Current Events > My dad said something that kinda stung for some reason to me.

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PiOverlord 10/22/22 12:56:36 PM #1:	I've been calculating my tax return and came to the conclusion that I will most likely get a refund of about $600, give or take a hundred. I, then, did the math for if I was married to someone with no income and came to an approximate $3,000. I told my dad about my master plan to hire someone to marry me before the year ends and divorce them afterward, for a small commission of course. His response was "It's really going to pain your mom when she finds out you don't believe in God," coming from the perspective of marriage being a religious institution. I said this marriage would strictly be a government-recognized act (although I do admit, I don't believe in God for various reasons but I would never tell my parents that), but he didn't really care for my idea. Despite not really being religious; his statement, relating it to the perspective of my mother, hurts me a little. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968893495] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>I've been calculating my tax return and came to the conclusion that I will most likely get a refund of about $600, give or take a hundred. I, then, did the math for if I was married to someone with no income and came to an approximate $3,000. I told my dad about my master plan to hire someone to marry me before the year ends and divorce them afterward, for a small commission of course. His response was "It's really going to pain your mom when she finds out you don't believe in God," coming from the perspective of marriage being a religious institution. I said this marriage would strictly be a government-recognized act (although I do admit, I don't believe in God for various reasons but I would never tell my parents that), but he didn't really care for my idea. Despite not really being religious; his statement, relating it to the perspective of my mother, hurts me a little. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/22/22 12:57:40 PM #2:	The dad in your fake story sounds dumb --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:968893512] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>The dad in your fake story sounds dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aridi 10/22/22 12:58:29 PM #3:	Is he right? --- When do you stop growing up and start dying? <cite>Aridi posted [p:968893538] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Is he right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/22/22 12:58:42 PM #4:	Irony posted... The dad in your fake story sounds dumb Everyone in the fake story sounds like a silly sausage. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968893541] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>The dad in your fake story sounds dumb</quote>Everyone in the fake story sounds like a silly sausage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/22/22 1:00:07 PM #5:	Irony posted... The dad in your fake story sounds dumb Nah, it's real. I just want them dollar bills y'all. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968893563] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>The dad in your fake story sounds dumb</quote>Nah, it's real. I just want them dollar bills y'all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/22/22 1:02:11 PM #6:	i can't imagine living in a reality where i had to hide my beliefs from my parents --- The stone that fell is still falling, so let that stone be a wondrous thing <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:968893606] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>i can't imagine living in a reality where i had to hide my beliefs from my parents</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/22/22 1:03:38 PM #7:	I mean, the only way you get closure is if you let your mom know you don't believe >_>. I don't know if Id do that. But just saying that you gotta be ok with not knowing how much it effects the relationship otherwise. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:968893639] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>I mean, the only way you get closure is if you let your mom know you don't believe >_>. I don't know if Id do that. But just saying that you gotta be ok with not knowing how much it effects the relationship otherwise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/22/22 1:18:59 PM #8:	PiOverlord posted... Nah, it's real. I just want them dollar bills y'all. I'll bite. Marriage certificates cost ~$50 and filing your own divorce costs ~$500. It seems like a lot of hassle for an extra ~$1,850 (not factoring the commission). ^_^ https://www.cushyfamily.com/how-much-does-it-cost-to-serve-divorce-papers/ --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968893913] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>Nah, it's real. I just want them dollar bills y'all.</quote>I'll bite. Marriage certificates cost ~$50 and filing your own divorce costs ~$500. It seems like a lot of hassle for an extra ~$1,850 (not factoring the commission). ^_^https://www.cushyfamily.com/how-much-does-it-cost-to-serve-divorce-papers/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/22/22 2:30:03 PM #9:	Vampirehuntr posted... I'll bite. Marriage certificates cost ~$50 and filing your own divorce costs ~$500. It seems like a lot of hassle for an extra ~$1,850 (not factoring the commission). ^_^ https://www.cushyfamily.com/how-much-does-it-cost-to-serve-divorce-papers/ Uncontested Divorces if you file in Missouri can cost less than $250. Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968895366] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Vampirehuntr posted... </cite><quote>I'll bite. Marriage certificates cost ~$50 and filing your own divorce costs ~$500. It seems like a lot of hassle for an extra ~$1,850 (not factoring the commission). ^_^https://www.cushyfamily.com/how-much-does-it-cost-to-serve-divorce-papers/</quote>Uncontested Divorces if you file in Missouri can cost less than $250.Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 10/22/22 2:32:34 PM #10:	PiOverlord posted... I told my dad about my master plan to hire someone to marry me PiOverlord posted... I've been calculating my tax return and came to the conclusion that I will most likely get a refund of about $600, give or take a hundred. I, then, did the math for if I was married to someone with no income and came to an approximate $3,000. Are you trying to figure out if you should hit the bar or the church? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968895411] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>I told my dad about my master plan to hire someone to marry me</quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>I've been calculating my tax return and came to the conclusion that I will most likely get a refund of about $600, give or take a hundred. I, then, did the math for if I was married to someone with no income and came to an approximate $3,000.</quote>Are you trying to figure out if you should hit the bar or the church?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 10/22/22 3:11:15 PM #11:	how can u be so bad at math --- The spell complete It is permanent <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:968896065] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>how can u be so bad at math</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/22/22 3:14:14 PM #12:	Robot2600 posted... how can u be so bad at math Excuse me? --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968896137] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>how can u be so bad at math</quote>Excuse me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ikzai 10/22/22 3:15:26 PM #13:	viewmaster_pi posted... i can't imagine living in a reality where i had to hide my beliefs from my parents That sounds amazing, mate. I hope you recognize how privileged you are. I'm very happy for you. Some of us have been threatened violence by our parents for saying things such as "nah, I don't think President Trump is doing a very good job." It can get bad with familial relationships. --- Poke! Can you dig it? <cite>Ikzai posted [p:968896164] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite><quote>i can't imagine living in a reality where i had to hide my beliefs from my parents</quote>That sounds amazing, mate. I hope you recognize how privileged you are. I'm very happy for you. Some of us have been threatened violence by our parents for saying things such as "nah, I don't think President Trump is doing a very good job." It can get bad with familial relationships. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 10/22/22 3:38:13 PM #14:	Why doesn't everyone do this? --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:968896632] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Why doesn't everyone do this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 10/23/22 7:10:57 AM #15:	Maybe I should throw a comparison at him for once? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968910112] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I should throw a comparison at him for once?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Yahtz09 10/23/22 7:23:06 AM #16:	PiOverlord posted... Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it. I disagree. A lot can go wrong here. --- Arkansas Razorbacks \|\| Oklahoma City Thunder \|\| Cleveland Sports <cite>The_Yahtz09 posted [p:968910200] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it.</quote>I disagree. A lot can go wrong here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 10/23/22 7:25:30 AM #17:	PiOverlord posted... Uncontested Divorces if you file in Missouri can cost less than $250. Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it. Or man, hear me out. Find a partner you actually like and then enjoy the free stonks for life? --- "My lord, even 'the bud' slips into alcoholism these days." - AlCalavicci <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:968910225] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>Uncontested Divorces if you file in Missouri can cost less than $250.Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it.</quote>Or man, hear me out. Find a partner you actually like and then enjoy the free stonks for life? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 10/23/22 7:37:19 AM #18:	The_Yahtz09 posted... A lot can go wrong here --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:968910321] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>The_Yahtz09 posted... </cite><quote>A lot can go wrong here</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 12:25:50 PM #19:	PiOverlord posted... Uncontested Divorces if you file in Missouri can cost less than $250. Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it. Let's hope the divorce is uncontested. Lol. --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968914178] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>Uncontested Divorces if you file in Missouri can cost less than $250.Even factoring in the cost of commission, for the amount of time involved, the money is well worth it.</quote>Let's hope the divorce is uncontested. Lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 10/23/22 12:35:56 PM #20:	Sounds fake. Obviously he would have commented that of course youd have to pay for it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:968914354] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Sounds fake.Obviously he would have commented that of course youd have to pay for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 12:38:34 PM #21:	divot1338 posted... Sounds fake. Obviously he would have commented that of course youd have to pay for it. I've heard worse fake stories. --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968914391] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>Sounds fake.Obviously he would have commented that of course youd have to pay for it.</quote>I've heard worse fake stories.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 10/23/22 12:42:34 PM #22:	Why not just stay married and get the extra money every year? <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:968914483] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Why not just stay married and get the extra money every year?