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Fable
08/23/22 4:11:23 PM
#1:


500 posts please

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ellis123
08/23/22 4:12:44 PM
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Can we please have cart narc topics moddable? Sort of like how LUEshi was?

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TomClark
08/23/22 4:13:08 PM
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Bad Fabie! Bad!

*Sprays water bottle*

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Smashingpmkns
08/23/22 4:14:32 PM
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Cart narc should be funded by the US government imo

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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 4:15:02 PM
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Who is this Cart Narc? Is he a CEman? Some internet personality? I'm old and out of touch

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AirFresh
08/23/22 4:15:38 PM
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The way he goes WEEE WOOO is so over-the-top douchey that I just fucking love it.

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Master_Bass
08/23/22 4:16:53 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Cart narc should be funded by the US government imo
More like on the terrorist watch list!

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ellis123
08/23/22 4:17:50 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
More like on the terrorist watch list!
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

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A_Good_Boy
08/23/22 4:18:27 PM
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Cart Narc topics are the only topics where flaming is permissible.

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Smashingpmkns
08/23/22 4:18:40 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
More like on the terrorist watch list!
Why not both??

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Master_Bass
08/23/22 4:20:19 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

Smashingpmkns posted...
Why not both??
Sounds good to me. Let's make both happen, CE!

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Kloe_Rinz
08/23/22 4:22:07 PM
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I wonder how the people who hate cart narc would like it if a cart blew onto the road on their way home and smashed into their car through their windscreen
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A_Good_Boy
08/23/22 4:24:06 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
I wonder how the people who hate cart narc would like it if a cart blew onto the road on their way home and smashed into their car through their windscreen
Probably about the same as you'd feel if you lost your virginity: complete shock and surprise that such an absurd unrealistic thing actually happened.

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Chicken
08/23/22 4:24:39 PM
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Fart park

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Kloe_Rinz
08/23/22 4:25:13 PM
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i bet you thought that was smarter than it actually was before you posted that
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LordMarshal
08/23/22 4:44:14 PM
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Mods are joke posters

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Fable
08/23/22 5:45:29 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
Mods are joke posters

And?

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Fable
08/23/22 9:16:02 PM
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Carticus narticus

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DipDipDiver
08/23/22 9:23:04 PM
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Cart Nart
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Fable
08/23/22 9:31:47 PM
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Paul Blart

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Ratchetrockon
08/23/22 9:33:01 PM
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ughh i hate that guy

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voldothegr8
08/23/22 9:43:36 PM
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AirFresh posted...
The way he goes WEEE WOOO is so over-the-top douchey that I just fucking love it.

SKEET WEETELY WEEE WOOOOO sir that's not where goes!

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ECW_Originals12
08/23/22 10:22:55 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Who is this Cart Narc? Is he a CEman? Some internet personality? I'm old and out of touch

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It's Agent Sebastian with the Cart Narcs.
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Sayoria
08/23/22 10:26:56 PM
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What ever happened to that girl in training, Agent Steph? She was in one or two videos and disappeared.

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toreysback
08/23/22 10:27:45 PM
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Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
He's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
He'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Cart Narc?

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PballDepot
08/23/22 10:29:16 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
ughh i hate that guy

Return your cart

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LordMarshal
08/23/22 10:32:00 PM
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Hes needs to spice this shit up. Release a prequel revealing carts killed his parents and how he cant please anyone sexually.

Next have a partner. Probably different race and gender. Give them a catchphrase as well.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/23/22 10:34:43 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Who is this Cart Narc? Is he a CEman? Some internet personality? I'm old and out of touch

A mystical being that appears when a person leaves their shopping cart in a parking spot. He will kindly direct you to the nearest cart corral. But if you refuse to take the cart over there, he will declare you a lazybones and a magnet will be placed upon your vehicle as a mark of shame.

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