Current Events > Bullet Train was easily the worst movie ive seen all year lol *spoilers*

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I had to really fight the urge to walk out. Just really annoying jokes, poorly written dialogue, terrible editing, horrible pacing, the whole shebang. For an action movie all of the action is pretty much off camera or so quick that you don't see anything other than the gruesome aftermath. It was basically the opposite of John Wick. Just all gruesome deaths without any of the buildup. The serious moments were bogged down with quips. It's basically "did you just shoot me?!" the entire movie

The most interesting characters that were built up quite a bit die within like 2 minutes of their encounter with Pitt. And half the movie is listening to two horrible English accents that are pretty much unintelligible. Seriously, save your money don't watch this garbage lol it's not even dumb fun it's just dumb. Also kinda racist with how every Japanese character with the exception of one is made out to be a joke, an idiot, or a loser and they all get killed (other than the one good character in the movie and his loser son).

Oh and the reoccurring Thomas the Tank Engine jokes got fucking tiring after the first 2, and they continued throughout the entire movie up until the very end.

So... you've not seen Beavis and Butt-Head do the Universe yet, I see...

So awful, yet so awesome.

Questionmarktarius posted...

So... you've not seen Beavis and Butt-Head do the Universe yet, I see...

So awful, yet so awesome.

I have actually. Had some funny bits even if it was stupid. But that was dumb fun. This was just really, really fucking dumb.

Plus I had the option to split that movie into two watch sessions lol

Is there any ball busting in the movie?

Awards posted...

Is there any ball busting in the movie?

Actual ball busting like hitting someone in the balls or just making fun of someone? There's quite a bit of the second. The first, I think there's maybe one ball hit but it could have also been a stomach punch. I don't know cuz they didn't show any of the actual action lol

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1. Bullet Train was reall fucking good

Heh..

JTilly posted...

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1. Bullet Train was reall fucking good
Heh..

No offense to whoever that is but they're wrong

Smashingpmkns posted...

No offense to whoever that is but they're wrong

Nah. Has a pretty good rating on IMDb and audience scores seem to be decent. Seems like youre the one thats wrong.

Somebody hasnt watched The Princess yet.

BearlyWilling posted...

Nah. Has a pretty good rating on IMDb and audience scores seem to be decent. Seems like youre the one thats wrong.

Hate to break it to you but dog shit movies get good audience scores all the time.

I dont plan on seeing it so can you spoil me on what the end credit scene is.

I hear mix things, either it's really funny or just not fun at all. I had a choice to see this or Marcel the Shell and I don't regret my choice watching Marcel the Shell. One of the more wholesome movies I've watched.

Dragon posted...

I dont plan on seeing it so can you spoil me on what the end credit scene is.

I was heading for the door as the movie was finishing so I didn't see the post credits scene if there is one. I saw a mid credits scene that showed one of the "Twins" characters surviving his jump from the train into a lake, shooting some dude, then revealing he was the guy driving the van that killed Michael Shannon's annoying Russian daughter unceremoniously for a gag.