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MFBKBass5
07/29/22 7:46:21 AM
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I swear thats what we do more than anything else.

life is rough man

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nfearurspecimn
07/29/22 7:48:28 AM
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She doesn't have any interests? Doesn't wanna go to the mall or carnivals or theme parks or nothing?

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Thompson
07/29/22 7:49:04 AM
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The perfect girlfriend but all she wants to do is make out and have sex.

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BBQChicken
07/29/22 7:49:14 AM
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Sorry to hear that, TC!

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MFBKBass5
07/29/22 7:49:33 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
She doesn't have any interests? Doesn't wanna go to the mall or carnivals or theme parks or nothing?

lol go to the mall. That hasnt been a thing in like 5 years. All the malls are shutting down/being abandoned.

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nfearurspecimn
07/29/22 7:56:42 AM
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What about other things though?

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MFBKBass5
07/29/22 9:06:15 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
What about other things though?

we do other things but get distracted by sex all the time.

I just wanna finish stranger things!

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The_Creep_2020
07/29/22 9:08:38 AM
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Just don't fall asleep whilst in the middle of receiving oral pleasure.

Apparently that's considered to be something of a faux pas.

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MFBKBass5
07/29/22 9:20:58 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Just don't fall asleep whilst in the middle of receiving oral pleasure.

Apparently that's considered to be something of a faux pas.

nah I like finishing too much to ever do that

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bsp77
07/29/22 9:28:36 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
we do other things but get distracted by sex all the time.

I just wanna finish stranger things!
I can empathize. My ex gf was like that, and would get mad at me that I wasn't initiating when I simply wanted to watch something.

My current gf is much easier. There is still lots of sex, but at least we can do other things without constant pressure.

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Hayame_Zero
07/29/22 9:31:19 AM
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Mine is in her late 30s.

I can relate...

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The_Creep_2020
07/29/22 9:35:15 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
nah I like finishing too much to ever do that
You say that now, but just wait until it's about 2 AM. Your dad's in palliative care under a do not resuscitate order and the only reason you're physically with your girlfriend at that exact moment in time is that she's just spent 2 hours telling that she is literally about to kill herself because she's undergoing a mental health crisis that she needs someone to be there with her, so you drive for an hour and a half from the hospital to her place, and she spends about half an hour telling you how much you've been neglecting her and how much it's hurting her, then apparently someone flicks a switch somewhere and you're expected to perform sexually on demand.

But honestly? You'd just rather fucking sleep.


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LordYeezus
07/29/22 10:03:09 AM
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Thompson posted...
The perfect girlfriend but all she wants to do is make out and have sex.

Soo the perfect gf

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MFBKBass5
07/29/22 10:07:11 AM
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bsp77 posted...
I can empathize. My ex gf was like that, and would get mad at me that I wasn't initiating when I simply wanted to watch something.

My current gf is much easier. There is still lots of sex, but at least we can do other things without constant pressure.

I think my gf just literally cant help it. She knows I'm easy to turn on and she always wants it.

Hayame_Zero posted...
Mine is in her late 30s.

I can relate...
me and my gf are in our very early 30s. so youre tellin me i have a decade of constant sex?

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R1masher
07/29/22 10:15:45 AM
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while youre at work too

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bsp77
07/29/22 10:47:53 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
I think my gf just literally cant help it. She knows I'm easy to turn on and she always wants it.
Both my ex and my current are the same, my current just knows I am anal about tv and movies :)

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
07/29/22 11:26:06 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
I swear thats what we do more than anything else.

life is rough man
You're living the good life, don't complain.

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Homeless_Waifu
07/29/22 11:26:58 AM
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At least you have a girlfriend

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
07/29/22 11:27:15 AM
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bsp77 posted...
Both my ex and my current are the same, my current just knows I am anal about tv and movies :)
For a second there, I thought you wrote you like taking anal while watching TV & movies.

my bad, misread.

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MFBKBass5
07/30/22 1:37:33 PM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
For a second there, I thought you wrote you like taking anal while watching TV & movies.

my bad, misread.

lmao that post is more interesting read that way tho


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MedeaLysistrata
07/30/22 1:40:46 PM
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is she hot?

