Current Events > You can only save one: JK Rowling or a random Pitbull from a burning building

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DoDontTry
08/31/22 1:04:37 PM
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No loopholes allow you to save both. You can choose to save neither if you wish.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/22 1:06:23 PM
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How rich is the Pitbull? Did he write any major selling book series?

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Irony
08/31/22 1:07:06 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How rich is the Pitbull? Did he write any major selling book series?
It wrote The Bonfire of the Vanities

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DoDontTry
08/31/22 1:07:08 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How rich is the Pitbull? Did he write any major selling book series?

Not rich at all. Just a standard run of the mill pitbull.
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spikethedevil
08/31/22 1:08:30 PM
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Where poll?

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Gobstoppers12
08/31/22 1:09:51 PM
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Imagine the benefits of saving J.K. Rowling's life. She's literally a billionaire.

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DoDontTry
08/31/22 1:09:51 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Where poll?

But is the Pitbull HOT?
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Solution_45
08/31/22 1:11:31 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Imagine the benefits of saving J.K. Rowling's life. She's literally a billionaire.

she'd probably give you a few mill for saving her life
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Tyranthraxus
08/31/22 1:13:27 PM
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If it's a guaranteed thing then I save JK Rowling. In a real scenario I'm not risking a firey death for either of them.

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Irony
08/31/22 1:13:58 PM
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She'd donate money to an anti LGBT group in your name.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/22 1:15:03 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
Not rich at all. Just a standard run of the mill pitbull.

Hmm....it runs a mill, you say. That sounds pretty lucrative. Imma go with the pitbull. This is America, someone else is gonna save the white woman anyway.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/31/22 1:17:23 PM
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guess i'll take my chances with the pitbull...
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MedeaLysistrata
08/31/22 1:19:37 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
No loopholes allow you to save both. You can choose to save neither if you wish.
I save neither because I'm not on the scene

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gunplagirl
08/31/22 1:50:02 PM
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Neither but if I have to choose then the pitbull.

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Ratchetrockon
08/31/22 1:54:01 PM
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Pitbull

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Iodine
08/31/22 1:56:46 PM
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JK Rowling in hopes she will let me have sex with her.

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Humble_Novice
08/31/22 1:57:11 PM
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Iodine posted...
JK Rowling in hopes she will let me have sex with her.
Ew. Have some standards!
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FigureOfSpeech
08/31/22 2:02:04 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
But is the Pitbull HOT?


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Cobra1010
08/31/22 2:04:58 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Imagine the benefits of saving J.K. Rowling's life. She's literally a billionaire.

Knowing her. She won't give you a penny.

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Tyranthraxus
08/31/22 2:16:59 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Knowing her. She won't give you a penny.
Doesn't matter. Please buy my new book "I saved JK Rowling's life and regret everything" easy $200 million copies worth.

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garan
08/31/22 5:09:49 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Imagine the benefits of saving J.K. Rowling's life. She's literally a billionaire.


She's not actually because she's given hundreds of millions to charity. And I'd save her. Then I'd bitch her out for giving the stamp of approval to that garbage play that shit all over the characters, rules, and lore of the series.
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UnfairRepresent
08/31/22 5:10:56 PM
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The human obviously

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Antbregante
08/31/22 5:21:19 PM
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I'd probably save the tv or something.
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silverpine
08/31/22 5:21:39 PM
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first i become trans, then i save her
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HA4e
08/31/22 5:46:48 PM
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I use the Time Turner to put out the fire

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Smiffwilm
08/31/22 5:55:06 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
But is the Pitbull HOT?
I'm thinking YUCK.

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Arcanine2009
08/31/22 5:56:23 PM
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Rowling. Maybe she will give me reward money so I can adopt pibbles, raise them for fighting and unleash the hounds on my enemies.

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Etna
08/31/22 5:57:37 PM
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Rowling obvs

Always save the human

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