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MixedRaceBaby 10/23/22 12:45:17 PM #23:	sounds like tax fraud. --- For the mixed race babies! <cite>MixedRaceBaby posted [p:968914531] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>sounds like tax fraud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 12:47:48 PM #25:	MixedRaceBaby posted... sounds like tax fraud. Some people live dangerously. --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968914574] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>MixedRaceBaby posted... </cite><quote>sounds like tax fraud.</quote>Some people live dangerously.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OobyDooby 10/23/22 12:51:07 PM #26:	My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals. He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull* --- Howdy there, pilgrim! <cite>OobyDooby posted [p:968914635] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals.He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 12:54:21 PM #27:	OobyDooby posted... My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals. He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull* I think you should work on better material, @OobyDooby . --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968914702] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>OobyDooby posted... </cite><quote>My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals.He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull*</quote>I think you should work on better material, @OobyDooby . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 10/23/22 1:06:38 PM #28:	Wouldnt his ex be entitled to half of the ill gotten gains? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:968914937] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Wouldnt his ex be entitled to half of the ill gotten gains?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goldenguy 10/23/22 1:11:33 PM #29:	viewmaster_pi posted... i can't imagine living in a reality where i had to hide my beliefs from my parents I did for a long time. I'm not sure my dad ever knew but my mom is more or less aware. My choice, and I'd assume the same choice of numerous others, came from not wanting to impart extra stress on them. --- Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance, prejudice, and fear walk hand in hand. <cite>Goldenguy posted [p:968915033] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite><quote>i can't imagine living in a reality where i had to hide my beliefs from my parents</quote>I did for a long time. I'm not sure my dad ever knew but my mom is more or less aware. My choice, and I'd assume the same choice of numerous others, came from not wanting to impart extra stress on them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 10/23/22 1:22:48 PM #31:	How much commission are you offering..? --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:968915238] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>How much commission are you offering..? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Allanon23 10/23/22 1:23:01 PM #32:	OobyDooby posted... My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals. He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull* classic pasta --- Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. Current LP: Grandia HD Remaster <cite>Allanon23 posted [p:968915245] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>OobyDooby posted... </cite><quote>My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals.He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull*</quote>classic pasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/23/22 1:23:29 PM #33:	You should have told your dad that God is sad about him letting his wife have an opinion that isn't his. Bible don't like that shit. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:968915250] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>You should have told your dad that God is sad about him letting his wife have an opinion that isn't his. Bible don't like that shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 1:26:18 PM #34:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That's a valid point, Gladius_. We'll suspend disbelief, but TC's story assumes the "temp bride" is financially independent with cash flows in the black. If they have expensive taste, well, not a big benefit there at all. Lol. If they don't want to divorce, wellppppppp. --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968915300] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That's a valid point, Gladius_. We'll suspend disbelief, but TC's story assumes the "temp bride" is financially independent with cash flows in the black. If they have expensive taste, well, not a big benefit there at all. Lol.If they don't want to divorce, wellppppppp. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 10/23/22 1:56:29 PM #35:	the math says that your marriage tax scam would be a huge pain in the ass and not nearly worth the time and effort involved --- The spell complete It is permanent <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:968915889] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>the math says that your marriage tax scam would be a huge pain in the ass and not nearly worth the time and effort involved</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 10/23/22 1:58:15 PM #36:	How about instead you find a surrogate and claim a kid next year. --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:968915916] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>How about instead you find a surrogate and claim a kid next year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 10/23/22 2:12:18 PM #37:	Ikzai posted... That sounds amazing, mate. I hope you recognize how privileged you are. I'm very happy for you. Some of us have been threatened violence by our parents for saying things such as "nah, I don't think President Trump is doing a very good job." It can get bad with familial relationships. Did you cut whoever that toxic family member was out of your life? Because if someone in your family is so much of a chud that they'll threaten violence if you merely disagree, they shouldn't be in your life. