Current Events > A guy kidnaps you and forces you to live with him for 6 months

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You are unable to escape as you watch him live out his daily life, routines, and hobbies. When he is away at work, doing errands, or hanging out with friends you are able to see him through his telepathy. He keeps you fed, clean, and hydrated. Any attempt to subdue/kill him/escape ends up with you waking up back in the house you are held captive in. You are unable communicate with anyone else but him. No one else is able to see or hear you. On the last day you wake up chained up to a table with one hand free to write on a piece of paper. On the paper it reads "Do you think I'm interesting?" with check boxes underneath that say "YES" and "NO". A door marked with an EXIT sign stands before you across the table.

You see a timer above you count down from 5 minutes. how do you respond?

I would probably just answer honestly based on what I'd seen over the previous six months. I'm assuming that this guy wouldn't bother soliciting feedback if he didn't want honest opinions.

I check the box marked no, and put a note next to the word no stating that I think he's a jerk for doing this to me.

what if a creature formed in your belly and leeched off of you for nearly a year and you had to have it surgically removed and then also pay an enormous bill

I draw a penis on the paper and then leave

id just want to die at that point so ill tell him no because dont care about being nice no more. but if he does release me ill be happy

There's good interesting, and there's bad interesting, and I guess it would be a little interesting for him to have the cojones to go through with imprisoning someone in his home.

Since my captor is apparently a wizard person, I don't really think it matters what I tell him.

id say yes and continue to live rent free in his place while staring at him with love in my eyes because im incredibly lonely and this is the closest ill ever get to a husband!........i mean i have stockholme syndrome by this point. yeah stockholme syndrome. the lonely thing was a joke
just a joke
now excuse me its time for my daily cry

these theoretical scenario topics are getting wierder every day

Did you watch 365 Days and decide yes thats what I want to write about?