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Kakapo
11/26/22 8:41:46 AM
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I'm happily married, sorry.

As consolation, I can set you up with one of my friends, though. He's very, very clever, and I have it on good authority he's very good in the sack.

You'll just need to encourage him to show more interest in his personal hygiene.

It's not that it's bad or anything, but he's been chronically single, so things like scented fabric softener and good cologne aren't high on his list of priorities.

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SodomInsane
11/26/22 8:43:20 AM
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Remember the days whenever a woman posted on CE it was a 500 topic lol

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Kakapo
11/26/22 8:44:51 AM
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SodomInsane posted...
Remember the days whenever a woman posted on CE it was a 500 topic lol
Remember? That still happens, depending on the poster.

Admittedly, nowadays most of the time it's because there's at least one someone who's all narky and bitter at 50% of the population, so they take it out on women online.

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Kakapo
11/26/22 9:27:15 AM
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Bump for ma boi. No pics, think of him as a blind box.

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RaulJenkins
11/26/22 9:31:00 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Bump for ma boi. No pics

Kakapo posted...
No pics

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Kakapo
11/26/22 9:32:15 AM
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RaulJenkins posted...
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What part of blind box are you having trouble with?

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Kitt
11/26/22 9:32:34 AM
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Is your friend rich?

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RaulJenkins
11/26/22 9:33:15 AM
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Kakapo posted...
What part of blind box are you having trouble with?

The part where you have no pics

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VampireCoyote
11/26/22 9:33:26 AM
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no greasyboys

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Vegy
11/26/22 9:33:35 AM
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SodomInsane posted...
Remember the days whenever a woman posted on CE it was a 500 topic lol

Dat never happened unless dey made sign pictures

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Kakapo
11/26/22 9:33:37 AM
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Kitt posted...
Is your friend rich?
He's comfortably bourgeois, but in the right hands could probably be honed into quite the corporate spiv.

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Kakapo
11/26/22 9:36:56 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
no greasyboys
He's not greasy, weirdly enough. He just smells very "chronically single guy". Like, he washes all his bits, I'm sure.

To be honest, I respect boundaries and asking him if he washes all the bits would probably be a bit beyond the pale.

He keeps himself *clean*, he's just never had a long-term partner who's taught him the finer points of olfactory presentation.

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SodomInsane
11/26/22 9:42:00 AM
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Vegy posted...
Dat never happened unless dey made sign pictures


Kakapo posted...
Remember? That still happens, depending on the poster.

Admittedly, nowadays most of the time it's because there's at least one someone who's all narky and bitter at 50% of the population, so they take it out on women online.

That user might be right. I think SubparToaster's Im back thread was an instant 500 thread recently.

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Kakapo
11/26/22 8:21:37 PM
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Whos that?

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