Current Events > A random man, woman, dog or Donald Trump. You can only save one.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 11:17:52 AM
#1:


Who do you save?





You're on a high up roof one day when there is suddenly a mild Earthquake causing everyone to fall about.

You slip onto your butt right in the middle of the roof, but no one else is that lucky, they all fall off. A random guy, random girl, random dog and Donald Trump are now all dangling for their lives in opposite corners.

The guy yells out: "Help! HELLLLP! I can't hold on much longer!"

The girl is crying and squeals: "Please save me! I don't want to die!"

Trump says: "It's your duty to save the president, not only the president but the best president. Truly great, ask anyone, believe me."

The dog is caught up in cables, hanging off the side of the building and whining/whimpering as it struggles in confusion. The cables are starting to snap 1 by 1.

https://i.imgur.com/nk4fPrg.jpg

You have enough time to reach and save one. But only one. They are all exactly equal distances away.

How do you react?
Who do you save?

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikishi
08/30/22 11:18:30 AM
#2:


Trump
... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark
08/30/22 11:20:24 AM
#3:


Nobody would judge me for choosing the dog first.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 11:55:46 AM
#4:


Proto_Spark posted...
Nobody would judge me for choosing the dog first.

Humans > Dogs

But the only people I'm judging are those who save no one

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine
08/30/22 11:57:07 AM
#5:


The dog. They're the only one that won't backstab anyone for anything.

---
Dream Address DA-6517-3174-1702
... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher
08/30/22 11:59:53 AM
#6:


I freeze up trying to decide because I will judged by who I choose, they all end up falling and I get judged anyway

---
R1R1R1R1R1R1
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 12:33:24 PM
#7:


TyVulpine posted...
The dog. They're the only one that won't backstab anyone for anything.
Dogs attack their owners all the time

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire
08/30/22 12:34:19 PM
#8:


I like dags.

---
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath
08/30/22 12:35:01 PM
#9:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Humans > Dogs
No they aren't.

---
No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe
08/30/22 12:36:25 PM
#10:


The girl.

Women and children first.

---
~Phoenix Nine~
~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~
... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine
08/30/22 12:36:31 PM
#11:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Dogs attack their owners all the time
Thats not exactly backstabbing.

---
Dream Address DA-6517-3174-1702
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
08/30/22 12:36:34 PM
#12:


probably the closest one that isn't Donald Trump or the dog

---
https://streamable.com/zrtjki
... Copied to Clipboard!
AP3Brain
08/30/22 12:36:45 PM
#13:


I'd flip a coin for either random man or woman.... surprised barely anyone voted for saving the man lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen
08/30/22 12:40:07 PM
#14:


AP3Brain posted...
I'd flip a coin for either random man or woman.... surprised barely anyone voted for saving the man lol

You are? Seemed wildly predictable.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AP3Brain
08/30/22 12:43:33 PM
#15:


NeoShadowhen posted...
You are? Seemed wildly predictable.

I mean I expected the woman to be favored but only one other vote for the man besides myself? Sheesh

Personally, I don't really see how a woman should be prioritized over a man in this situation.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus
08/30/22 12:44:35 PM
#16:


The dog and Trump wouldn't even be factors in my decision-making.

Social bias would likely have me rescue the woman given the limited time to make a decision. I'd also probably assume I would have the best chance of rescuing her given she is probably smaller than the man.

---
*Gheb is my other account*
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 12:47:52 PM
#17:


g0ldie posted...
probably the closest one that isn't Donald Trump or the dog
The distance is exactly equal

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
#18
Post #18 was unavailable or deleted.
TheHoldSteady
08/30/22 12:52:49 PM
#19:


I wouldn't save Trump if he had a bag of 500,000 dollars ready for me.

---
When it's hard to see the benefits, the tavern is a decent way to seal off all the stimulus, feel something close to death but just a little bit
... Copied to Clipboard!
NatsuSama
08/30/22 1:11:38 PM
#20:


The woman just because social norms and the limited amount of time to decide.

Nothing personal to dogs, but the dog wouldn't cross my mind.
Trump wouldn't even cross my mind either. Even if he was the only one who needed saving I wouldn't personally help him. I'd just call the local authorities and put on a performance of being concerned. Don't care what anyone thinks of me for that, I'm just being honest I don't care to go out of my way to save that man.

---
WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
08/30/22 1:13:29 PM
#21:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The distance is exactly equal
oh...then I might have to let them all fall

---
https://streamable.com/zrtjki
... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim
08/30/22 1:15:02 PM
#22:


Being completely honest, I wouldnt save anyone. I couldnt get near enough to the edge to help without feeling sick. Like just that picture you posted bothers me.

---
I want a pet Lavos Spawn.
[Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica]
... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino
08/30/22 1:15:24 PM
#23:


I save the pitbull

---
.____
[____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick.
... Copied to Clipboard!
aurlen
08/30/22 1:15:48 PM
#24:


The woman. It could be the future wife of @heartomaton ! And maybe I could guilt her into at least 2 dates with him since I saved her life. You're welcome.

---
oi vey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
08/30/22 1:20:30 PM
#25:


The dog. Everyone else had the opportunity to become fit enough to lift themselves but decided not to. I find enough time to go to each one and have a long drawn out speech about why Im choosing the dog.

