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Kim_Seong-a 07/26/22 9:39:18 PM #1:	https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2032%3A22-32&version=NIV 22 That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two female servants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. 23 After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. 25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacobs hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. 26 Then the man said, Let me go, for it is daybreak. But Jacob replied, I will not let you go unless you bless me. 27 The man asked him, What is your name? Jacob, he answered. 28 Then the man said, Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel,[a] because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome. 29 Jacob said, Please tell me your name. But he replied, Why do you ask my name? Then he blessed him there. 30 So Jacob called the place Peniel,[b] saying, It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared. --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:966860785] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2032%3A22-32&version=NIV <quote>22 That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two female servants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. 23 After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. 25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacobs hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. 26 Then the man said, Let me go, for it is daybreak. But Jacob replied, I will not let you go unless you bless me. 27 The man asked him, What is your name? Jacob, he answered. 28 Then the man said, Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel,[a] because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome. 29 Jacob said, Please tell me your name. But he replied, Why do you ask my name? Then he blessed him there. 30 So Jacob called the place Peniel,[b] saying, It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 07/26/22 9:41:27 PM #2:	Thought this was going to be about WWE Backlash 2006 --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:966860825] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Thought this was going to be about WWE Backlash 2006 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 07/26/22 9:42:23 PM #3:	AlCalavicci posted... Thought this was going to be about WWE Backlash 2006 I was so disappointed that God no showed HBK and he had to eat that beatdown from the McMahons and the Spirit Squad --- Colorado Avalanche, Golden State Warriors, Atlanta Braves, LA Rams, Real Madrid #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:966860847] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite> <quote>Thought this was going to be about WWE Backlash 2006</quote> I was so disappointed that God no showed HBK and he had to eat that beatdown from the McMahons and the Spirit Squad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 07/26/22 9:44:05 PM #4:	Whatever you attach to is what you become... Ah man yeah I've heard that --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:966860893] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Whatever you attach to is what you become... Ah man yeah I've heard that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GallisOTK 07/26/22 9:44:10 PM #5:	AlCalavicci posted... Thought this was going to be about WWE Backlash 2006 ShineboxPhil posted... I was so disappointed that God no showed HBK and he had to eat that beatdown from the McMahons and the Spirit Squad God turned heel on all of us that day --- https://i.imgur.com/nN7dH18.jpg <cite>GallisOTK posted [p:966860897] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted...</cite> <quote>Thought this was going to be about WWE Backlash 2006 </quote> ShineboxPhil posted...</cite> <quote>I was so disappointed that God no showed HBK and he had to eat that beatdown from the McMahons and the Spirit Squad</quote> God turned heel on all of us that day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 07/26/22 9:46:53 PM #7:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAe6eNAADfz9.png --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:966860965] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAe6eNAADfz9.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 07/26/22 9:48:12 PM #8:	pretty sure you'd be able to make a pretty funny anime of God being a dick in the bible, unless it already exists. --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:966860982] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>pretty sure you'd be able to make a pretty funny anime of God being a dick in the bible, unless it already exists. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 07/26/22 9:48:34 PM #9:	God: "That doesn't work for me, brother!" --- Even endless sadness is nothing to fear When we hold hands <cite>Touch posted [p:966860994] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>God: "That doesn't work for me, brother!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyQueen 07/26/22 9:52:54 PM #10:	Do people believe this really occurred? --- everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3 <cite>HairyQueen posted [p:966861080] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Do people believe this really occurred? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 07/26/22 9:53:58 PM #11:	HairyQueen posted... Do people believe this really occurred? You really think someone would do that? Just go into Antiquity and tell lies? --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:966861100] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>HairyQueen posted... </cite> <quote>Do people believe this really occurred?</quote> You really think someone would do that? Just go into Antiquity and tell lies? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 07/26/22 9:54:26 PM #12:	HairyQueen posted... Do people believe this really occurred? https://youtu.be/hMGWWpyFGFU --- Colorado Avalanche, Golden State Warriors, Atlanta Braves, LA Rams, Real Madrid #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:966861114] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>HairyQueen posted... </cite> <quote>Do people believe this really occurred?</quote>https://youtu.be/hMGWWpyFGFU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 07/26/22 9:58:35 PM #13:	Meh he beat a rando at wrestling. But can he outwrestle Brock Lesnar? --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgur.com/krtFHol.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:966861209] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Meh he beat a rando at wrestling. But can he outwrestle Brock Lesnar? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 07/26/22 10:05:41 PM #14:	Kim_Seong-a posted... 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. The whole set-up for the story is so weird. Like, some rando approaches him in the night and they just start wrestling with each other for hours until daybreak, apropos of nothing? Is that something that people just did back then? Then the awkward twist at the end where the rando gives him a People's Elbow to the hip or something in order to demonstrate his divinity? How strange. --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:966861364] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite> <quote>24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak.</quote> The whole set-up for the story is so weird. Like, some rando approaches him in the night and they just start wrestling with each other for hours until daybreak, apropos of nothing? Is that something that people just did back then? Then the awkward twist at the end where the rando gives him a People's Elbow to the hip or something in order to demonstrate his divinity? How strange. