Poll of the Day > Did you hear about the solar flare that might hit Earth?

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ItsKaljinyuTime
09/02/22 11:25:07 AM
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https://www.newsweek.com/sunspot-growing-release-x-class-solar-flare-towards-earth-1738900

Sunspot AR3089. It's doing that leg shake thing where it's about to pop, and it's pointed right at Earth's beautiful curves. That's what they call "geoeffective."

It's not directly deadly, but it would cause electronic disruption. A global EMP. We all know what an EMP is by now, right?

How do we know when the coast is clear? If after about 3 days we don't experience a global EMP, we're good.

So... pretty fun Labor Day weekend, right? Maybe we won't have to go to work on Tuesday either.

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Sarcasthma
09/02/22 11:28:40 AM
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ItsKaljinyuTime posted...
We all know what an EMP is by now, right?
I don't!

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ZangsBeard
09/02/22 11:38:38 AM
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Oh shit, maybe Knowing was actually predictive.

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Ogurisama
09/02/22 11:42:26 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I don't!
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VampireCoyote
09/02/22 11:54:56 AM
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It might disrupt or damage some satellites, really doubt itll have any other noticeable effects

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FatalAccident
09/02/22 11:57:20 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
Enormous Monkey Penis
Lol

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DirtBasedSoap
09/02/22 11:58:44 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
It might disrupt or damage some satellites, really doubt itll have any other noticeable effects
it would be catastrophic actually

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VampireCoyote
09/02/22 12:00:21 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
it would be catastrophic actually

they hit earth directly every few years or so

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JigsawTDCII
09/02/22 12:03:45 PM
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oh god if it only kills one person please let it be me
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ItsKaljinyuTime
09/02/22 12:17:59 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
they hit earth directly every few years or so

This is X-Class. So it's strong enough to wreck some shit.

JigsawTDCII posted...
oh god if it only kills one person please let it be me

It wouldn't kill you directly. In order to die, you would have to be using some electronic thing that you depend on to survive.

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VampireCoyote
09/02/22 12:21:37 PM
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We got hit by an X9 in 2006, all it did was increase radio static for maybe a day

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JixHedgehog
09/02/22 12:54:25 PM
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Was expecting a punch line tbh

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captpackrat
09/02/22 1:15:53 PM
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The Carrington Event was an extreme geomagnetic storm that occurred in 1859. It caused auroras visible in Hawaii and southern Mexico. Telegraph operators were able to send messages for several hours even with the power sources disconnected, and some received electrical shocks from their equipment.

If this storm had occurred in modern times with our more sensitive equipment, it probably would have caused massive outages and severe damage to transformers, generators, and other parts of the power grid.

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ItsKaljinyuTime
09/02/22 2:56:13 PM
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captpackrat posted...
The Carrington Event was an extreme geomagnetic storm that occurred in 1859. It caused auroras visible in Hawaii and southern Mexico. Telegraph operators were able to send messages for several hours even with the power sources disconnected, and some received electrical shocks from their equipment.

If this storm had occurred in modern times with our more sensitive equipment, it probably would have caused massive outages and severe damage to transformers, generators, and other parts of the power grid.

I typed "Carrington Event" into Dezgo and got this...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAV8nEAADoV6.jpg

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JixHedgehog
09/02/22 3:07:46 PM
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Didja hear about the solar flare that might hit Earth?

Yeah, apparently nothing's packed that much of a punch since Mike Tyson on a JetBlue flight


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Sarcasthma
09/02/22 7:52:17 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Enormous Monkey Penis
Like, is it attached to a normal-sized monkey?

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KodyKeir
09/02/22 10:53:41 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
We got hit by an X9 in 2006, all it did was increase radio static for maybe a day

Turns out the US Navy operates their world wide coded communications across a frequency that acted as a shield the prevented the flare from causing as much damage as it could have.

Once again the military industrial accidentality saves humanity.

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JigsawTDCII
09/02/22 11:34:20 PM
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ItsKaljinyuTime posted...
It wouldn't kill you directly. In order to die, you would have to be using some electronic thing that you depend on to survive.

maybe Ill get lucky somehow
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ReturnOfFa
09/02/22 11:45:32 PM
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I lived with a guy that watched reports on this stuff daily. Trust me, nothing will happen.

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Krazy_Kirby
09/03/22 2:23:30 AM
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just use roshi's sunglasses

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captpackrat
09/03/22 6:49:07 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
just use roshi's sunglasses
Crap, all I have are Sunglasses of Urza. Now what am I going to do with all this red mana?

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Revelation34
09/03/22 7:45:27 AM
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The Wi-Fi went out at work just now.

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captpackrat
09/03/22 9:43:09 AM
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According to the Space Weather Prediction Center (https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/), we have the possibility of reaching G2 conditions (Kp = 6) tomorrow.

G2 is a moderate geomagnetic storm, with the following possible effects:
Power systems: High-latitude power systems may experience voltage alarms, long-duration storms may cause transformer damage.
Spacecraft operations: Corrective actions to orientation may be required by ground control; possible changes in drag affect orbit predictions.
Other systems: HF radio propagation can fade at higher latitudes, and aurora has been seen as low as New York and Idaho (typically 55 geomagnetic lat.).

G2 events occur an average of 600 times in each 11 year solar cycle.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/1/AAQwHjAADohR.jpg

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ItsKaljinyuTime
09/03/22 3:14:20 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
The Wi-Fi went out at work just now.

See? It's happening!

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Revelation34
09/04/22 2:20:34 AM
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ItsKaljinyuTime posted...


See? It's happening!


It happened again.

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ItsKaljinyuTime
09/04/22 3:16:59 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
It happened again.

Where do you work that you're up this early/late?

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Revelation34
09/04/22 4:33:40 AM
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ItsKaljinyuTime posted...


Where do you work that you're up this early/late?


Overnight.

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ReturnOfFa
09/04/22 9:33:08 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
The Wi-Fi went out at work just now.
Are your wired connections at work down too? If not, that would just be just a Wi-Fi problem. A solar flare would effect more than just the Wi-Fi if it were strong enough. Is the gear they have old or new?

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papercup
09/04/22 10:09:01 AM
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Carrington Event 2: This Time It's Personal

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Revelation34
09/04/22 10:10:32 AM
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ReturnOfFa posted...

Are your wired connections at work down too? If not, that would just be just a Wi-Fi problem. A solar flare would effect more than just the Wi-Fi if it were strong enough. Is the gear they have old or new?


I wouldn't really know since I don't pay much attention and don't have to use them often. Probably shitty Compac machines.

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ReturnOfFa
09/04/22 10:11:30 AM
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papercup posted...
Carrington Event 2: This Time It's Personal
:O
Revelation34 posted...
I wouldn't really know l don't pay much attention. Probably shitty Compac machines.
lol totally. just asking since it's my job now XD

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Blue_Thunder
09/04/22 10:13:28 AM
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papercup posted...
Carrington Event 2: This Time It's Personal

Carrington Event 2: Electric Magnetic Pulse Boogaloo

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captpackrat
09/04/22 10:43:33 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/7/AAQwHjAADowN.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/8/AAQwHjAADowO.png

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SoreChasm
09/04/22 10:46:30 AM
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My phone's 6G just went out.

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ItsKaljinyuTime
09/06/22 12:07:28 PM
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And so we made it through Labor Day weekend with no global blackout.

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