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:968916236] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Ikzai posted... </cite><quote>That sounds amazing, mate. I hope you recognize how privileged you are. I'm very happy for you. Some of us have been threatened violence by our parents for saying things such as "nah, I don't think President Trump is doing a very good job." It can get bad with familial relationships.</quote>Did you cut whoever that toxic family member was out of your life?Because if someone in your family is so much of a chud that they'll threaten violence if you merely disagree, they shouldn't be in your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 2:13:59 PM #38:	mybbqrules posted... Did you cut whoever that toxic family member was out of your life? Because if someone in your family is so much of a chud that they'll threaten violence if you merely disagree, they shouldn't be in your life. I couldn't agree more. --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968916269] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>mybbqrules posted... </cite><quote>Did you cut whoever that toxic family member was out of your life?Because if someone in your family is so much of a chud that they'll threaten violence if you merely disagree, they shouldn't be in your life.</quote>I couldn't agree more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/23/22 9:04:52 PM #39:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That's the thing: I don't do any of those things. Purely a transaction. I don't reckon court would be the best option for someone who would be incapable of affording a lawyer. Planning on targeting the NEETS. ApherosyLove posted... How much commission are you offering..? $300 minimum, room for negotiation, just to sign a few papers and letting me file the taxes. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968926018] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That's the thing: I don't do any of those things. Purely a transaction. I don't reckon court would be the best option for someone who would be incapable of affording a lawyer. Planning on targeting the NEETS.ApherosyLove posted... </cite><quote>How much commission are you offering..?</quote>$300 minimum, room for negotiation, just to sign a few papers and letting me file the taxes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/23/22 9:16:26 PM #40:	Trying to play the fucking IRS for like $2400. That's probably what your father should be insulting you about. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:968926230] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Trying to play the fucking IRS for like $2400.That's probably what your father should be insulting you about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/23/22 9:19:50 PM #41:	DrizztLink posted... Trying to play the fucking IRS for like $2400. That's probably what your father should be insulting you about. I'm well aware of the inner-workings of an audit, more so than probably 99% of you. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968926296] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Trying to play the fucking IRS for like $2400.That's probably what your father should be insulting you about.</quote>I'm well aware of the inner-workings of an audit, more so than probably 99% of you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampirehuntr 10/23/22 9:20:14 PM #42:	DrizztLink posted... Trying to play the fucking IRS for like $2400. That's probably what your father should be insulting you about. Oh yeah, I forgot about the 87,000 extra IRS agents to lay the smackdown on TC's candy arse. :-) --- "Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face." - Oscar Wilde <cite>Vampirehuntr posted [p:968926304] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Trying to play the fucking IRS for like $2400.That's probably what your father should be insulting you about.</quote>Oh yeah, I forgot about the 87,000 extra IRS agents to lay the smackdown on TC's candy arse. :-)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/23/22 9:22:47 PM #43:	Vampirehuntr posted... Oh yeah, I forgot about the 87,000 extra IRS agents to lay the smackdown on TC's candy arse. :-) I am 99.99% confident that the IRS is not going to do a single thing about it and 100% confident that I'd get away with it. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968926356] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Vampirehuntr posted... </cite><quote>Oh yeah, I forgot about the 87,000 extra IRS agents to lay the smackdown on TC's candy arse. :-)</quote>I am 99.99% confident that the IRS is not going to do a single thing about it and 100% confident that I'd get away with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/23/22 9:23:16 PM #44:	PiOverlord posted... I'm well aware of the inner-workings of an audit, more so than probably 99% of you. And your great and storied financial genius is telling you the cost/benefit analysis of trying to play the fucking IRS for $2400 dollars is worth it. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:968926366] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>I'm well aware of the inner-workings of an audit, more so than probably 99% of you.</quote>And your great and storied financial genius is telling you the cost/benefit analysis of trying to play the fucking IRS for $2400 dollars is worth it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ikzai 10/23/22 9:28:03 PM #45:	mybbqrules posted... Did you cut whoever that toxic family member was out of your life? Because if someone in your family is so much of a chud that they'll threaten violence if you merely disagree, they shouldn't be in your life. barely has been in my life since i was a kid when he cheated on my mom and found a new wife. Likes to show up and pretend to be a parent a few times a year. I use to fall for it a lot in my teens and early 20s thinking this time it'll be different. Honestly when he threatened to punch me it made me realize I didn't actually want that parent-child relationship with him so it was a well needed wake up call. Still see him at family gatherings from time to time but ehhh. --- Poke! Can you dig it? <cite>Ikzai posted [p:968926460] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>mybbqrules posted... </cite><quote>Did you cut whoever that toxic family member was out of your life?Because if someone in your family is so much of a chud that they'll threaten violence if you merely disagree, they shouldn't be in your life.