Current Events > I just had surgery on my ding dong. AMA

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TotACon
10/07/22 11:08:16 AM
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Quite an experience.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/07/22 11:09:34 AM
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I'm the surgeon who worked on TC's ding dong ama

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Buu_88
10/07/22 11:10:05 AM
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Why do you want us to ask you about it?

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ToasterStrudeI
10/07/22 11:10:14 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
I'm the surgeon who worked on TC's ding dong ama
How many inches did you add?

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Flockaveli
10/07/22 11:10:52 AM
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How long until you can use it for sex again.
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Squall28
10/07/22 11:12:00 AM
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Can your ding still dong?

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Bishop_Hastur
10/07/22 11:12:53 AM
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Was the surgeon listening to the Ding Dong song while performing the operation?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/07/22 11:13:16 AM
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ToasterStrudeI posted...
How many inches did you add?
12

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Dreepapult
10/07/22 11:14:34 AM
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What surgery

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TotACon
10/07/22 11:48:41 AM
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Buu_88 posted...
Why do you want us to ask you about it?

Whatever you want.

ToasterStrudeI posted...
How many inches did you add?

Seven. I'm now at 8.5.

Flockaveli posted...
How long until you can use it for sex again.

A week probs.

Squall28 posted...
Can your ding still dong?

Ding dong the ding has dong'd.

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Wasn't my case. TBF the surgeon is my friend and I was awake so it was unlikely to happen.

Bishop_Hastur posted...
Was the surgeon listening to the Ding Dong song while performing the operation?

Oddly enough, no.

Dreepapult posted...
What surgery

Frenulectomy.
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Dreepapult
10/07/22 12:22:29 PM
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How's your pain?

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TotACon
10/07/22 12:23:04 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
How's your pain?

0 so far.
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Tom_Joad
10/07/22 12:47:26 PM
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You had surgery on your Ding Dong, but not your Ho Ho or Twinkie?!?!


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TotACon
10/07/22 10:04:48 PM
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Guys retraction is so good now it's crazy.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/07/22 10:42:03 PM
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TC got a stretch armstrong dong

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bobspacethespacecow
10/07/22 10:42:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

oh sorry well enjoy your enormous dong oops

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gunplagirl
10/07/22 10:43:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/9/AAc53qAADwYD.jpg
Mood

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Tom_Joad
10/08/22 5:11:29 AM
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Dis better mood (the beginning part):

https://youtu.be/_3Dcjdl-M6Y

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Buu_88
10/10/22 9:08:11 AM
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TotACon posted...
Whatever you want.

That wasn't the question

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TotACon
10/10/22 12:10:34 PM
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Buu_88 posted...
That wasn't the question

Ok
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mustachedmystic
10/10/22 12:18:19 PM
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So I take it you were suffering from frenulum breve?

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TotACon
10/10/22 12:19:17 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
So I take it you were suffering from frenulum breve?

This take is indeed correct.
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YeOld3DS
10/10/22 12:19:44 PM
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I cried when they operated on mine. But then again I was an infant so...
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bobspacethespacecow
10/11/22 1:24:17 PM
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i snapped my frenulum when I was jerking off in air force tech school and never went to the doctor for it bc I was sure they'd send me back a class or two while i recovered from it

ended up doing field training the next day and low crawling through the mud all day and it wasn't too fun but at least it didn't get infected and I got through everything okay

don't be me

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TotACon
10/11/22 3:24:51 PM
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bobspacethespacecow posted...
i snapped my frenulum when I was jerking off in air force tech school and never went to the doctor for it bc I was sure they'd send me back a class or two while i recovered from it

ended up doing field training the next day and low crawling through the mud all day and it wasn't too fun but at least it didn't get infected and I got through everything okay

don't be me

Oh god.

Do you have any pointy remains of it? A friend tore his and in a crazy act ripped the remaining because it looked ugly.
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bobspacethespacecow
10/11/22 8:39:50 PM
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define "pointy remains"

there is a weird kinda "something should be here" kinda thing under the head but tbh it healed relatively normally, i haven't had a frenulum since 2006 and I still get off just fine

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TotACon
10/11/22 9:47:22 PM
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bobspacethespacecow posted...
define "pointy remains"

there is a weird kinda "something should be here" kinda thing under the head but tbh it healed relatively normally, i haven't had a frenulum since 2006 and I still get off just fine

If you tear a frenulum exactly in the middle with a straight, perpendicular line towards the shaft, you'll be left with two triangular floppy remains of frenulum under the head and by the shaft. Tears obviously don't happen exactly in the middle, exactly perpendicular or in a straight line, but you get the idea. Unless you actually tear part of the frenulum completely off, pieces, likely two asymmetrical pieces, will still be there in some fashion.
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discodancer77
10/11/22 9:51:49 PM
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So you had phimosis it looks like? Did you try doing stretches and stuff? Mine couldnt fully retract comfortably until I was like 17

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bobspacethespacecow
10/11/22 9:56:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/0/AAB5rYAADxKY.png

here is a medical diagram of what happened to me

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TotACon
10/11/22 10:00:07 PM
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discodancer77 posted...
So you had phimosis it looks like? Did you try doing stretches and stuff? Mine couldnt fully retract comfortably until I was like 17

No, I had frenulum brevis.

bobspacethespacecow posted...


Bruh delete that.
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bobspacethespacecow
10/11/22 10:01:49 PM
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if i get modded for that i will be be proud

never been good at drawing, especially in paint, but if i get modded for it it means i did a good job

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