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Heartomaton
10/04/22 1:08:36 AM
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Trust me.

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Ratchetrockon
10/04/22 1:10:36 AM
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Omg don't try this! Tc is lying

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Dakimakura
10/04/22 1:12:53 AM
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Oil floats in water. Cover yourself in oil and run outside.

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GuerrillaSoldier
10/04/22 1:13:57 AM
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...i trusted you!

i trusted yoooouuuu!!

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Dreepapult
10/04/22 1:14:42 AM
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Well no one's going to see. But it's probably kinda cold out so I don't wanna. And I'm in bed and should be sleeping

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Tappor
10/04/22 1:15:10 AM
#6:


Dakimakura posted...
Oil floats in water. Cover yourself in oil and run outside when it's raining.


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Heartomaton
10/04/22 1:16:33 AM
#7:


If it doesn't work, then you either didn't run fast enough or have too much body hair.

Shave and try again, but faster.

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