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FarmFox
08/13/22 8:37:34 PM
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Subject ID 8071637

Interrogate me all you want. Go ahead ask me anything.

Im ready for my cross examination.
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Incurso91
08/13/22 8:38:47 PM
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Have you finished those errands?
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Steffenfield
08/13/22 9:10:18 PM
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Do you remember the 21st night of September?
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Tyranthraxus
08/13/22 9:20:56 PM
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Why did you do it?

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FarmFox
08/13/22 10:18:42 PM
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Incurso91 posted...
Have you finished those errands?

I cant finish those errands, man.

Steffenfield posted...
Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Yes I remember. Love was changing the minds of pretenders. While chasing the clouds away!

Tyranthraxus posted...
Why did you do it?

Im not saying. Youre going to have to do better than that.

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bigtiggie23
08/13/22 10:20:53 PM
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Who is Atlas?

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Steffenfield
08/13/22 10:26:09 PM
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FarmFox posted...
Yes I remember. Love was changing the minds of pretenders. While chasing the clouds away!

Well there was a murder that day.

Where were you?
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Incurso91
08/13/22 10:27:04 PM
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Well, what's preventing you from finishing them?
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Verdekal
08/13/22 10:31:04 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj7DUuIiWF0

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kingdrake2
08/13/22 10:31:41 PM
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it was that clown again.

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SamsungGearS2
08/13/22 10:32:50 PM
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I picked C, aint that a bitch?

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FarmFox
08/13/22 10:44:25 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Who is Atlas?

bigtiggie22 is Atlas who is also brothers with Prometheus.

Steffenfield posted...
Well there was a murder that day.

Where were you?

I was digging graves for a.. business.

Incurso91 posted...
Well, what's preventing you from finishing them?

Im handcuffed to this table. Theres a 50/50 chance I go to prison. Ummm can you bail me out if all goes to hell?

Verdekal posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj7DUuIiWF0



kingdrake2 posted...
it was that clown again.

I agree, why am I the one in this interrogation room?

SamsungGearS2 posted...
I picked C, aint that a bitch?

You picked wrong thanks

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Incurso91
08/13/22 10:47:08 PM
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Sure, as long as you return the payment.
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gigageek1500
08/13/22 10:47:35 PM
#14:


Is it safe?

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kingdrake2
08/13/22 10:48:31 PM
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FarmFox posted...
why am I the one in this interrogation room?


https://youtu.be/NHBsrI85a-s?t=63

one other note. saw a graphic image of a woman drowning her dog. not going to post that it'll piss plenty of people off.

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MarcoRubio
08/13/22 10:50:39 PM
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Why am I so successful at life?

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FarmFox
08/13/22 11:08:46 PM
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Incurso91 posted...
Sure, as long as you return the payment.

No promises. All my money was stolen by a gang. Do you take blood?

gigageek1500 posted...
Is it safe?

Absolutely. Come hang out later.

kingdrake2 posted...
https://youtu.be/NHBsrI85a-s?t=63

one other note. saw a graphic image of a woman drowning her dog. not going to post that it'll piss plenty of people off.

If it was the dog drowning the woman then feel free to share!

MarcoRubio posted...
Why am I so successful at life?

Was it because you found the as a kid?

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Incurso91
08/13/22 11:22:42 PM
#18:


Blood is fine. Let me get my Caleb costume.
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FarmFox
08/13/22 11:30:36 PM
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Incurso91 posted...
Blood is fine. Let me get my Caleb costume.

I have the g string so itll all be good. https://voca.ro/18K9ZZWTZf0Q

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RedLuigi
08/13/22 11:32:21 PM
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You said on the 5th youd give me two million and would tell off Johnny-three-nuts but neither were accomplished

what happened then on the 5th?

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FarmFox
08/13/22 11:41:22 PM
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RedLuigi posted...
You said on the 5th youd give me two million and would tell off Johnny-three-nuts but neither were accomplished

what happened then on the 5th?

GreenMario snitched and all went to hell. 2 million are you sure? Is there any other way I can repay you? I dont have the money.

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Incurso91
08/14/22 12:50:13 AM
#22:


Oh dear, you're showing me your G-string.
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FarmFox
08/14/22 3:02:19 AM
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Sub to my OnlyStrings

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Incurso91
08/14/22 8:19:12 AM
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Does it involve a lot of fingering, too?
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ApherosyLove
08/14/22 8:33:55 AM
#25:


would u eat almimiuniuim if u had to?

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FarmFox
08/14/22 3:22:53 PM
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Incurso91 posted...
Does it involve a lot of fingering, too?

All 10 fingers used. It can get loud.

ApherosyLove posted...
would u eat almimiuniuim if u had to?

if I had to? Sure. Are we talking like a Saw situation?

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DrizztLink
08/14/22 3:23:41 PM
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I feel like this investigation is getting sidetracked.

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Geiki_Ganger
08/14/22 3:28:35 PM
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Interrogation is not the same as cross-examination...the former allows for open-ended questions while the latter only permits leading questions.

