Current Events > Dane Cook engaged to 23 year old girlfriend

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Blo
08/02/22 1:44:04 PM
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https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1554502229759037443
Congrats

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CE_gonna_CE
08/02/22 1:44:33 PM
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Antifar
08/02/22 1:45:20 PM
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"Longtime" is raising a lot of questions here

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FortuneCookie
08/02/22 1:45:24 PM
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Longtime love?

She's only been a legal adult for five years.

<_<
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LordMarshal
08/02/22 1:45:37 PM
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Wow the most literal mid life crisis ever.

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FortuneCookie
08/02/22 1:45:43 PM
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ninja'd by Antifar
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LongJohnSilvers
08/02/22 1:45:59 PM
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How's her ass

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masterpug53
08/02/22 1:46:12 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
ninja'd by Antifar


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R1masher
08/02/22 1:46:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/7/AAYZyTAADhTV.jpg

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HovaRex
08/02/22 1:46:45 PM
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Isn't he well into his 50s?

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bsp77
08/02/22 1:47:18 PM
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HovaRex posted...
Isn't he well into his 50s?
It literally says 50 in the initial post

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Hayame_Zero
08/02/22 1:47:44 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Longtime love?

She's only been a legal adult for five years.

<_<
That's exactly how long they've been dating

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Stewman_Magoo
08/02/22 1:47:51 PM
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I thought he was bald now. Anyways he looks less egg-ish than he did without hair.

Good for him I guess?

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Baha05
08/02/22 1:47:51 PM
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Antifar posted...
"Longtime" is raising a lot of questions here


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bsp77
08/02/22 1:48:06 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
That's exactly how long they've been dating
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SuperShake666
08/02/22 1:48:44 PM
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He looks like a melted candle.

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Kurt_Russel
08/02/22 1:48:47 PM
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Who?

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Lost_All_Senses
08/02/22 1:48:52 PM
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Hope she doesn't run him dry buying V-Bucks.

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eggcorn
08/02/22 1:49:33 PM
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Antifar posted...
"Longtime" is raising a lot of questions here


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HovaRex
08/02/22 1:54:53 PM
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bsp77 posted...
It literally says 50 in the initial post

He just really looks like shit then. Doesn't make the age gap any better. He could be her grandpa.

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pauIie
08/02/22 1:55:12 PM
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longtime and she's 23? uhhhhhhhh

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Proto_Spark
08/02/22 1:55:50 PM
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Is Dane Cook still relevant? I haven't heard anything about him in like, a decade.
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FortuneCookie
08/02/22 1:56:16 PM
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R1masher posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/7/AAYZyTAADhTV.jpg

"MOM! I left my Ghostbuster toy outside and he melted in the sun..."

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bsp77
08/02/22 1:58:02 PM
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HovaRex posted...
He just really looks like shit then. Doesn't make the age gap any better. He could be her grandpa.
27 years? I guess technically. More realistically he could be her dad.

I don't usually care about age gaps (hell, I have a fairly big one), but the fact that she is 23 and it has been a long time is what is raising some flags for me.

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DipDipDiver
08/02/22 1:58:24 PM
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Now there's a name I haven't heard in awhile
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VeggetaX
08/02/22 1:58:31 PM
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We all can't age like matthew mcconaughey now can we

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A_Good_Boy
08/02/22 2:00:48 PM
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I wonder if she refers to him as Dane Cook or just Dane?

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Turbam
08/02/22 2:01:11 PM
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I remember when everyone thought he was the funniest man alive

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HovaRex
08/02/22 2:02:59 PM
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bsp77 posted...
27 years? I guess technically. More realistically he could be her dad.

I don't usually care about age gaps (hell, I have a fairly big one), but the fact that she is 23 and it has been a long time is what is raising some flags for me.

Eh not that unrealistic tbh. I mean it depends on what means by "long time" To a 23 year old 5 years is a long time.


