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Spend it like No tomorrow, also donate a lot of it to the needy

Sell it for &50.

Call my mother, ask her why she is the way she is, then tell her to go fuck herself all the way off a tall building.

Nothing immediately. I think I would just let it idle in my supposed bank account and think for a month. Normally I'd say buy a house but that has its own issues. I think I woulda felt this way 12 years ago. Except I did feel better in general back then.

I don't think about things that will never happen to me. It's a waste of energy.

The lottery plotline in Roseanne was not good, but I always thought it was a pretty good representation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYue0RCZFQ

More specifically, I'd be Jackie. Just uncontrollably fidgeting in joy.

Ive only thought as far as quitting my job. Thats really the only thing Id need to do immediately to be totally happy.

That lady (in the red shirt uhh I'll do research, Laurie shoulda figure the Norm show would use real first names hahaha) was in the Norm show. I never watched Rosanne. She's a little/lot crazy at times in the Norm Show too.

Rip Norm MacDonald. You were such a unique person. And yea get hyped show from the past!

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I wouldn't risk them robbing me.

I'd buy a billion+ dollars worth of luxury homes and become a mega landlord

I would get a lawyer to help handle it and so I could be anonymous. Give out a bunch to charities of my choosing. Work at my job a few more months, but be a complete piece of garbage and threaten to quit if they don't give maintenance a raise. Give good chunks to close family and friends so I have people to enjoy it with. Buy one house at Powder Mountain in Utah and one house in Santos, SP Brazil. After all of that I would still have plenty. I would also travel a bunch because the one thing that keeps me from doing that much the few times I have money is the seating situation in planes. First class would be no problem. I would also go to school for fun. Not being woried that my future depends on it and owning a bunch of money would be great.

I'd stfu

Get a financial panther

Lawyer

Go anonymous and claim my money

Take care of all my needs set myself up then take care of loved ones and family