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Will_VIIII 09/15/22 12:34:34 AM #1: |
https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/player-at-st-louis-chess-cup-accused-of-using-anal-beads-to-cheat-38449269 --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 09/15/22 12:36:49 AM #2: |
your end game isnt as tight as your opening --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/15/22 12:39:50 AM #3: |
Missourian defense > Sicilian defense --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/16/22 11:05:20 PM #4: |
It's honestly staggering that this isn't bigger news --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 09/16/22 11:09:37 PM #5: |
This should be the plot for Queen's Gambit season 2. Even though it's all speculation and not confirmed that he cheated at all. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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House_Of_Dragon 09/16/22 11:10:01 PM #6: |
Interesting --- Me in a nutshell - https://i.redd.it/okagtpj5z9o91.jpg 9gag.com/gag/aWgVyrK#comment - 9gag.com/gag/aRE6NQ5#comment - https://9gag.com/gag/aYVNY9q#comment ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 09/16/22 11:10:23 PM #7: |
"How do we make chess more exciting?" "I got it, vibrating anal beads!" --- Oda break tracker 2022- 8 (3) | THE Ohio State: 2-0 | Las Vegas Raiders: 0-1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 09/16/22 11:13:29 PM #8: |
I think him having his opponent's opening moves leaked seems a lot more likely. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 09/17/22 1:45:25 AM #9: |
Lmao wtf --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 09/17/22 1:52:33 AM #10: |
How can you cheat at chess? --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 09/17/22 1:56:24 AM #11: |
ForsakenHermit posted... How can you cheat at chess?Have an AI decide the moves for you ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 09/17/22 2:03:03 AM #12: |
What. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 09/17/22 2:06:47 AM #13: |
ForsakenHermit posted... How can you cheat at chess?Vibrators have settings that when used in specific orders, can be interpreted as Morse Code. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/17/22 2:07:17 AM #14: |
The anal beads theory came from Elon Musk, btw. And yes, I've been following the drama. ForsakenHermit posted... How can you cheat at chess?So basically, Magnus used an extremely rare variation of his opening and his opponent used the oerfect counter to it that's only been used in a recorded game or two. Barring him having studied all potential variants and games with it, there are several ways to cheat over the board. Getting given the moves to use via someone spectating and using a computer and database is the most common method, though that's usually done via a microphone. The thing is, competitors get sent through a metal detector just to enter the tournament building. You'd figure that a remote controlled buttplug would also get detected, even if it was already in seeing as steel plates and the like show up. To counter this, there's now a 15 minute delay in the streams for the game so nobody spectating can look up the optimal plays. And the player accused of cheating had a metal detector wand scoured over him as he arrived each day afterwards. But yeah, realistically I don't think the guy cheated and Magnus hasn't even formally accused him but he implied it and it's resulted in the opponent being punished with scrutiny and other GMs accusing him as well as his ban from chess.com and removal from their upcoming $1 million prize tournament. Incidentally, chess.com very recently acquired Magnus Carlson's website so he holds a large stake in chess.com as part of the deal. So it's pretty much feeling like Magnus can't stand that he lost, can't prove any cheating so he won't come out and say it, but is having the opponent penalized as though he'd been found guilty. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 09/17/22 2:11:11 AM #15: |
Okay so I read the article.. they basically have zero evidence of anything.. and nobody has really accused him of anything.. but hes still been banned from chess.com? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/17/22 2:12:38 AM #16: |
MICHALECOLE posted... Okay so I read the article.. they basically have zero evidence of anything.. and nobody has really accused him of anything..Magnus holds a stake in the company so he no doubt used his position to force the ban. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 09/17/22 2:14:20 AM #17: |
gunplagirl posted... Magnus holds a stake in the company so he no doubt used his position to force the ban.And his last loss was literally.. to the same kid? though that was non classic chess whatever that means ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bad_Mojo 09/17/22 2:14:38 AM #18: |
You can't punish people if you can't prove they cheated. --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 09/17/22 2:17:27 AM #19: |
That's one sentence I never thought I'd read. LMFAOOOO --- S / K / Y / N / E ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TetsuoS2 09/17/22 2:19:19 AM #20: |
no one really properly accused him of doing that, there's musk and some random tweet, but those are shitposters. --- Lurker by trade just an idiot passing through ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 09/17/22 2:19:49 AM #21: |
Elon musk running his mouth again --- Load me into the matrix and dont pull the plug ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 09/17/22 2:19:59 AM #22: |
the person suspected of cheating better get a rectal exam from the opponent --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/17/22 2:25:44 AM #23: |
