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UnfairRepresent
09/15/22 11:21:41 AM
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80/80

You're walking along one day , thinking about what you want to eat for dinner.

When the world starts to shift and distort around you, causing you to trip over your own feet.

You expect to land face first on the cold hard unforgiving concrete of the sidewalk. Instead you land on something strange, warm and soft.

"Whadya doing!? Get off me!" Cait Sith shouts as you realize you fell on it and are lying on top of it.

You're pulled off the mascot by someone you can tell is strong but not that strong and turn around to see a Red Mage.

You look around and find yourself In an enormous room with white walls, floors and ceiling. It has a very high ceiling but no windows or doors, you have no idea where the light is coming from. Around you are over a dozen strange people, little kids, one with a horn, the mascot, Red Mage and more.

There's a bunch of bunk beds that remind you of Squid Game, a lake full of fish and plots of soil with growing vegetables. There's enough food for a small community to live on. Guess you know what you're having for dinner now.

"Looks like we got another one. Don't suppose you brought a Rat's Tail with you, did you?" the Red Mage asks.

"You'd still be useless! Let a pro handle this!" Eiko shouts while posing.

She pulls out a flute and plays music... badly , it hurts your ears and then she stands there expectantly as nothing happens.

"I don't understand why the Eidolons can't hear me! I don't even have my moogle under my dress anymore!" Eiko shrieks.

"Geez I never thought I'd miss my dumb sister. But you guys are the worst." Palmon complains.

"Don't worry! I'll just read our fortunes! Im sure that'll help us get out of here!" Cait Sith interjects. It does a little jog on the spot before ejecting a piece of paper and reading aloud " 'What you pursue won't be yours, you're stuck in this pit you f-' ....wait that doesn't sound right."

"Maybe theres a solution to this that involves TRAINS!" Selphie yells

"It seems like we've all be transported here from different worlds." Penelo says boringly

"Hey! That can't be right!" Rikku moans while waving her arms.

"Yeah! because we're here twice and we're the same person from the same world!" Asecond younger Rikku adds.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAdSdwAADI61.jpg

It seems like all the lamest people from a small group of friends In different worlds have been teleported and trapped here.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Robot2600
09/15/22 11:23:48 AM
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I see if Selphie wants to take a selfie with me.

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R1masher
09/15/22 11:24:02 AM
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As long as I dont have to read all that, Im stuck in a room with lames, cool

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YoungMutual
09/15/22 11:25:07 AM
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Yuffie? Quistis? Vincent? Where are they?

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Gainerama
09/15/22 11:30:19 AM
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I guess the entire cast of FF12 should be in the room as well.
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Smiffwilm
09/15/22 11:32:04 AM
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Rikku? Worst?

Kimahri is right there...

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UnfairRepresent
09/15/22 11:35:58 AM
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Gainerama posted...
I guess the entire cast of FF12 should be in the room as well.
It's just 1 chatacter per game

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Holy_Cloud105
09/15/22 1:05:43 PM
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How are Eiko and Rikku in there and not Steiner/Garnet and Kimahari? Rikku is by far the best character gameplay wise in X. Eiko is better than Garnet gameplay wise and Steiner is probably the worst party member overall.

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UnfairRepresent
09/15/22 1:42:06 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Steiner/Garnet
https://youtu.be/IUmLhsqOrsM?t=7

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KainWind
09/15/22 2:45:06 PM
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I must be in a totally different room than what's in the OP.

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garan
09/15/22 3:18:47 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
How are Eiko and Rikku in there and not Steiner/Garnet and Kimahari? Rikku is by far the best character gameplay wise in X. Eiko is better than Garnet gameplay wise and Steiner is probably the worst party member overall.


Agreed. And also, Selphie has the most potentially broken limit break in the entire series, so I can't understand why you would say she's worse than Irvine or Rinoa.

Regardless, assuming the scenario is exactly like TC says, at least there's some cute girls so I wouldn't be too unhappy.
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WingsOfGood
09/15/22 3:25:00 PM
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Ofc I thank fate and make Rikku my wife.
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UnfairRepresent
09/15/22 4:54:54 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Ofc I thank fate and make Rikku my wife.
Dude she's 15...or 17....

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Irony
09/15/22 5:00:14 PM
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I'd hate to be trapped in a room with Kimhari, Irvine, Umari, and Penelo

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ChocoboMogALT
09/15/22 5:17:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It's just 1 chatacter per game
Thief is clearly the loser of FF1 by a huge margin.
RM is debatably #2 after Fighter and he's dripping with style.

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Shotgunnova
09/15/22 5:25:24 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
There's enough food for a small community to live on. Guess you know what you're having for dinner now.
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Tsukasa1891
09/15/22 5:47:22 PM
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YoungMutual posted...
Yuffie? Quistis? Vincent? Where are they?
Yuffie is one of the best party members, Quistis is hot and Vincent looks cool.

ChocoboMogALT posted...
Thief is clearly the loser of FF1 by a huge margin.
RM is debatably #2 after Fighter and he's dripping with style.
I take it you haven't used a thief since the NES/PS1 version. Thief got a buff after the PS1 version and it's damage is comparable to a warrior for 3/4 of the game and even for the last 1/4 it's not that far behind.

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Big_Nabendu
09/15/22 5:47:45 PM
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Gainerama posted...
I guess the entire cast of FF12 should be in the room as well.


https://youtu.be/nCjnRw5r2TQ

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MedeaLysistrata
09/15/22 5:49:08 PM
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How do you know this shit is going to happen

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UnfairRepresent
09/15/22 8:33:04 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
How do you know this shit is going to happen
You don't

It happened out of the blue, no prep

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EyeWontBeFooled
09/15/22 8:35:29 PM
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WingsOfGood
09/15/22 8:47:24 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Dude she's 15...or 17....