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Lost_All_Senses
08/02/22 2:07:46 PM
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Turbam posted...
I remember when everyone thought he was the funniest man alive
His stuff wasn't as bad as people make it out to be. Far from funniest man alive, but he's basically the Nickelback of Comedy. It became popular and fun to hate his stuff. I wouldn't go back to it because my style of humor has changed dramatically since then. But if someone put it on, I wouldn't shut it off. Maybe Im remembering wrong tho. I haven't listened to it in forever. I own one the albums :3

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pauIie
08/02/22 2:07:49 PM
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Turbam posted...
I remember when everyone thought he was the funniest man alive
he's got some good ones. i always liked his video game jokes.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/02/22 2:21:23 PM
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Dave Chappelle is a douche for this >_>. It is indeed savage. But a lot of savage stuff is also extremely douchey. I guess Id have to hear if Dane actually did anything to deserve that from Dave. But si far, Dave Chappelle comes off as an asshole here. Him as a Comedian should understand how shitty that would feel to be big timed like that. Man, was Dave always a douchebag and I just didn't see it until The Closer?

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gunplagirl
08/02/22 2:23:28 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Man, was Dave always a douchebag and I just didn't see it until The Closer?
Yes

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Lost_All_Senses
08/02/22 2:42:01 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Yes

Lol. Im not ready to call it yet. I was such a big fan. Even if he is, a lot of his stuff is still good. Half Baked is probably one my favorite comedies. Regardless, it doesn't change how much he meant to my teen years

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WingsOfGood
08/02/22 2:44:05 PM
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Says he dated her in 2017

He was 45 she was 18
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MaxEffingBemis
08/02/22 2:45:23 PM
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Not sure how chappelle got shoehorned into this topic but imo he peaked with chappelles show. Just some godly skits that are always good for rewatches

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Gobstoppers12
08/02/22 2:46:53 PM
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pauIie posted...
longtime and she's 23? uhhhhhhhh
Yeah, when I hear 'long time girlfriend' I think of like... Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. They've been together since the 80s, just never married.

I don't think 5 years is qualifying for 'long time girlfriend,' and that's the most it can possibly be without getting a lot creepier.

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Spooffie
08/02/22 2:47:30 PM
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TheGoldenEel
08/02/22 2:49:20 PM
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Remember when Paul Walker died and people talked about his longtime girlfriend to obscure the fact that she was 23 and they had been together for 7 years

thats what I think when I read this headline

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AirFresh
08/02/22 2:50:33 PM
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What a fucking spook

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rexcrk
08/02/22 2:50:41 PM
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What was the purpose of making this topic?

Aside from getting people riled up for reasons



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K181
08/02/22 2:50:58 PM
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Some of you guys are crazy. A five year relationship definitely qualifies as a longtime girlfriend.

Especially from the younger girlfriend's perspective.

WingsOfGood posted...
Says he dated her in 2017

He was 45 she was 18

Man, and here I felt creepy when I was 27 or so and got with an 18 year-old....

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HovaRex
08/02/22 2:51:46 PM
#44:


rexcrk posted...
What was the purpose of making this topic?

Aside from getting people riled up for reasons

Isn't that the purpose of every topic on here tbf?

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Bio1590
08/02/22 2:53:29 PM
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The VM specialty

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Lost_All_Senses
08/02/22 2:53:45 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Not sure how chappelle got shoehorned into this topic but imo he peaked with chappelles show. Just some godly skits that are always good for rewatches

I agree. He could turn into someone who goes around attacking babies and Id be like....he made Chappelle show tho..... Chappelle show

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Damn_Underscore
08/02/22 2:59:31 PM
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Spooffie posted...
I spy a nip slip.

Now here's a true CEman

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kuwab0
08/02/22 3:11:16 PM
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Is that Dane Cook or Dan Aykroyd

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WingsOfGood
08/02/22 3:26:13 PM
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maybe she calls him dad ;)
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