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SrRd_RacinG 10/19/22 12:39:12 PM #1: |
Was just looking at jobs online. Target calls cashiers...guest advocates ? Lol --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 10/19/22 12:40:06 PM #2: |
that sounds like a lot of responsibility lol --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 10/19/22 12:41:17 PM #3: |
Do corporations really think people fall for corporate speak like this? People actually fall for corporate speak like this? >_> --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 10/19/22 12:41:32 PM #4: |
God corporate newspeak is one of those things that just instantly gets under my skin. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DipDipDiver 10/19/22 12:42:51 PM #5: |
I still remember interviewing someone for a graphic design position like 10 years ago and he had sandwich artist on his resume from working at Subway ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oubliettes 10/19/22 12:45:49 PM #6: |
DKBananaSlamma posted... Do corporations really think people fall for corporate speak like this? idk, the ppl i know that work those jobs prefer it bc then they dont have to tell people theyre a cashier or write it on their resumes. lol a year or two ago my secretary changed her title to "executive administrative assistant" of her own volition and no one really gave a shit. i forget and thats a mouthful so ill slip and call her secretary (as in, im on a call with a client and say something like "yeah if you could forward that to my secretary...") and she shoots me death glares lol --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 10/19/22 12:55:48 PM #8: |
DipDipDiver posted... I still remember interviewing someone for a graphic design position like 10 years ago and he had sandwich artist on his resume from working at Subway I don't see what the issue is with putting your actual job title with the company on a resume. We all agree it's fucking stupid but at least it's accurate. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 10/19/22 12:58:42 PM #9: |
Oubliettes posted...
This is actually a thing in the corporate world now fwiw. Hell you can even take programs at post-secondary institutions that actually *teach* you how to be an "Administrative Assistant" and you get a Certificate for it! --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 10/19/22 12:58:49 PM #10: |
My company recently changed "buyer" to "supply planner". Come on now. --- i7-12700F - 3080 - 32GB 3200 - 1440p Ultrawide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 10/19/22 1:07:16 PM #11: |
Grounds keepers are just QC's! --- I'm surrounded ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiggy101011 10/19/22 1:18:03 PM #12: |
bluezero posted... My company recently changed "buyer" to "supply planner". Come on now. I've been in sales for over a decade now and my titles have been: Inside Sales Representative Customer Service Consultant Customer Service Specialist Sales Specialist Advanced Customer Representative Sales Manager Regional Sales Representative Regional Consultant Southeast Sales Specialist They're literally the same job requirements lol --- XBL: F1RE v2 PSN: F1REx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 10/19/22 1:44:14 PM #13: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Yeah, this one got me good. Last time I was looking for a design job I searched 'artist' on a whim, got momentarily excited when a dozen listings popped up, and then laughed bitterly when every one of them was for 'sandwich artists' at fucking Subway. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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angeleyes94 10/19/22 2:03:15 PM #14: |
Client liaisons representative Can't wait to have a dangerous liaison with a hot customer --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 10/19/22 2:22:03 PM #15: |
"A master of the custodial arts....or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it" --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 10/21/22 11:25:52 AM #16: |
DKBananaSlamma posted... Do corporations really think people fall for corporate speak like this? Theres nothing to fall for, theres just people like you who think Target is trying to trick them into something. Antisocial behavior. --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 10/21/22 11:34:46 AM #17: |
Target always has weird titles for stuff. Like the "GSTL" aka Guest Services Team Leader. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 10/21/22 11:40:19 AM #18: |
Gobstoppers12 posted... Target always has weird titles for stuff. Like the "GSTL" aka Guest Services Team Leader.Yeah, Whole Foods is super into the "team" dynamic. Our meetings are "team huddles". And the trainings tend to be so high on the company's farts I desperately want to believe they're parody. Like, the recent one was harping about how our stores are important "community spaces" and I just about burst out laughing in the conference room. --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 10/21/22 11:44:07 AM #19: |
ElatedVenusaur posted... Like, the recent one was harping about how our stores are important "community spaces" and I just about burst out laughing in the conference room. which is across from the team leader office.My favorite thing is the weird rule they have about the word "customer." They actually reprimanded someone for saying it too many times when I worked there. They're not customers, they're "guests," but more accurately, they're guests who spend money. If only there were a word for that... --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 10/21/22 2:00:38 PM #21: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] What does this even mean? No, really. What does this mean? --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LotsOfHorror 10/21/22 2:04:18 PM #23: |
