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They wanted a conflict, but all of it's raw shit
I wrap my turbam tight and I eat my vegys
Turtlebread on rye, no Errors, I never lie

They say I'm crazy cause I see angels in airwaves
I got a great tool Kitt, you should just stay in your safe space
These dudes are wacky teens, or they act like they holy
Got me a bussed down Rollie, I call her Goldie

Yo shut the fuck up,
Shut the
Fuck
Up

Yeah, he's gone now.

R1masher a trickier finger blaster
a lyrical caster abracadabraing you out to pasture somewhere in Madagascar

Diarrhea erupts from my butt like a constipated dragon.
I ate 34 cheeseburgers from the back of a Volkswagen
I'm lactose intolerant and avoidant of conditioning that's operant
Chased down it down with a milkshake and now my bowels are bothered.

I poop myself I don't care I wear depends
Out in public at the pool even at the deep end
Go to walmart and soil myself can't help but smile
Starts as small farts then gets worse in the cereal aisle

I'm a rabid savage looking for action
Trapping all these bastards just like a magnet
Rather be fantastic than be a manlet
All my threads are classics; they need reenactments

They tried to come for me but they just got the Block List
These boys is 56k, I'm straight fiber optics
Yeah I make a profit just from acting obnoxious
Guess what? You can't do shit to stop this

Trickfinger be claimin' he's some sort of God of the Entirety
But if I worked for him, he wouldn't even have the balls to fire me
I'm above the level of any god. Don't need to be worshiped. Fuck piety
It's just background noise from mortals. I don't live in a society

It's insecure to mute people with that incessant bullshit blocking
And it's cringe to say "who posted?" Who's really doing the mocking?
Users laughing so hard they choke and can't stop coughing
And you can't even see what kinda shit that they be talking

You exist inside a vacuum and you turned out all the lights
Your topics, fucking pointless, 'cept for picking random fights
Or trollish bullshit bait polls you spew out to see what bites
All while gibbering like the Sheriff from Robinhood: Men in Tights

You try to look all , but you're making a real impression
And what about all the accounts you've had banned but never mention?
You're stuck in a cycle, bro. You're spiraling, never learn your lesson
Every time you get back, it's only mere days till the next suspension

But keep playing yourself up like you're some kind of CE hero
And let your reputation burn like it's Rome and you're Nero
When you're finally gone for good, I won't be shedding a single tear-o
Because if I'm being honest, your Swag's Net worth is Zero

My farts creep as they seep from my cheeks like miasma.
Clear the whole room with my shits as they have fits like asthma
Like a dead raccoon made my ass into a bathroom
The smell of doom sneaks through my gaped out crack like death plume