---
Name checks out
"I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 1:51:03 PM
#26:


g0ldie posted...
oh...then I might have to let them all fall
:/

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech
08/30/22 1:53:10 PM
#27:


Rikishi posted...
Trump



---
Always check timestamps...
... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE
08/30/22 1:53:44 PM
#28:


Lol to all those picking Trump. What, you think hes going to reward you or something?

Hell probably sue you instead.

---
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/30/22 1:55:33 PM
#29:


Oh yay...I missed these topics...

---
http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zergrush80
08/30/22 2:06:03 PM
#30:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
Lol to all those picking Trump. What, you think hes going to reward you or something?

Hell probably sue you instead.
Thats wat im thinking, you save trump and hes gonna demand you pay him for saving his life......no fucking thanks, id save my coffee mug or shower curtains before even looking in his general direction.

---
For the Swarm!!!!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnicornRaline
08/30/22 2:18:25 PM
#31:


The dog. Honestly out of the choices presented it's the only one that will be likely to show you genuine appreciation for saving them.

---
I'm a new Vtuber! Follow me over at https://www.twitch.tv/UnicornRaline
Follow my twitter too! https://twitter.com/UnicornRaline
... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar
08/30/22 2:30:16 PM
#32:


Ah, UR back.

In honor of your return, I'm not saving anyone, win a million dollars tax-free as a bonus, and everyone loves me for it.

---
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
08/30/22 2:36:54 PM
#33:


Dog every time

---
Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe
... Copied to Clipboard!
MrAndersonWb
08/30/22 2:41:05 PM
#34:


Rikishi posted...
Trump

hes not gonna have sex with you
... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator-
08/30/22 2:42:21 PM
#35:


I'm not sure what's more frightening: that you made Donald a choice or that idiots actually voted for him.

Anyway, I picked a dog.

---
Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021
Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn
... Copied to Clipboard!
Oubliettes
08/30/22 2:43:07 PM
#36:


trump and then
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AADGjTAADnrP.jpg

---
http://i.imgur.com/ozVGOuh.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic
08/30/22 2:45:21 PM
#37:


I would save the human I feel I have the best chance of actually saving(I get that in this scenario, the odds of each are equal, but I couldnt possibly know that). The point is, I wouldnt sink to Trumps level by not saving him just because I abhor him.

---
Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700
08/30/22 2:46:49 PM
#38:


Either the random man/woman (whichever I feel like I have the best chance at saving) > dog > Trump.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 2:50:57 PM
#39:


mustachedmystic posted...
I would save the human I feel I have the best chance of actually saving(I get that in this scenario, the odds of each are equal, but I couldnt possibly know that). The point is, I wouldnt sink to Trumps level by not saving him just because I abhor him.
You feel like you have equal chances of saving any of them in the moment.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata
08/30/22 2:51:18 PM
#40:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Oh yay...I missed these topics...
I hope you're joking

This is "pizza is a sandiwch" level annoying

---
Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project!
... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2
08/30/22 2:51:45 PM
#41:


The dog, unless its a Pit Bull

---
Sent from my iPhone 12/HP Envy x360 on VZW 5G Home Internet
CP: WarioWare: Get it Together (NS), Saints Row IV: Re-Elected (PC), Rayman Legends (Wii U)
... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic
08/30/22 2:52:36 PM
#42:


UnfairRepresent posted...
You feel like you have equal chances of saving any of them in the moment.
No, that is not how it works.

---
Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ColdRainAndSnow
08/30/22 2:54:30 PM
#43:


Random woman, chances are she's someone's wife, mother, daughter etc.

---
Subscribe to The Young Turks
www.twitch.tv/tyt
... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata
08/30/22 2:54:31 PM
#44:


This would also be impossible because Trump would never be alone on a balcony like that

You're misusing freedom to scenario

---
Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project!
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
08/30/22 2:57:09 PM
#45:


mustachedmystic posted...
No, that is not how it works.
My scenario. My rules.

In fact you were also eating dirt moments before the Earthquake and shit your pants while it happened.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
#46
Post #46 was unavailable or deleted.
mustachedmystic
08/30/22 3:13:33 PM
#47:


IMHO, in these topics, the op is like a contract. In your mind you might have been thinking that the person believes they have an equal chance of saving each person/dog, but since you didnt specifically say that, it isnt so, and you cannot retroactively change that after the fact.

---
Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine
08/30/22 3:31:10 PM
#48:


SamsungGearS2 posted...
The dog, unless its a Pit Bull
Pit Bulls are actually gentle by nature. They get a bad rap because those that are abused by owners show aggression and the whole breed gets the blame.

---
Dream Address DA-6517-3174-1702
... Copied to Clipboard!
Oswaldo
08/30/22 3:46:41 PM
#49:


Use a random number generator and whoever wins gets saved
... Copied to Clipboard!
aurlen
08/30/22 4:50:20 PM
#50:


TyVulpine posted...
Pit Bulls are actually gentle by nature. They get a bad rap because those that are abused by owners show aggression and the whole breed gets the blame.
Uh, no

---
oi vey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2