TetsuoS2 posted... no one really properly accused him of doing that, there's musk and some random tweet, but those are shitposters.GM Hikaru has accused him. And Magnus made a tweet that makes it seem like he wanted to accuse him. Bad_Mojo posted... You can't punish people if you can't prove they cheated.You shouldn't but since chess is such a lucrative business, it's been tainted. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TetsuoS2 09/17/22 2:27:59 AM #24: |
gunplagirl posted... GM Hikaru has accused him. And Magnus made a tweet that makes it seem like he wanted to accuse him. sorry i meant the vibrator. it was basically a dude who made up a random shitpost about how funny it was if he cheated that way, then musk replied to it and got turned into a headline. --- Lurker by trade just an idiot passing through ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmbraceOfDeath 09/17/22 2:45:23 AM #26: |
UnfairRepresent posted... It's honestly staggering that this isn't bigger newsWhy? It's ridiculous made up bullshit. --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kastrada 09/17/22 2:51:44 AM #28: |
Niemann admitted to cheating in online games on the site before though. --- PoW '09 Topic of the Year Co-Winners (Rada and Texy) FFD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/17/22 2:54:49 AM #29: |
Kastrada posted... Niemann admitted to cheating in online games on the site before though.He had an account banned for using bots when he was 12. He's 19. And he was playing over the board. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kastrada 09/17/22 3:14:10 AM #30: |
https://chess24.com/en/read/news/hans-niemann-hits-back-at-his-critics He admitted to cheating just three years ago. If a person admits to cheating on an online platform, said platform has a right to ban the player. --- PoW '09 Topic of the Year Co-Winners (Rada and Texy) FFD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/17/22 3:24:03 AM #31: |
Kastrada posted... https://chess24.com/en/read/news/hans-niemann-hits-back-at-his-criticsAh. Fair for the ban from the site then. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/17/22 4:27:01 AM #32: |
gunplagirl posted... The anal beads theory came from Elon Musk, btw. And yes, I've been following the drama.The dude has literally admitted that he used to cheat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 09/17/22 4:30:12 AM #33: |
So you're saying I could become a grandmaster by doing what I do every day? --- everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 09/17/22 4:30:40 AM #34: |
I dont know if these allegations are true or not but what is it about this guy, he comes across like a colossal asshole every time he opens his mouth --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlemayor333 09/17/22 4:30:54 AM #35: |
Is there any other game or sport in the world where if the top player loses one time, people lose their minds and immediately say the opponent must have cheated --- http://i.imgur.com/WWk7D.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hE7v5GL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sY9YLKe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9e67vqt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 09/17/22 4:33:42 AM #36: |
Turtlemayor333 posted... Is there any other game or sport in the world where if the top player loses one time, people lose their minds and immediately say the opponent must have cheated The smash bros community is surprisingly similar --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/17/22 5:05:59 AM #37: |
Turtlemayor333 posted... Is there any other game or sport in the world where if the top player loses one time, people lose their minds and immediately say the opponent must have cheatedYeah several. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkDaLunatic 09/17/22 5:10:22 AM #38: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] she has probably also utilized vibrating anal bead morse code at some point ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 09/17/22 5:14:03 AM #39: |
Magnus tweet was such a little bitch move. It seems in all likelihood the kid just beat him fair and square, despite his history. If morse code anal beads is the most plausible cheating theory, in a building he had to walk through a metal detector to enter, people are clutching at straws --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Arcanine2009 09/17/22 5:17:19 AM #40: |
Nobody can prove it. It's theory --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 09/17/22 5:27:30 AM #41: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] No, I think setting up the cheat was the pain in the ass. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 09/17/22 5:43:25 AM #42: |
Crazyman93 posted... No, I think setting up the cheat was the pain in the ass. Or maybe it was fun --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fin_Dawg_004 09/19/22 2:51:47 PM #43: |
https://twitter.com/ChampChessTour/status/1571909298145591296 --- Ruthkanda Forever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 09/19/22 2:54:16 PM #44: |
this has already been proven fake --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 09/19/22 2:55:04 PM #45: |
I dunno why this was bumped days later --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 09/19/22 2:56:13 PM #46: |
Maybe their mistress forced them to do it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/19/22 2:57:02 PM #47: |
Wow lol --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/19/22 2:57:28 PM #48: |
gunplagirl posted... The anal beads theory came from Elon Musk lol --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 09/19/22 2:57:45 PM #49: |
Fin_Dawg_004 posted... https://twitter.com/ChampChessTour/status/1571909298145591296Why he do that ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 09/19/22 2:57:52 PM #50: |
Elon Musk has even weighed in on the situation, supporting an idea that anal beads were used to facilitate cheating. That's somehow the least surprising thing I've read all day. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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