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FarmFox
08/14/22 3:48:32 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I feel like this investigation is getting sidetracked.

Geiki_Ganger posted...
Interrogation is not the same as cross-examination...the former allows for open-ended questions while the latter only permits leading questions.

am I free yet?

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Incurso91
08/14/22 3:51:46 PM
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You sure know how to allure a man.
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KFHEWUI
08/14/22 4:02:57 PM
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What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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FarmFox
08/14/22 4:05:07 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


that was my middle name when i was born

Incurso91 posted...
You sure know how to allure a man.

exactly how I ended up here oh wait

KFHEWUI posted...
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I have the right to remain stupid

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Incurso91
08/14/22 4:18:03 PM
#34:


Aha! You did not finish those errands because you were distracted by impressing men with your fingering skills!
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FarmFox
08/14/22 5:32:40 PM
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You got me.

Im still in this interrogation room, though.

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Incurso91
08/14/22 6:06:01 PM
#36:


Can't do any cross-examinations without any crosses. Where did they go?
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HA4e
08/14/22 6:08:06 PM
#37:


WHAT is your favorite color?

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Crimsoness
08/14/22 6:08:24 PM
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What is your favorite pokemon?

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GrandConjuraton
08/14/22 6:08:39 PM
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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Steffenfield
08/14/22 6:18:42 PM
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You've been summoned here into this interrogation room because CE reported that you suffer from boanthropy, and out of concern, we all felt you should no longer continue living on your own.

How do you respond to these serious allegations?

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FarmFox
08/14/22 7:59:12 PM
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Incurso91 posted...
Can't do any cross-examinations without any crosses. Where did they go?

they burn up whenever theyre around me

HA4e posted...
WHAT is your favorite color?

A toss up between black, turquoise, pink or midnight blue.

Crimsoness posted...
What is your favorite pokemon?

fat pikachu!

GrandConjuraton posted...
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Nothing. Theyre incredibly average. I work at a local ice cream shop. The ice cream there is top tier :)

Steffenfield posted...
You've been summoned here into this interrogation room because CE reported that you suffer from boanthropy, and out of concern, we all felt you should no longer continue living on your own.

How do you respond to these serious allegations?

Why? Im grass fed. I produce milk. Im out in the sun getting vitamin d. What is wrong with you people! I mean.. cmon!

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Steffenfield
08/14/22 8:17:41 PM
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Before you can freely leave this interrogation room, and for the safety of yourself and to others as well, we need to determine whether or not you require court-ordered mental hospitalization.

Please describe what you see in these following fifteen images.

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Incurso91
08/14/22 8:17:54 PM
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Just the way I like it.

Ice cream does sound fantastic. Maybe I'll go to one of the nearby local shops this week.
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ApherosyLove
08/14/22 8:34:23 PM
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FarmFox posted...
Sure. Are we talking like a Saw situation?
No wtf

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DrizztLink
08/14/22 8:34:25 PM
#45:


Steffenfield posted...
Before you can freely leave this interrogation room, and for the safety of yourself and to others as well, we need to determine whether or not you require court-ordered mental hospitalization.

Please describe what you see in these following fifteen images.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/8/AAI-dfAADkE2.jpg
What's with all the seahorses fucking?

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FarmFox
08/14/22 8:48:20 PM
#46:


Steffenfield posted...
Before you can freely leave this interrogation room, and for the safety of yourself and to others as well, we need to determine whether or not you require court-ordered mental hospitalization.

Please describe what you see in these following fifteen images.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/8/AAI-dfAADkE2.jpg

From left to right. 1. Cow | 2. Frog | 3. Grasshopper face | 4. Crab | 5. Human upper back | 6. Dancing people | 7. Big spider | 8. Witches cooking in a pot with floating goats | 9. Lobsters | 10. Conjoined rats | 11. Alien with tiny legs | 12. Hammerhead shark wearing boots | 13. Seashores about to kiss | 14. 2 birds searching for food in a tree | 15. Chunky seashores about to kiss

Incurso91 posted...
Just the way I like it.

Ice cream does sound fantastic. Maybe I'll go to one of the nearby local shops this week.

bribe the police with ice cream and get me out

ApherosyLove posted...
No wtf

fear factor situation?

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ApherosyLove
08/14/22 8:49:24 PM
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FarmFox posted...
fear factor situation?
no u just have to. Would you?

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Incurso91
08/14/22 8:59:23 PM
#48:


They don't want ice cream. Pie is what they desire.
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Kitt
08/14/22 9:06:38 PM
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Where are the bodies?

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FarmFox
08/14/22 10:11:44 PM
#50:


ApherosyLove posted...
no u just have to. Would you?

no because almimiuniuim sounds dangerous. Thats like steroid aluminum.

Incurso91 posted...
They don't want ice cream. Pie is what they desire.

You have 3 options
1) Throw pies in their faces and help me escape
2) Put a bomb inside the pie and blow the roof off
3) Offer them a creampie

Kitt posted...
Where are the bodies?

Buried somewhere on the Appalachian mountains.

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