Poll of the Day > TDC and DBS's Canada Road Trip Live Blog!

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JigsawTDCII
07/30/22 12:36:55 PM
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itt me n Kurt are going to live blog our road trip to Canada! Im going to pick him up tomorrow at 5am. Stay tuned for all our wacky adventures on the road and in Canada! Were gonna get COVERED in maple syrup and fuck with those dudes in the tall furry hats hahahahahaha !!
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JigsawTDCII
07/30/22 12:37:13 PM
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IronBornCorps
07/30/22 12:38:14 PM
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This sounds like fun
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GameLord113
07/30/22 12:42:23 PM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
Were gonna get COVERED in maple syrup and fuck with those dudes
Kinky.
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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 12:43:05 PM
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i cant wait to see lake louise

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VampireCoyote
07/30/22 1:10:20 PM
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If you see a moose give it a slap on the rump and run away

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JigsawTDCII
07/30/22 1:49:38 PM
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just called DBS to remind him to stock up Gatorade for the trip! were gonna drink so much Gatorade who knows how many times well have to stop for a pee break! its gonna be wild!!!!
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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 1:56:03 PM
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hell yeah dude, Im gonna drink so much blue Gatorade that Im gonna pee blue!!!

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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 4:31:16 PM
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Why do they call it Canadian bacon

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wwinterj25
07/30/22 4:39:21 PM
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Interesting. Post pics and stuff.

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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 5:14:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAXuu6AADgnc.jpg

heres a pic

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VampireCoyote
07/30/22 5:20:20 PM
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Canada City is so beautiful

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Vidyagamelover
07/30/22 7:55:12 PM
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Your first quest is to create a superior poutine.

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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 8:08:18 PM
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i love poutine so much i wish Canadians were real

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Zareth
07/30/22 8:14:03 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Why do they call it Canadian bacon
When I was a kid I was super picky and my parents would always get Canadian bacon on our pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's and they'd tell me that it was just Chuck E. Cheese's special pepperoni

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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 8:58:04 PM
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lmao its rat bacon!

when i was a kid i was also really picky and loved Barney the dinosaur. My mom would call everything Barney chicken or Barney burgers and shit just to convince me to not starve myself.

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JigsawTDCII
07/30/22 10:04:56 PM
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just got to Kurts house and in classic Kurt fashion he was still asleep and only had his Big Bird costume packed for the trip! We didnt have time for him to repack so I guess hell be wearing that the whole trip LOL! He also got 27 cases of Twisted Tea and NO Gatorade!!
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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 10:08:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/6/AAXuu6AADgrU.jpg

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Vidyagamelover
07/30/22 10:22:41 PM
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Your second quest is to find a rude Canadian.

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Lokarin
07/30/22 10:43:39 PM
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Vidyagamelover posted...
Your second quest is to find a rude Canadian.

i'm only rude by accident 'cuz i dumbed

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SilentSeph
07/30/22 10:48:48 PM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
just got to Kurts house and in classic Kurt fashion he was still asleep and only had his Big Bird costume packed for the trip!
BirdBasedSoap

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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 11:53:43 PM
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we are currently doing 110mph on the freeway, listening to both of Jack Whites new 2022 albums, fear of the dawn and entering heaven alive. now this is what i call podracing

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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/22 11:58:38 PM
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next up on the playlist is the smiles a light for attracting attention

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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 2:42:53 AM
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after working our way through three cases of this Twisted Tea and listening to Thom Yorkes crooning, we are feeling GROOVY! making our first pit stop at the Grand Canyon to pick up some chicks!!
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Revelation34
07/31/22 7:19:03 AM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
after working our way through three cases of this Twisted Tea and listening to Thom Yorkes crooning, we are feeling GROOVY! making our first pit stop at the Grand Canyon to pick up some chicks!!


Bald eagle chicks?

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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 8:15:34 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Bald eagle chicks?

you know us, Rev! BALD chicks ONLY!!! of course, Kurt is baggin way more of these bald hunnies than me in that Big Bird costume! and here I thought it would be a handicap!! I knew I should have worn my Kermit the Frog x Attack on Titan shirt
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Jen0125
07/31/22 10:07:40 AM
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Swing by Arizona it's pretty close
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Vidyagamelover
07/31/22 10:08:27 AM
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Your third quest is to infiltrate a Canadian diamond mine and get rich.

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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 1:55:07 PM
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NeXt stop Philly! Gonna load up on cheesesteaks for the road and make a special stop at Sunnys Famous Pizza !! Gonna do the challenge theyre known for where you have to finish a whole piece of pizza and beer without wanting to leave! From there we head down to Georgia to trade some of the cheesesteaks and pizza for oranges and orange-tanned brolinies

Jen0125 posted...
Swing by Arizona it's pretty close

Arizona is on our route of course! Cant get to Canada without passing through the good ol A-Z state!!
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JigsawTDCII
08/02/22 9:14:53 AM
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Just got to Alaska. We need offload some of these baldos if anyone here from Alaska wants to take them off our hands. Thought theyd be chill for the whole trip, but Im not about it. Theyre bringing out the worst in Kurt and the Big Bird suit is starting to get a mildewy scent to it. Yuck!!!

after we ditch these baldies well be back on route and should be in Wyoming by tomorrow! Cant wait to try some authentic Wyoming cheddar!!
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DirtBasedSoap
08/10/22 10:33:24 PM
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were stranded in Jackson. Send help

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KodyKeir
08/11/22 4:39:06 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Jackson
Wyoming, Missouri, Mississippi, Idaho...?

I assume in context that you mean Wyoming, but it's been a couple of days.

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JigsawTDCII
08/12/22 7:14:22 AM
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Extra special thanks to @VampireCoyote and @ReturnOfFa for tag teaming the Jackson debacle and getting us back on the road! Were in a totally different vehicle and all out of Twisted Teas (picked up some expired cases of Mikes Hard tho), but were back on the road! Currently in Honolulu baby! Island fun time vibes on the way to Canada!
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VampireCoyote
08/12/22 7:51:40 AM
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I lost a toenail but I was happy to help

the memories were worth it

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hockey7318
08/12/22 8:30:04 AM
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KodyKeir posted...
Wyoming, Missouri, Mississippi, Idaho...?

I assume in context that you mean Wyoming, but it's been a couple of days.
It was Michigan. I passed them on the road and threw a trucker bomb at them.
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ReturnOfFa
08/12/22 10:46:33 AM
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I'm busy poopin' but feel free to stop by!!

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JigsawTDCII
08/17/22 10:53:51 AM
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Kurt has been on a Viagra bender and has had one of those erections thats lasted for like 72+ hours at this point. Were stuck in Alpine, TX and he definitely needs medical attention like asap. Fuck
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Revelation34
08/18/22 1:39:09 AM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
Kurt has been on a Viagra bender and has had one of those erections thats lasted for like 72+ hours at this point. Were stuck in Alpine, TX and he definitely needs medical attention like asap. Fuck


Take him straight to Vegas.

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KodyKeir
08/18/22 4:00:09 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Take him straight to Vegas.


But beware, that's bat country

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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