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JTilly
07/30/22 1:41:59 PM
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Pics or flopic

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Lost_All_Senses
07/30/22 1:43:09 PM
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Making out isn't even enjoyable after you're already in a relationship imo. The only reason it's enjoyable to begin with is because someone new is allowing you to do it. Otherwise just have sex, stop being weird 30 year old teenagers lol

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divot1338
07/30/22 2:06:09 PM
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You should bring in an intern to take some of the load off.

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MFBKBass5
07/30/22 2:18:33 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
is she hot?

of course. Why would I date someone not hot?

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Making out isn't even enjoyable after you're already in a relationship imo. The only reason it's enjoyable to begin with is because someone new is allowing you to do it. Otherwise just have sex, stop being weird 30 year old teenagers lol

disagree. Love making out and foreplay first

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Smiffwilm
07/30/22 2:19:33 PM
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https://youtu.be/7HByZX6PLbI

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MedeaLysistrata
07/30/22 2:23:43 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
of course. Why would I date someone not hot?
Ugly rich lady

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TheGoldenEel
07/30/22 2:24:49 PM
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thats TCs gimmick

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MFBKBass5
07/31/22 9:28:32 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Ugly rich lady

lol what?

TheGoldenEel posted...
thats TCs gimmick
it's cute you think talking about sex is a gimmick. It's not some mystical act that people do together.

Lots of people have sex. It's quite common amongst regular, non-CE folk.

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MedeaLysistrata
07/31/22 9:29:58 AM
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i would argue he simply doesn't comprehend the essence

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MFBKBass5
07/31/22 9:31:32 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
i would argue he simply doesn't comprehend the essence
i would argue you don't know how to form coherent thoughts

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MedeaLysistrata
07/31/22 9:32:04 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
i would argue you don't know how to form coherent thoughts
you don't know what coherence entails beyond a dictionary definition, so go have some more sex champ

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MFBKBass5
07/31/22 9:33:14 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
you don't know what coherence entails beyond a dictionary definition, so go have some more sex champ

Are you drunk rn? Serious question my friend

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TheGoldenEel
07/31/22 9:44:18 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
lol what?

it's cute you think talking about sex is a gimmick. It's not some mystical act that people do together.

Lots of people have sex. It's quite common amongst regular, non-CE folk.
This is also TCs gimmick, posting about what a cool normal guy he is

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Cheater87
07/31/22 9:45:20 AM
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Woe be you.

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MedeaLysistrata
07/31/22 9:57:42 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Are you drunk rn? Serious question my friend
You don't need to gaslight palamino

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Kitt
07/31/22 10:14:34 AM
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You need to find someone who understands you and doesn't just use you for sex. Women can be so fucking disgusting sometimes.

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MFBKBass5
07/31/22 10:28:32 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You don't need to gaslight palamino

shut up

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MrResetti
07/31/22 10:41:00 AM
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Oh look, it's this topic again

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ScazarMeltex
07/31/22 10:45:29 AM
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That kind of shit is fun when you are young. I can remember when my wife was in college and we would occasionally go a few weeks without seeing each other. We would fuck sometimes 10-12 times in a weekend.

I'm 40 now my wife and I have been married for 18 years. Ain't nobody got time for that. A couple of times a week where we can take our time and do it right is good enough for us.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
07/31/22 11:38:24 AM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
That kind of shit is fun when you are young. I can remember when my wife was in college and we would occasionally go a few weeks without seeing each other. We would fuck sometimes 10-12 times in a weekend.

I'm 40 now my wife and I have been married for 18 years. Ain't nobody got time for that. A couple of times a week where we can take our time and do it right is good enough for us.
You don't have time for that, or you don't have energy for that?

I'm sure if you wanted, you can make time for it every day, multiple times a day.

Think of it as your daily exercise routine.

Call it "Sexercise".

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MFBKBass5
07/31/22 5:36:16 PM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
You don't have time for that, or you don't have energy for that?

I'm sure if you wanted, you can make time for it every day, multiple times a day.

Think of it as your daily exercise routine.

Call it "Sexercise".


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