Current Events > Been a lot of moments in my life where one might question my sexuality.

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From sharing a twin bed with a friend to sleeping in a literal closet with them. Didn't think I would ever top spending a night with a homie on a secluded mountain top gazing at the stars and watching the aurora borealis while Chinese tourists fucked in vans around us... but this morning had been something else.

Been out here early hunting grouse and foraging highbush cranberries when I came across a dude swimming in the mud with his Argo. I was pretty impressed he managed to actually get a fucking Argo stuck, needless to say, there is zero chance the 3500 lb winch on my quad is going to help. Spent 20 minutes trying regardless before we both gave up and I offered to give him a ride back to his truck. Now... I have a decent sized quad, it is a 2up Outlander with the extended frame, but we were both good sized dudes. I'm 6 ft 255 lbs, he was about the same I would say, so things were a little tight when he got in behind me. Like, I could feel the dudes bulge just above my ass. Now this trail is pretty washed out, there effectively is no real trail, its bumpy as shit and he is bouncing into me, and this guy... he must have been FEELING it because a mile in I swear he was about as hard as a man can get. Like, I could draw a topography map of the veins in this dude's dick.

Longest 3 mile drive I've ever had. And at the end of it, when I dropped him off at his truck, he said NOTHING, not an appreciate it, no thank you, just hopped in and drove off, think he was too embarrassed.

Man that was weird <_<;;

this is the kinda content I hop in the bath and light some candles for

He might've been "feeling it" physically since, by your own admittance, he was essentially pressed against you.

On a bumpy road that's a lot of friction.

And if he's uncut? Yeah it might've just been a bodily reaction. Apply even a little friction to an uncut weiner and the sensation's gonna be through the roof.

Crimson_Corsair posted...

Longest 3 mile drive I've ever had. And at the end of it, when I dropped him off at his truck, he said NOTHING, not an appreciate it, no thank you, just hopped in and drove off, think he was too embarrassed.

Did he at least offer to wash your clothes I assume he messed up during the ride?

Real talk he was probably back there in his head trying to come to terms with finding out he was gay if he did finish. Trying to talk it down. We've all been there.

I mean I'm not blaming the guy for anything, I'd like to think if the situation was reversed nothing would have happened but /shrug, fuck if I know.

I'll take your word on the cut weiner, I myself do not have a mutilated penis.