Current Events > What's the actual appeal of going to a strip club?

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Never been but I don't think I'd like them.

So you just pay an exorbitant amount of money to sit down in a weirdly-lit, crowded, loud building, watching women dance from a distance? And if you pay more money you can get a lap dance?

Is there something I'm missing?

Blue balls. Going with your friends and getting boners together.

I imagine it seemed better before the vast ocean of porn on the internet was a thing.

I can get boners with my friends without a strip club. So, no appeal

In the age of the internet there is zero appeal.

Seeing irl titties.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Seeing irl titties.

I've seen irl titties quite a few times. What makes seeing them in a dark-ass building from yards away fun?

You pay money to have pretty women with their tits out pay attention to you.

Up to you to decide if that's kinda sad or not.

AldousIsDead posted...

You pay money to have pretty women with their tits out pay attention to you.

Up to you to decide if that's kinda sad or not.

That's pathetic

CRON posted...

That's pathetic

Then good for you, you don't have to go.

CRON posted...

I've seen irl titties quite a few times. What makes seeing them in a dark-ass building from yards away fun?

You need to go to better strip clubs if you think that every experience in one can be reduced to that.

ForsakenHermit posted...

You need to go to better strip clubs if you think that every experience in one can be reduced to that.

What do you do, then?

Quick question TC- Do you see any appeal to going to a bar as opposed to drinking in your place of residence?

I don't think they're fun tbh but the one I went to last time had $4 Jameson shots so that was kinda cool.

Ive only been twice but the last time I was at one there was like a 20 to 1 ladies to guys ratio. Both strippers and clientele. That was kinda interesting.

NeoShadowhen posted...

Quick question TC- Do you see any appeal to going to a bar as opposed to drinking in your place of residence?

I dont drink and dont like bars. I got dragged to one once and it was way too loud. I was surprised that people do the raised glass AYYYY! cliche you see in movies and TV.

CRON posted...

I dont drink and dont like bars. I got dragged to one once and it was way too loud. I was surprised that people do the raised glass AYYYY! cliche you see in movies and TV.

In that case I cant imagine you seeing the appeal in strip clubs.

There is appeal, but not for you. Does that make sense?

NeoShadowhen posted...

In that case I cant imagine you seeing the appeal in strip clubs.

There is appeal, but not for you. Does that make sense?

Whats the appeal supposed to be for the average Joe?

CRON posted...

Whats the appeal supposed to be for the average Joe?

The average Joe enjoys drinking and going to bars.

it doesnt interest me but also isnt TCs whole gimmick that he just doesnt like anything

Extroverts don't like being horny alone, needs to be a communal experience

Seeing strippers irl is a better overall experience than watching porn on ur laptop.

It's just eye candy while u enjoy some drinks.

I don't generally care for strip clubs personally but on every bachelor party I've been on we've made it a point to go there early before we go to the club and it's been a fun experience every time.

Especially when the ugly dudes who never get attention suddenly get attention it's an artificial confidence booster for them.

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Isnt that kind of pathetic though? Theyre obviously pretending to care.

It's nettwr then OF depending on who you ask, and the next best thing to escorts.

CRON posted...

Isnt that kind of pathetic though? Theyre obviously pretending to care.

Dude half the people on this board probably play romance VNs

Evening_Dragon posted...

I imagine it seemed better before the vast ocean of porn on the internet was a thing.

Yeah.

I wish I could go to a hostess club in Japan and buy a bunch of expensive wine and tell them about how my life sucks and they say I understand like Jake from Two and a Half Men.

For me it isnt about seeing them naked, its about learning to talk to women. I know its okay to chit chat and flirt with them. I dont know when its okay out in public.

Popping boners with your bros

CRON posted...

What do you do, then?

Not every strip club I've been to has been dimly lit or featured topless/naked women from yards away. A lot of times they are right next you and smush your face into a nice titty sandwich.

Don't get me wrong it can't compare to being home with a woman that's into you. But it's not always as drab as you make it out to be.

The Strip Club is merely the beginning of the quest, the ultimate "goal" if you want for a Strip Club is to get to the Champagne Room.

They have naked women that sit on your lap and chat you up. If I ask many of the other women in my life to do this it would complicate things.

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If you want such things, either hire an escort or go get a happy ending massage. I don't get the appeal in putting the money/effort in to get half the experience from strippers and not actually get off.

I went to strip club once. It was with my now wife when we were 19 and visiting Canda. I watched curling most of the night.

JlM posted...

I went to strip club once. It was with my now wife when we were 19 and visiting Canda. I watched curling most of the night.

I also went to a strip club a couple of times with my now wife, but it was down in New Orleans. The ladies working there kinda like couples some times. Anyway, it was a while lot of fun, and we were quite wasted. She even said she was tempted to get up on the stage.

Anyway, it seems like every time theres a topic about someone not understanding the appeal of a strip club it turns out they dont drink or go to bars. What is the appeal of a type of bar for someone who doesnt like bars?

they put their tiddies in your face and might dry-hump your face from the stage.

Robot2600 posted...

they put their tiddies in your face and might dry-hump your face from the stage.

That happened to me once.

She made me stand up, grabbed the top bar, wrapped her legs around my face, and then I think she might have tried to snap my neck.

DrizztLink posted...

That happened to me once.

She made me stand up, grabbed the top bar, wrapped her legs around my face, and then I think she might have tried to snap my neck.

Was she Xenia Onatopp?

I probably should have checked, my neck hurt like shit for several days.

Also I was sick as fuck for those days but I blame the 3 am gas station tacos for that.

it's kind of like a concert, except for girls being hot

Never saw the appeal. Especially if you have a GF. Youre just paying some skank to dance while buying watered down drinks at a 500% markup.

I guess if someone was a total scrub that cant get it anywhere else. Its better than simping for an Ethot or subbing to a camgirl. At least they are there in person.

Happy ending massages are pretty damn cheap and far more satisfying then going to a strip club. My friends bought me a lap dance at a bachelor party recently (the groom was too drunk and I was a groomsmen) but I found the experience kinda meh. The girl was hot but yeah, you're not getting off or having any kind of sex(should add the last part as I don't always finish during sex)

It's called going out and having fun

I think another big reason is that men get treated like shit a lot of times, so it's nice to hear kind words to make you feel better, even if they're lies.

bulletproofvita posted...

It's called going out and having fun

P sure I dont get the appeal of [fun thing] and can you believe people like to [fun thing]? Cringe are like TCs main topics

feel like I recently saw them also make a self aware post about I shouldnt be so negative all the time but I guess it didnt stick

It is a weird form of seld-masochism.

Basically just paying to give yourself blue balls. Unless of course you bust from someone grinding on you...