</quote>barely has been in my life since i was a kid when he cheated on my mom and found a new wife. Likes to show up and pretend to be a parent a few times a year. I use to fall for it a lot in my teens and early 20s thinking this time it'll be different. Honestly when he threatened to punch me it made me realize I didn't actually want that parent-child relationship with him so it was a well needed wake up call. Still see him at family gatherings from time to time but ehhh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/23/22 10:52:28 PM #46:	DrizztLink posted... And your great and storied financial genius is telling you the cost/benefit analysis of trying to play the fucking IRS for $2400 dollars is worth it. Let's take a step back because I do have a background in audit, but backgrounds don't matter in these cases, but more so case law. This boils down to the wording of the law vs the intent of the law as well as the plausibility of proving the intent at play. As far as the IRS is concerned, if you are married as of 12/31, you are married for the whole year. My supporting document that would support my case is a legally-binding state-recognized certificate of marriage, signed and agreed-upon by both parties. As the marriage is not fake legally and I did not falsify any numbers related to mine/my spouse's income/deductions, this is most likely where the story ends as the IRS is selective about who they investigate (and I would not really be a high-risk/monetary target). If the IRS were to audit this marriage, it would presumably be under the issue of intent of the tax law and if I was abusing it, but that is an unlikely scenario,and not worth the IRS' time. Even if they sent me a notice that I underpaid my taxes and that I filed incorrectly (i.e. didn't file as single), I would surely only be on the hook for that amount (plus any interest, but regardless) which isn't really the end of the world. In the end, I'm not worth it to the IRS. The cost of going after me is more than the return of the $2400. A key aspect of audit is going after high-risk or high-dollar-value areas. Unless there's a case where this issue came up, and the judge sided with the IRS, I doubt the IRS would want to risk this going to court as this could set an unfavorable precedent as well. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968928004] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>And your great and storied financial genius is telling you the cost/benefit analysis of trying to play the fucking IRS for $2400 dollars is worth it.</quote>Let's take a step back because I do have a background in audit, but backgrounds don't matter in these cases, but more so case law. This boils down to the wording of the law vs the intent of the law as well as the plausibility of proving the intent at play. As far as the IRS is concerned, if you are married as of 12/31, you are married for the whole year. My supporting document that would support my case is a legally-binding state-recognized certificate of marriage, signed and agreed-upon by both parties. As the marriage is not fake legally and I did not falsify any numbers related to mine/my spouse's income/deductions, this is most likely where the story ends as the IRS is selective about who they investigate (and I would not really be a high-risk/monetary target).If the IRS were to audit this marriage, it would presumably be under the issue of intent of the tax law and if I was abusing it, but that is an unlikely scenario,and not worth the IRS' time.Even if they sent me a notice that I underpaid my taxes and that I filed incorrectly (i.e. didn't file as single), I would surely only be on the hook for that amount (plus any interest, but regardless) which isn't really the end of the world. In the end, I'm not worth it to the IRS. The cost of going after me is more than the return of the $2400. A key aspect of audit is going after high-risk or high-dollar-value areas. Unless there's a case where this issue came up, and the judge sided with the IRS, I doubt the IRS would want to risk this going to court as this could set an unfavorable precedent as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 10/23/22 10:59:39 PM #47:	PiOverlord posted... $300 minimum, room for negotiation, just to sign a few papers and letting me file the taxes. How's $500? --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:968928173] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite><quote>$300 minimum, room for negotiation, just to sign a few papers and letting me file the taxes.</quote>How's $500?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/23/22 11:01:58 PM #48:	ApherosyLove posted... How's $500? I'd agree to that. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968928218] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite><quote>How's $500?</quote>I'd agree to that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 10/23/22 11:10:29 PM #49:	Well, next time you need to do taxes, hmu --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:968928362] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>Well, next time you need to do taxes, hmu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/23/22 11:18:24 PM #50:	ApherosyLove posted... Well, next time you need to do taxes, hmu Technically, have to be married before the year ends for it to apply. Also, are you an American citizen? --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 33; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:968928502] in My dad sai... [t:80206586]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite><quote>Well, next time you need to do taxes, hmu</quote>Technically, have to be married before the year ends for it to apply.Also, are you an American citizen? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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