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Dakimakura
09/10/22 9:57:09 PM
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Or is it all a scam like Dr. Oz or something? Why would someone be a plumber if they are actually a doctor? Sounds like a scheme a greasy shady dude would come up with to trick the less fortunate out of their money.

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Irony
09/10/22 9:57:26 PM
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If you think about it plumbers are just doctors for pipes

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Dakimakura
09/10/22 9:59:07 PM
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Irony posted...
If you think about it plumbers are just doctors for pipes

Plumbers peddle pills to pipes so they can get a kick back from the Pharmaceutical companies?

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K181
09/10/22 9:59:51 PM
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Dr. Mario is responsible for the opioid epidemic.

Did you see all the pills that he pushed?

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Cheater87
09/10/22 10:01:46 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/6/AAEru5AADqT4.jpg

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FortuneCookie
09/10/22 10:06:12 PM
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Miyamoto said that Mario is blue collar and not an actual doctor.

Besides, all he does is throw pills at you anyway.
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Dakimakura
09/10/22 10:10:20 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...


Besides, all he does is throw pills at you anyway.

Sounds like a doctor to me.

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Irony
09/10/22 10:10:45 PM
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Just keep soaking it

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viewmaster_pi
09/10/22 10:11:44 PM
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yippeee

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Robot2600
09/10/22 10:22:09 PM
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it's his other brother, a different person

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pegusus123456
09/11/22 9:29:04 PM
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He's just a drug dealer.

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Jiek_Fafn
09/11/22 9:31:14 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
it's his other brother, a different person
This
There's Mario Mario, Luigi Mario and Dr. Doctor Mario.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/11/22 9:39:23 PM
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He pushes prescription drugs for the Italian mob.

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Naysaspace
09/11/22 9:40:06 PM
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surprised the anti-vaxx conspiracy theorists haven't boycotted dr mario yet
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pegusus123456
09/11/22 9:42:57 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
surprised the anti-vaxx conspiracy theorists haven't boycotted dr mario yet
He doesn't have a medical degree and pushes shady drugs, they would love him.

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DarkChozoGhost
09/11/22 9:47:14 PM
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He canonically doesn't have a medical license. It's basically like playing one on TV.

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