Poll of the Day > I ate expired breakfast sausage yesterday and now I have this cool ability

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faramir77 09/18/22 4:08:33 PM #1:	Where I sit on the toilet all day and spray liquid out at Mach 3 --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:968128490] in I ate expi... [t:80170153]...</cite> <quote>Where I sit on the toilet all day and spray liquid out at Mach 3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 09/18/22 4:14:34 PM #3:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Breakfast sausage either dies young as a hero, or lives in the fridge long enough to become a villain --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:968128662] in I ate expi... [t:80170153]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Breakfast sausage either dies young as a hero, or lives in the fridge long enough to become a villain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wpot 09/18/22 4:15:53 PM #4:	It might not even have had anything to do with it being expired. :) --- Pronounced "Whup-pot". Say it. Use it. <cite>wpot posted [p:968128706] in I ate expi... [t:80170153]...</cite> <quote>It might not even have had anything to do with it being expired. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 09/18/22 4:19:12 PM #5:	I prefer the Maple Leaf or Maple Lodge sausages. A&W or McDonald's have good breakfast sausages and some A&W locations will let you order a Homestlye breakfast sandwich, breakfast sausages on a bun with egg, tomato, cheese and lettuce. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:968128798] in I ate expi... [t:80170153]...</cite> <quote>I prefer the Maple Leaf or Maple Lodge sausages.A&W or McDonald's have good breakfast sausages and some A&W locations will let you order a Homestlye breakfast sandwich, breakfast sausages on a bun with egg, tomato, cheese and lettuce. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 09/18/22 5:06:31 PM #6:	This was Johnsonville brand. I opened the pack like on Monday. They expired Thursday but seemed fine yesterday so I cooked the hell out of them. They tasted okay, definitely not fresh but still edible. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:968130176] in I ate expi... [t:80170153]...</cite> <quote>This was Johnsonville brand. I opened the pack like on Monday. They expired Thursday but seemed fine yesterday so I cooked the hell out of them. They tasted okay, definitely not fresh but still edible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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