Current Events > Number 69, John Cockslam, saved his QB from a sack

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wackyteen
09/04/22 3:07:13 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/1/AAPw6aAADosX.jpg

There's a never ending amount of family names

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PrettyBoyFloyd
09/04/22 4:52:10 AM
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How does/would TV, Radio and Sports media people mention this guys name without some shenanigans?

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FunkyCat
09/04/22 5:17:58 AM
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Now that's a surname.

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toreysback
09/04/22 5:45:53 AM
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nice

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Guide
09/04/22 5:47:44 AM
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lmao

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StarbucksWorker
09/04/22 5:59:00 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
How does/would TV, Radio and Sports media people mention this guys name without some shenanigans?

like they would any other name since those networks employ adults and not 12 year old boys to call games

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Guide
09/04/22 6:35:33 AM
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StarbucksWorker posted...
like they would any other name since those networks employ adults and not 12 year old boys to call games

12 year old boy post, reported

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wackyteen
09/04/22 9:55:51 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
How does/would TV, Radio and Sports media people mention this guys name without some shenanigans?
I could see them say something like Kochslum

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Jagr_68
09/04/22 9:58:59 AM
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"Haha so what the boys call you back in HS?"

"Cockslam."

"Oh."

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divot1338
09/04/22 9:59:03 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
How does/would TV, Radio and Sports media people mention this guys name without some shenanigans?
COCKSLAMMMMMMMM!

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NeonOctopus
09/04/22 9:59:47 AM
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He must've chosen that number on purpose

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Priere
09/04/22 10:00:56 AM
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Good old northville. Famous for its horse track and nuthouse.

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Kim_Seong-a
09/04/22 10:01:34 AM
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Going by the "last names were based on vocations" thing I wonder what the ol' medieval cock slammers were up to.

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toreysback
09/04/22 10:13:02 AM
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apprentice positions to the cockslammer guild were highly prized

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BeantownHero
09/04/22 10:14:26 AM
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StarbucksWorker posted...
like they would any other name since those networks employ adults and not 12 year old boys to call games

https://twitter.com/DetroitsLegacy/status/1566142646174683136?t=J9m70J3dB6HVEf0jyYOjxg&s=19



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divot1338
09/04/22 10:16:56 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Going by the "last names were based on vocations" thing I wonder what the ol' medieval cock slammers were up to.
The Cockslam family was famed for its intricately appointed furniture each adorned with luxurious phallic lam upholstery.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/3/AAXm8_AADov1.jpg
Gold lam

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Killmonger
09/04/22 10:18:51 AM
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https://thespun.com/big-ten/michigan-state/college-football-world-gets-tricked-by-fake-name

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gatorsPENSbucs
09/04/22 10:19:09 AM
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BeantownHero posted...
https://twitter.com/DetroitsLegacy/status/1566142646174683136?t=J9m70J3dB6HVEf0jyYOjxg&s=19

Its gonna be a great year and next couple years with that dudes last name.

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The_Popo
09/04/22 10:25:16 AM
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Kinda sucks for the kid someone used his bio to make a fake bio. His actual name is Jacob Merritt:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/5/AAEqD0AADowB.jpg

This is where the fake stuff started:

https://twitter.com/TCEonSGPN/status/1565880576875315201

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