This is old news for Target, when I worked there over 5 years ago you were only allowed to call customer's guests over the radio. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 10/21/22 2:06:01 PM #24: |
LotsOfHorror posted... This is old news for Target, when I worked there over 5 years ago you were only allowed to call customer's guests over the radio.Same, but I worked there 14 years ago. When I was hired they were unironically showing that anti union training video that's been making the rounds recently. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 10/21/22 2:12:58 PM #25: |
I care about the title more than the money imoz. Who needs rent or food, I'm a sales executive, not just a salesman. Executive assistant over sec Plus some times it is a better word overall, flight attendant instead of stewardess --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 10/21/22 2:17:05 PM #26: |
I'm a "Staff Natural Resources Scientist" which is suuuuuuper different than the "Natural Resources Specialist" that I was before my title update. *dissmisve wank* --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/21/22 2:18:16 PM #27: |
It has always been that way. In fact I dont understand any of it, and that's what makes other people have an easier time. --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 10/21/22 2:36:47 PM #28: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] .....and? Where do those two things have anything at all to do with each other? This is a little silly, bud. --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 10/23/22 12:12:22 PM #29: |
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
What he is saying is, Giving someone a title should come with a bump in pay. If you are a 'guest advocate' you are presumably the face of the store and should be paid more than minimum wage...or virtually Minimum wage, which are about the same thing. ~Not to mention, Guest Advocate really doesn't make any sense. But that's another issue. Anyway, let us not forget when Walmart had Heroes...some who even wore capes. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rivers 10/23/22 12:26:43 PM #31: |
cash app and square support staff members are called customer success advocates --- equites quattuor in saeculum saeculi 4h4l ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Octans 10/23/22 12:56:07 PM #32: |
Willing to bet any kind of lingo pedantry that companies do is because of some legal or statistical loophole that they can then claim. --- Click here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 10/23/22 12:58:12 PM #33: |
I was a sandwich artist once. No regrets. Kept it on my resume through law school and now have a cushy job. It wasn't a hindrance. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueBoy675 10/23/22 12:59:57 PM #34: |
Grocery store baggers being called courtesy clerks has always been an eye roller for me --- Hope rides alone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Northlane 10/23/22 1:03:30 PM #36: |
Facilities management technician --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life." LAL | LV | LAD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SrRd_RacinG 10/23/22 1:07:27 PM #37: |
BlueBoy675 posted... Grocery store baggers being called courtesy clerks has always been an eye roller for me You hardly see this anymore. I usually only see it as a job for an adult with a disability. By see I mean witness/observe. And even then it's rare. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/23/22 1:07:54 PM #38: |
"As long as he's not comfortable anything will do" --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NinjaWarrior455 10/23/22 1:12:46 PM #39: |
It makes it easier for companies to give workers more crap to do with the ambiguous titles. You can have a cashier stock shelves or clean up messes if you give them a job title that doesn't mean anything --- Super Bowl 52 Champions!!!! http://myanimelist.net/animelist/NinjaWarrior457 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 10/23/22 1:57:50 PM #40: |
Oubliettes posted... idk, the ppl i know that work those jobs prefer it bc then they dont have to tell people theyre a cashier or write it on their resumes. i too was once an executive administrative assistant --- The spell complete It is permanent ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raikuro 10/23/22 2:00:20 PM #41: |
Didn't some clothing stores call their regular employees "models" so they could discriminate based on appearance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BTH_Phoenix 10/24/22 1:03:46 PM #42: |
Octans posted... Willing to bet any kind of lingo pedantry that companies do is because of some legal or statistical loophole that they can then claim. My mom's school did that with janitors because old janitors got benefits. The new "custodial technicians" or something do not. --- *whoosh* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 10/24/22 1:14:54 PM #43: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Yeah, when I worked up in a front end (as a "cashier assistant" LOL) that was one of my duties. Of course, my primary duty was collecting baskets and shopping carts, and I was also responsible for stocking the bags, and I was generally by myself for most of my shift, so on busy days I would spend like half my shift getting carts out in the parking lot and the other half frantically trying to make sure the cash registers actually had bags. I generally only spent significant time bagging if it was slow i.e. when I had nothing better to do than hang out with the cashiers. My Whole Foods also provides complimentary ice, which is just the Seafood Department's --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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