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RashodBateman
09/02/22 1:51:59 AM
#1:


She basically said Im not gonna sleep with you.

Even though shes the one who called me and I didnt ask her about sex at all.

I asked her how drunk she is and she said 9 out of 10.

She was very hard to understand.
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Rassiter
09/02/22 1:53:34 AM
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She misses you and is actually open to having sex.

That's why she said she wasn't going to sleep with you . She's thinking about it and wants you to want to do it too.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/02/22 2:06:54 AM
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Keep in mind, sleeping with someone who only wants to when they're drunk is definitely a bad idea lol.

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xGhostchantx
09/02/22 2:13:28 AM
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My ex did a similar thing, but she wanted to hook up with me. I texted her to message me back when she was sober. Didn't hear back lol.

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Guide
09/02/22 2:19:38 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Keep in mind, sleeping with someone who only wants to when they're drunk is definitely a bad idea lol.

Odds are she wants it regardless and only admits it when she's drunk. Could probably talk your way into sex that you will probably regret. Or not!

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RashodBateman
09/02/22 2:23:19 AM
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She said shes talking to some other guy.

again, I didnt even ask, she just blurted out this information to me.
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xGhostchantx
09/02/22 2:33:37 AM
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she clearly wants your d

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Trumble
09/02/22 3:25:51 AM
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Tell her you'll consider it (note: not "you'll do it", just you'll "consider" it) if she buys you a pizza.

Eat the pizza. Don't actually bang her.

Congrats TC, you just got a free pizza.

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The_Creep_2020
09/02/22 3:34:13 AM
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Trumble posted...
Tell her you'll consider it (note: not "you'll do it", just you'll "consider" it) if she buys you a pizza.
Eat the pizza. Don't actually bang her.
Congrats TC, you just got a free pizza.

This.

Also, none of that Hawaiian nonsense.

If she loves your meat so much, shell spring for a BBQ meatlovers.

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12amMadman
09/02/22 4:12:00 AM
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Thats annoying, would definitely block like I do all exes.

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MrKapowski
09/02/22 6:40:31 AM
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TC is buttsage btw

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DespondentDeity
09/02/22 6:41:01 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
TC is buttsage btw

I was just about to say lmao I saw it last night

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teep_
09/02/22 7:48:26 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
TC is buttsage btw
LivingLegend?

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The_Creep_2020
09/02/22 9:56:21 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
TC is buttsage btw
Fucking hell. Not again.

Little dude really likes making the mods play Whack-a-Mole.


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