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SavedYouAClick
08/10/22 3:22:53 PM
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I don't know what it is, but I wipe and I wipe and I wipe and I wipe and I wipe and I wipe, exactly like Chris Pratt in that Parks and Rec outtake, and still poop, still poop.

It's not that it's super widespread or anything. It just seems to be isolated in one spot where it's still brown. Not light brown, either. Like I'm wiping the bottom of a formulating turd. So I wonder if I'm going in too deep and straight up not needing to do so.

There just isn't something right about still having brown in there when walking about my normal day.

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ZangsBeard
08/10/22 3:24:10 PM
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Three knuckles deep to make sure youre always fresh.

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Jupiter
08/10/22 3:25:45 PM
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Install a bidet.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/10/22 3:26:42 PM
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You gotta tie a bunch of toilet paper together, tuck it in your butt and pull it out like a magician. Only real way to get a good clean.

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Agent_Stroud
08/10/22 3:28:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/7/AAR6WtAADjLp.jpg

Almost forgot *wipes brown*

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Norman_Smiley
08/10/22 3:30:51 PM
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you probably aren't getting enough fiber.

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AablMind
08/10/22 3:35:20 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
you probably aren't getting enough fiber.
This would help. A squatty potty stool would too, as would a bidet.

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voldothegr8
08/10/22 3:36:08 PM
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That means the chamber isn't completely clear, you probably pinched it off too early or need to eat better.

Jupiter posted...
Install a bidet.

Doesn't help in this case.

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