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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/22 7:55:57 AM
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They found a hidden room in the library. Two 50 gallon drums of home made alcohol. Tools a rope ladder and plans for escape. Which the plan included having drones drop guns into the unit and them shooting their way out.

Normally I find inmates ingenuity very fascinating. This is downright scary. Thank God somebody snitched

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Aressar
11/05/22 8:34:22 AM
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Did it involve a guy with the entire escape plan tattooed on him?

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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/22 8:37:52 AM
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Aressar posted...
Did it involve a guy with the entire escape plan tattooed on him?

No.

I'm betting money the other Librian is the snitch though. One got shipped out instantly the other still works there. It's the only way I see it happening cause by all accounts the home made booze could be smelled as soon as the officers walked in. So no way he didn't know about it.

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lww99
11/05/22 8:38:12 AM
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Pics

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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/22 8:39:38 AM
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lww99 posted...
Pics

Bringing in a recording device is a felony. So...no. plus this happened while I was gone for a month.

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gunplagirl
11/05/22 9:29:31 AM
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Pretty easily depending on the structure, really.

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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/22 9:29:34 AM
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Hole in a wall covered by a bookshelf

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JuanCarlos1
11/05/22 9:30:04 AM
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Uh...ill give you 20 bucks for story rights

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Sufferedphoneix
11/05/22 9:40:23 AM
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Idk it happened while I was gone.

I've said many times these places should be searched regularly but what do I know. They only wanna search the dorms. Fucking stupid. If inmates know you ain't looking in a certain area that's exactly where they're gonna put shit

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