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TaylorHeinicke
08/23/22 4:55:11 PM
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Double-Park Narc.

Get the magnets on the hood of the car and/or the driver's side door.

Wait for the driver to come back, then freak out on them like cart narc does. You'd have to do it at a grocery store or something though where they aren't expected to be in there for a long time, otherwise you'd be waiting for hours.

Granted the downside is there really is no way to "rectify" the situation and force the offender to right their wrong aside from straight up leaving, which they were already doing. Or you'd have to get super lucky and catch someone double-parking in the act. Which as I write this out, might not be as hard as I think. Just monitor the lot for a bigass oversized truck or SUV because those are always shittily parked.

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Gobstoppers12
08/23/22 4:59:07 PM
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But it's not illegal to make two topics. It's a public service.

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DrizztLink
08/23/22 4:59:12 PM
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Do I need to make two topics?

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WingsOfGood
08/23/22 5:15:22 PM
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Tc obsessed with cart narc???
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TaylorHeinicke
08/25/22 4:16:01 PM
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I will make ten if I can get a kickstarter for this

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MarcyWarcy
08/25/22 4:16:42 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Tc obsessed with cart narc???

he wants to kiss him and have sex with him, yes
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FigureOfSpeech
08/25/22 4:17:57 PM
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you should make magnets that say "muffinz0rz" on them tbh

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MedeaLysistrata
08/27/22 12:16:28 PM
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Smoke narc

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sabin017
08/27/22 3:36:23 PM
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that would technically count as ambushing

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TaylorHeinicke
08/29/22 10:31:36 AM
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sabin017 posted...
that would technically count as ambushing
Is that against the law? Seems like a broad term.

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Despised
08/29/22 10:32:37 AM
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What if we cart Narc the cart narc

the cartnarc narcs

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