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Pepys_Monster
11/17/22 12:43:02 PM
#1:


How screwed are you?

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Ratchetrockon
11/17/22 12:44:06 PM
#2:


I'm so uucked

I'm not ready to be pregnant man

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Alteres
11/17/22 12:45:01 PM
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Gotta be some what to get rich of that sonnofabitch, bring it

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ElatedVenusaur
11/17/22 12:45:21 PM
#4:


Why, Im quite certain Ill die.

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FL81
11/17/22 12:45:43 PM
#5:


give it a nice hug

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Jiek_Fafn
11/17/22 12:48:14 PM
#6:


Protect myself by putting a condom on my face

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Jagr_68
11/17/22 12:50:16 PM
#7:


Wrap a plastic bag over my head tight :)

Ez

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Spurner
11/17/22 12:51:07 PM
#8:


Put on my Bane mask.
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viewmaster_pi
11/17/22 12:51:20 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Protect myself by putting a condom on my face
facehugger:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/2/AAOjRaAADSDA.jpg

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Devilanse333
11/17/22 12:52:36 PM
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Take huge bong rip right before it lunges, exhale it right into its stupid face and make that sucker chill the F out.

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Scorsese2002
11/17/22 12:54:14 PM
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*grabs lotion*

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Funkydog
11/17/22 12:56:33 PM
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I guess my dog is fucked. And then I'm fucked once it bursts out.

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DoesntMatter
11/17/22 1:05:38 PM
#13:


would a Bug-A-Salt gun be enough to stop it?

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--Zero-
11/17/22 1:22:08 PM
#14:


After it impregnates me it dies and then I just rush over to the hospital to have the baby aborted.

Oh fuck I live in Missouri....

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/17/22 3:02:18 PM
#15:


A shotgun will keep my safe from that parasite.

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darkmaian23
11/17/22 3:16:47 PM
#16:


That depends: is there really just one?

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Pepys_Monster
11/17/22 3:17:46 PM
#17:


darkmaian23 posted...
That depends: is there really just one?
Yes.

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chitown82
11/17/22 3:40:59 PM
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Grab dogs and leave. Can't kill it because of it's acid blood.
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Lil_Bit83
11/17/22 3:49:03 PM
#20:


Run out screaming when though I know I'm screwed.

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IfGodCouldDie
11/17/22 3:51:52 PM
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I'm good, kids are probably fucked though.

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1337toothbrush
11/17/22 3:55:21 PM
#22:


Try to trick it into thinking my ass is my face.

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Pepys_Monster
11/17/22 3:58:26 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Try to trick it into thinking my ass is my face.
I bet you'll hit a note you've never hit before.

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