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Smackems
09/19/22 6:43:08 PM
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Don't give up fellow semi shorties!

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DrizztLink
09/19/22 6:44:13 PM
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If you were six feet tall you'd be getting all instead of some.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/19/22 6:44:19 PM
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you hear that CE? chad smackems fucked yo girl

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AloneIBreak
09/19/22 6:49:39 PM
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510 isnt short though

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crayola555
09/19/22 6:50:18 PM
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Well, he did say "semi" shorties

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GreenMario
09/19/22 6:51:25 PM
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5'9 is average height for an adult male in the us. Meaning you'll meet about as many people taller than you than you will shorter. You probably just remember the taller people more.

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Crimsoness
09/19/22 6:51:35 PM
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You can't defend yourself from me!

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Smackems
09/19/22 6:56:25 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
You can't defend yourself from me!
Well... No

Y'all need to read that "semi" part again lol

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
you hear that CE? chad smackems fucked yo girl
Dad blame right cuzzin

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Lonestar2000
09/19/22 6:56:41 PM
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LOL @ this manlet cope.

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Smackems
09/19/22 6:57:10 PM
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We all have our ways

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Verdekal
09/19/22 7:26:24 PM
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The thing that sucks about being average height is that both manlets and tallchads reject you.

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MrResetti
09/19/22 7:27:13 PM
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Five bucks TC is 5'8 and some change

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Smackems
09/19/22 7:29:18 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Five bucks TC is 5'8 and some change
Can I take this bet

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bsp77
09/19/22 7:30:08 PM
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Ditto Smackems

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Scohen
09/19/22 7:31:30 PM
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GreenMario posted...
5'9 is average height for an adult male in the us. Meaning you'll meet about as many people taller than you than you will shorter. You probably just remember the taller people more.

average =\= median

average takes into account vertically challenged people (I forgot the clinical term) and people with ancestry from far shorter countries such as Korea

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DrizztLink
09/19/22 7:32:40 PM
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Scohen posted...
average takes into account vertically challenged people
I believe "dwarf" is the preferred terminology but I'm not 100% on that.

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Scohen
09/19/22 7:35:24 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I believe "dwarf" is the preferred terminology but I'm not 100% on that.

oh yes, the clinical term dwarfism is scientifically correct.

but IDK if dwarf is a correct term or its some LOTR/Harry Potter stuff
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DrizztLink
09/19/22 7:36:43 PM
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Scohen posted...
oh yes, the clinical term dwarfism is scientifically correct.

but IDK if dwarf is a correct term or its some LOTR/Harry Potter stuff
No, like if I'm remembering correctly the community itself prefers "dwarf."

Midget is 100% not cool, I know that for sure.

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Smackems
09/19/22 7:43:15 PM
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Funny tho

.... sorry

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GreenMario
09/20/22 11:59:18 PM
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Scohen posted...
average =\= median

average takes into account vertically challenged people (I forgot the clinical term) and people with ancestry from far shorter countries such as Korea


It's the average American height.

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Eramir
09/21/22 12:00:24 AM
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5'10" 5'11" pretty ideal height

Anything beyond 6'10" you start looking like a freak and proportions start to look wack lmao

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Hoodroar
09/21/22 12:03:00 AM
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Average height is not short.

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Scohen
09/21/22 7:51:17 PM
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Hoodroar posted...
Average height is not short.

again, average =\= median

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Smackems
09/21/22 7:53:24 PM
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Y'all for real still on this lol

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Scohen
09/21/22 8:03:58 PM
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10+ 10+10+10+10+ 1 + 1 = 52

the average is 7.4

but in reality 7.4 is a low number, everybody is higher than 7.4 except for the two number 1s.

the median is 10. Most people are 10

510 the average because it takes into account people with dwarfism and people from much shorter countries like Korea (1st gen American)
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Scohen
09/21/22 8:08:30 PM
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y u mad tho?

there are many more vertically challenged people than there are giants.

how tall are most giants anyway, 7? 8 at most?

some people with dwarfism can be 3 or 4.

for every 8 Sagat out there there are like 4 or 5 3 Tyrions
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Scohen
09/21/22 8:17:05 PM
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u < 59 bra?
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Jiek_Fafn
09/21/22 8:20:08 PM
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But Smackems, you have a good sense of humor. Most of us suck and will instead die alone

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Hoodroar
09/21/22 8:20:54 PM
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Scohen posted...
and people from much shorter countries like Korea (1st gen American)

No, they're irrelevant since 5'10 is still the average when accounting for just American white males.

The average for every male American in general is actually 5'9.

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Smackems
09/21/22 8:57:18 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
But Smackems, you have a good sense of humor. Most of us suck and will instead die alone
Oh I will too no doubt

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Big_Nabendu
09/21/22 8:58:54 PM
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Smakems is the best
He's 8'4
Y'all shut the fuck up

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Smackems
09/21/22 9:00:18 PM
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I'm six foot fi'teen

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CanuckCowboy
09/21/22 9:10:18 PM
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I'm 69 inches tall.

Us 5'9" guys get the best height number.

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Smackems
09/21/22 9:14:36 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I'm 69 inches tall.

Us 5'9" guys get the best height number.
What are you in Canadian

That adds an inch right

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haloiscoolisbak
09/21/22 9:20:52 PM
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5'8 and I'd love to be 5'10

I guess there's a 5'6 guy thinking the same about me tho

Dating a 4'11 girl atm though and it's the first time I've never even had to feel slightly insecure about it with dating. It's cool

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Smackems
09/21/22 9:22:25 PM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
5'8 and I'd love to be 5'10

I guess there's a 5'6 guy thinking the same about me tho

Dating a 4'11 girl atm though and it's the first time I've never even had to feel slightly insecure about it with dating. It's cool
It's not as big a deal as the internet makes it out to be

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CanuckCowboy
09/21/22 9:24:04 PM
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Smackems posted...
What are you in Canadian

That adds an inch right

I don't even know. 1.7 meters? Fuck if I have any idea what my weight ot height are in metric.

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haloiscoolisbak
09/21/22 9:27:00 PM
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Smackems posted...
It's not as big a deal as the internet makes it out to be

I know, but my high school girlfriend was 6 feet so that was shit. Big reason it didn't work out and maybe lead to serious insecurites

More recently, the last two girls I've dated were 5'6 and 5'7, shorter than me but only just and both their exes were well over 6 foot.

I occasionally felt a bit inadequate... I remembere one literally said "I usually prefer taller guys but you're cute"... It didn't make me feel as good as she intended lol

But yeah, with the 4'11 girl, it just hasn't come up even as a topic

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Smackems
09/21/22 9:32:35 PM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
I know, but my high school girlfriend was 6 feet so that was shit. Big reason it didn't work out and maybe lead to serious insecurites

More recently, the last two girls I've dated were 5'6 and 5'7, shorter than me but only just and both their exes were well over 6 foot.

I occasionally felt a bit inadequate... I remembere one literally said "I usually prefer taller guys but you're cute"... It didn't make me feel as good as she intended lol

But yeah, with the 4'11 girl, it just hasn't come up even as a topic
Any woman that gets stuck up on that shit ain't worth it

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