That was nearly 20 years ago.

Ahe like 37 now
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MedeaLysistrata
09/15/22 8:48:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You don't

It happened out of the blue, no prep
You got people to make it for you

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BignutzisBack
09/15/22 8:49:22 PM
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The entire cast of Final Fantasy 10 sans Auron? Ugh it's going to be a long night

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WingsOfGood
09/15/22 8:50:18 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
The entire cast of Final Fantasy 10 sans Auron? Ugh it's going to be a long night

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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DarkChozoGhost
09/15/22 9:10:48 PM
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I'm punching Hope in the face.

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UnfairRepresent
09/16/22 3:36:49 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
That was nearly 20 years ago.

Ahe like 37 now
thats not how it works

they're the ages that they were in the games

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Kloe_Rinz
09/16/22 3:39:07 AM
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Those are video game characters so this is a fake scenario so I wake up
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Trumble
09/16/22 3:59:56 AM
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...Selphie and Rikku are there? I'm down.

Cait Sith would probably be amusing for a while too tbh

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The_Korey
09/16/22 4:23:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Rikku moans

Yes!! ( )

UnfairRepresent posted...
Asecond younger Rikku adds

What!? ( )

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buns
09/16/22 4:29:08 AM
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team up with selphie because it's a mystery how she ended up there as well
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UnfairRepresent
09/16/22 5:38:15 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Those are video game characters so this is a fake scenario so I wake up
You wake up to find yourself stuck in a room with all the lamest Final Fantasy party members

Penelo explains that you passed out from shock

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VerisimiIitude
09/16/22 6:22:26 AM
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I guess Ill be besties with Rikku. Shes the least lame person here. Wouldnt Kimahri be the rep from X?

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Kloe_Rinz
09/16/22 6:37:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You wake up to find yourself stuck in a room with all the lamest Final Fantasy party members

Penelo explains that you passed out from shock
must be like inception or something. i wake up again
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VitalGetPrank
09/16/22 8:04:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"Yeah! because we're here twice and we're the same person from the same world!" Asecond younger Rikku adds.
Ex-fucking-scuse me? Rikku is easily the most broken party member in FFX.How does she make it over Kimahri?

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The_Korey
09/16/22 9:14:33 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Ex-fucking-scuse me? Rikku is easily the most broken party member in FFX.How does she make it over Kimahri?

"Lamest" must be a lie/misunderstanding. There might be other good characters around somewhere too. We must search!

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/16/22 9:28:34 AM
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Just have Palmon digivolve to Togemon and break through the walls.

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UnfairRepresent
09/16/22 10:02:39 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Ex-fucking-scuse me? Rikku is easily the most broken party member in FFX.How does she make it over Kimahri?
Lamest character, not lamest in battle mechanics

No one is claiming KOTR are the best characters In FFVII

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itachi15243
09/16/22 10:07:50 AM
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Does crisis core get not represented? Lot of options there.

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Oubliettes
09/16/22 10:20:55 AM
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all scions sans urianger belong in that shithole

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MedeaLysistrata
09/16/22 10:22:48 AM
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Oubliettes posted...
all scions sans urianger belong in that shithole
I award that exactly one media yike

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Oubliettes
09/16/22 11:21:40 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I award that exactly one media yike


yshtola hasnt been cool since the 1.0 limsa boat ride
minfilia and thancred have been boring since day 1
the cringe twins are quite possibly the worst final fantasy characters of all time
yda was cool lyse is not
papalymo was cool but he dead
urianger is a stone cold big dick elf pimp with young bill shakespeare chops

tataru is all right i guess

anybody i forgot is so fuckin boring they werent even worth remembering


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VitalGetPrank
09/16/22 1:00:01 PM
#43:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Lamest character
You're still thinking of Kimahri.

UnfairRepresent posted...


No one is claiming KOTR are the best characters In FFVII
No one is claiming KotR is a character to begin with?

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uwnim
09/16/22 1:07:56 PM
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kimahri is definitely the ffx pick. Worst overdrives, doesnt have his own sphere grid section, is a small and hornless Ronso so like what is even the point?, has the worst connection to Yuna.

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NoxObscuras
09/16/22 1:14:47 PM
#45:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Lamest character, not lamest in battle mechanics
Not sure i agree with that... But okay, who is the FF13 rep then?

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MedeaLysistrata
09/16/22 3:10:23 PM
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Sorry did someone say Hope?

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DarkChozoGhost
09/16/22 9:19:48 PM
#47:


NoxObscuras posted...
Not sure i agree with that... But okay, who is the FF13 rep then?
Obviously Hope, by lightyears

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UnfairRepresent
09/16/22 9:35:34 PM
#48:


DarkChozoGhost posted...
Obviously Hope, by lightyears
I guess he's not ready to face Brock :(

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UnfairRepresent
09/17/22 5:41:33 AM
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uwnim posted...
kimahri is definitely the ffx pick. Worst overdrives, doesnt have his own sphere grid section, is a small and hornless Ronso so like what is even the point?, has the worst connection to Yuna.
Rikku is smaller and more hornless than Kimarhi

And Kimarhi's relationship with Yuna is great. He's a total and complete bro. He's pretty much her dad.

Where is Rikku is just "We are related I guess."

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UnfairRepresent
09/20/22 4:10:11 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Sorry did someone say Hope?
Yeah DarkChozoGhost did

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