Current Events > Paul from 'It Follows' is the biggest beta male simp orbiter in cinema history.

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Spends the entire movie pining for a girl who doesn't reciprocates his feelings, gets jealous when she's with other guys, and only manages to get with her at the end by willingly putting himself in the crosshairs of an unstoppable supernatural entity.

What a complete goofy goober. Shine on, you idiotic diamond.