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Gremlynn 10/04/22 9:50:27 PM #1:	Just don't blame me if you don't like the answer. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495685] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Just don't blame me if you don't like the answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Michael_Booth 10/04/22 9:51:27 PM #3:	If you could travel back in time to your ten year old self (without giving investing advice) what paragraph of information would you tell them? <cite>Michael_Booth posted [p:968495712] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>If you could travel back in time to your ten year old self (without giving investing advice) what paragraph of information would you tell them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/04/22 9:52:21 PM #4:	got a Switch? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:968495733] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>got a Switch?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/04/22 9:52:28 PM #5:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It was at first, between the cushioned seat and the squatty potty. But now my legs/feet are going numb and I'm a bit scared to stand up. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495736] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> It was at first, between the cushioned seat and the squatty potty. But now my legs/feet are going numb and I'm a bit scared to stand up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 10/04/22 9:52:41 PM #6:	Can you spare a square? --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:968495748] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Can you spare a square?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 10/04/22 9:53:02 PM #7:	something gave me the shits this afternoon. demon spirits came pouring out. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:968495758] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>something gave me the shits this afternoon. demon spirits came pouring out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/04/22 9:55:15 PM #8:	Michael_Booth posted... If you could travel back in time to your ten year old self (without giving investing advice) what paragraph of information would you tell them? Doubt I'd have a full paragraph, but I'd probably tell myself to not always feel like everything everyone says is an attack. Questionmarktarius posted... got a Switch? Not on me, which is fine cause gyro aiming in handheld fucks me up. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495810] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Michael_Booth posted... </cite><quote>If you could travel back in time to your ten year old self (without giving investing advice) what paragraph of information would you tell them?</quote>Doubt I'd have a full paragraph, but I'd probably tell myself to not always feel like everything everyone says is an attack.Questionmarktarius posted... </cite><quote>got a Switch?</quote>Not on me, which is fine cause gyro aiming in handheld fucks me up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 10/04/22 9:55:49 PM #9:	Hemmeroids --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:968495820] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Hemmeroids</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/04/22 9:57:16 PM #10:	Vicious_Dios posted... Can you spare a square? Nope. Bidet life. MarcoRubio posted... Hemmeroids Nope. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495845] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>Can you spare a square?</quote>Nope. Bidet life.MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>Hemmeroids</quote>Nope.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 10/04/22 9:59:42 PM #12:	I'm on the toilet right now too! We're like kindred spirits or something. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:968495900] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>I'm on the toilet right now too! We're like kindred spirits or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/04/22 10:00:16 PM #13:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Bit of both. Every couple of minutes I get more poop, but that does add up to more time spent goofing on my phone. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495910] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Bit of both. Every couple of minutes I get more poop, but that does add up to more time spent goofing on my phone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 10/04/22 10:00:31 PM #14:	How many of you are constantly poop posting? --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9-l8_t4AS8 <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:968495916] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>How many of you are constantly poop posting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/04/22 10:01:32 PM #15:	Kitt posted... I'm on the toilet right now too! We're like kindred spirits or something. If we lived in the same city our buttholes would be connected via the underweb. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495934] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite><quote>I'm on the toilet right now too! We're like kindred spirits or something.</quote>If we lived in the same city our buttholes would be connected via the underweb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kircheis 10/04/22 10:02:19 PM #16:	You ever randomly think about that one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode where the rabbit dude has a meltdown whenever someone uses more than two squares of toilet paper to wipe and just think to yourself, "well that nosey rabbit motherfucker can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm clean enough to get by on just two goddamn squares"? --- http://error1355.com/ce/Kircheis.html Kratos will choke this point avatar by Hambo the Hog. <cite>Kircheis posted [p:968495947] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>You ever randomly think about that one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode where the rabbit dude has a meltdown whenever someone uses more than two squares of toilet paper to wipe and just think to yourself, "well that nosey rabbit motherfucker can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm clean enough to get by on just two goddamn squares"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 10/04/22 10:04:11 PM #18:	Kircheis posted... You ever randomly think about that one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode where the rabbit dude has a meltdown whenever someone uses more than two squares of toilet paper to wipe and just think to yourself, "well that nosey rabbit motherfucker can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm clean enough to get by on just two goddamn sunderwear. No I never saw that show. I'm warming up the bidet now but I'm certain this is not tonight's last session... not if things go according to plan at least.. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968495983] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Kircheis posted... </cite><quote>You ever randomly think about that one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode where the rabbit dude has a meltdown whenever someone uses more than two squares of toilet paper to wipe and just think to yourself, "well that nosey rabbit motherfucker can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm clean enough to get by on just two goddamn sunderwear.</quote>No I never saw that show.I'm warming up the bidet now but I'm certain this is not tonight's last session... not if things go according to plan at least..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/04/22 10:07:47 PM #19:	Kircheis posted... You ever randomly think about that one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode where the rabbit dude has a meltdown whenever someone uses more than two squares of toilet paper to wipe and just think to yourself, "well that nosey rabbit motherfucker can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm clean enough to get by on just two goddamn squares"? I actually do think about that sometimes when I'm in the bathroom. He was buggin'. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:968496064] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Kircheis posted... </cite><quote>You ever randomly think about that one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode where the rabbit dude has a meltdown whenever someone uses more than two squares of toilet paper to wipe and just think to yourself, "well that nosey rabbit motherfucker can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm clean enough to get by on just two goddamn squares"?</quote>I actually do think about that sometimes when I'm in the bathroom. He was buggin'.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 10/05/22 10:51:17 PM #21:	Gremlynn posted... I'm certain this is not tonight's last session the crappening :(. so much poop and toilet water. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:968519370] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted...</cite><quote>I'm certain this is not tonight's last session</quote>the crappening :(. so much poop and toilet water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 10/05/22 10:53:12 PM #22:	Are you still on the toilet? --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. yeah, i know, what a shocker >_> <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:968519401] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Are you still on the toilet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Popcorn2000 10/05/22 11:04:16 PM #23:	how's uranus? <cite>Popcorn2000 posted [p:968519587] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>how's uranus?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/06/22 12:40:54 AM #24:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] No I got up shortly after my last post in this topic. kingdrake2 posted... the crappening :(. so much poop and toilet water. Return sessions did not occur last night. I did not have the drive to thoroughly rinse my colon so I could partake in activities that uh... require a clean colon. Popcorn2000 posted... how's uranus? tragically intact. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968521127] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> No I got up shortly after my last post in this topic.kingdrake2 posted... </cite><quote>the crappening :(.so much poop and toilet water.</quote>Return sessions did not occur last night. I did not have the drive to thoroughly rinse my colon so I could partake in activities that uh... require a clean colon.Popcorn2000 posted... </cite><quote>how's uranus?</quote>tragically intact.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 10/06/22 12:41:40 AM #25:	Is one of your legs asleep. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:968521137] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Is one of your legs asleep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/06/22 12:42:29 AM #26:	Flockaveli posted... Is one of your legs asleep. No, I haven't been on the toilet for several hours. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968521149] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite><quote>Is one of your legs asleep.</quote>No, I haven't been on the toilet for several hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 10/06/22 12:45:08 AM #27:	Oh this was about enema for butt secks. I thought you just had the shits --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:968521182] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Oh this was about enema for butt secks. I thought you just had the shits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/06/22 12:47:08 AM #28:	Dreepapult posted... Oh this was about enema for butt secks. I thought you just had the shits I was just having a regular poop when I made the topic. But I was planning on degrading myself later that night which would have required the enema. But then I decided to be lazy and just rub one out and call it done. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968521205] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Dreepapult posted... </cite><quote>Oh this was about enema for butt secks. I thought you just had the shits</quote>I was just having a regular poop when I made the topic. But I was planning on degrading myself later that night which would have required the enema. But then I decided to be lazy and just rub one out and call it done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 10/06/22 12:52:41 AM #29:	How do you feel about white peacocks? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:968521254] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>How do you feel about white peacocks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/06/22 12:54:26 AM #30:	MJOLNRVII posted... How do you feel about white peacocks? the actual bird or is this a code for something? the birds are pretty. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968521277] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>MJOLNRVII posted... </cite><quote>How do you feel about white peacocks?</quote>the actual bird or is this a code for something?the birds are pretty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/06/22 12:58:50 AM #31:	how much weight you lost? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:968521320] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>how much weight you lost?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 10/06/22 12:59:41 AM #32:	Former. I saw one on a ranch earlier today and it's been on my mind. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:968521328] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Former. I saw one on a ranch earlier today and it's been on my mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/06/22 1:00:24 AM #33:	Ricemills posted... how much weight you lost? prolly none since then. the actual quantity of waste turned out rather insubstantial. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968521337] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>how much weight you lost?</quote>prolly none since then. the actual quantity of waste turned out rather insubstantial.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/06/22 1:01:14 AM #34:	was it soft? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:968521347] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>was it soft?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/06/22 1:01:39 AM #35:	Ricemills posted... was it soft? yeah and had kind of that shredded pork eyefeel to it. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968521353] in Been on th... [t:80187762]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>was it soft?</quote>yeah and had kind of that shredded pork eyefeel to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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