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 07/26/22 10:27:00 PM #15:	Back_Stabbath posted... pretty sure you'd be able to make a pretty funny anime of God being a dick in the bible, unless it already exists. So it would just be an accurate retelling of the bible --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:966861821] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Back_Stabbath posted... </cite> <quote>pretty sure you'd be able to make a pretty funny anime of God being a dick in the bible, unless it already exists.</quote>So it would just be an accurate retelling of the bible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 07/26/22 10:27:39 PM #16:	Tony Khan is getting his checkbook out to sign God and Jericho is already thinking of how they can work together. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:966861841] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Tony Khan is getting his checkbook out to sign God and Jericho is already thinking of how they can work together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronWolf87 07/26/22 10:31:32 PM #17:	God runs down the ramp fast AF, jumps into the ring and starts shaking the ropes so hard he wipes out several cities. "ROOOOOOOOOOCKEEEEEET FUEEEEEEEEEL!" <cite>IronWolf87 posted [p:966861905] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>God runs down the ramp fast AF, jumps into the ring and starts shaking the ropes so hard he wipes out several cities. "ROOOOOOOOOOCKEEEEEET FUEEEEEEEEEL!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 07/26/22 10:31:59 PM #18:	"STUNNER! STUNNER ON ESAU!" --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:966861914] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>"STUNNER! STUNNER ON ESAU!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/26/22 10:33:37 PM #19:	God: the original Jobber --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:966861941] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>God: the original Jobber </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/26/22 10:33:40 PM #20:	I thought it was an angel, not God. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:966861944] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>I thought it was an angel, not God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronWolf87 07/26/22 10:35:17 PM #21:	Returning_CEmen posted... I thought it was an angel, not God. "It's me Jacob! It was me all along!" <cite>IronWolf87 posted [p:966861973] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>I thought it was an angel, not God.</quote> "It's me Jacob! It was me all along!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 07/26/22 10:36:45 PM #22:	Mearcstapa posted... The whole set-up for the story is so weird. Like, some rando approaches him in the night and they just start wrestling with each other for hours until daybreak, apropos of nothing? Is that something that people just did back then? Then the awkward twist at the end where the rando gives him a People's Elbow to the hip or something in order to demonstrate his divinity? How strange. If someone really good at wrestling catches you, you don't have options other than wrestling back, so there's a sense to it here. --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:966862006] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Mearcstapa posted... </cite> <quote>The whole set-up for the story is so weird. Like, some rando approaches him in the night and they just start wrestling with each other for hours until daybreak, apropos of nothing? Is that something that people just did back then? Then the awkward twist at the end where the rando gives him a People's Elbow to the hip or something in order to demonstrate his divinity? How strange.</quote> If someone really good at wrestling catches you, you don't have options other than wrestling back, so there's a sense to it here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 07/26/22 10:36:58 PM #23:	Angels that aren't basically Seraphs are abominations in the Bible. Check out the one that guards the gates of Eden. Actually, I'm not sure if Seraphim aren't just described as wings and eyes in the Bible either. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:966862011] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Angels that aren't basically Seraphs are abominations in the Bible. Check out the one that guards the gates of Eden. Actually, I'm not sure if Seraphim aren't just described as wings and eyes in the Bible either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/26/22 10:40:27 PM #24:	wanderingshade posted... Angels that aren't basically Seraphs are abominations in the Bible. Check out the one that guards the gates of Eden. Actually, I'm not sure if Seraphim aren't just described as wings and eyes in the Bible either. Seraphim are just the highest rank of angels. The most prominent angels in the bible are very low ranked. Seraphim are God's personal bodyguards. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:966862088] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>wanderingshade posted... </cite> <quote>Angels that aren't basically Seraphs are abominations in the Bible. Check out the one that guards the gates of Eden. Actually, I'm not sure if Seraphim aren't just described as wings and eyes in the Bible either.</quote> Seraphim are just the highest rank of angels. The most prominent angels in the bible are very low ranked. Seraphim are God's personal bodyguards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 07/26/22 10:46:11 PM #25:	Tyranthraxus posted... Seraphim are just the highest rank of angels. The most prominent angels in the bible are very low ranked. Seraphim are God's personal bodyguards. I have to play Bayonetta or Persona again to brush up on my Biblical Angel classes. Like Virtues, Dominions, and Thrones. Thrones are flaming eye wheels, by the way. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:966862180] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Seraphim are just the highest rank of angels. The most prominent angels in the bible are very low ranked. Seraphim are God's personal bodyguards.</quote> I have to play Bayonetta or Persona again to brush up on my Biblical Angel classes. Like Virtues, Dominions, and Thrones. Thrones are flaming eye wheels, by the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate_reaver 07/26/22 10:52:14 PM #26:	god triggered a ref bump before a chair shot --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate_reaver posted [p:966862299] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>god triggered a ref bump before a chair shot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyQueen 07/26/22 10:56:21 PM #27:	Kim_Seong-a posted... You really think someone would do that? Just go into Antiquity and tell lies? I mean Id do it. Id totally do it. --- everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3 <cite>HairyQueen posted [p:966862376] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite> <quote>You really think someone would do that? Just go into Antiquity and tell lies?</quote>I mean Id do it. Id totally do it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gigageek1500 07/26/22 10:58:32 PM #28:	Cheated at wrestling, lost, then, if you believe God wrote the text, obfuscated the story so it's not really clear who it was anyway. --- "Like you're standing in front of them with your hands behind your back, and then present a small ribbon-wrapped gift to them." Duskmon on the colon <cite>gigageek1500 posted [p:966862416] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Cheated at wrestling, lost, then, if you believe God wrote the text, obfuscated the story so it's not really clear who it was anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 07/26/22 10:59:55 PM #29:	When God thinks you are such a great dude that he wrestles you but jobs to you to make you look cool as fuck. --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:966862450] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>When God thinks you are such a great dude that he wrestles you but jobs to you to make you look cool as fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 07/26/22 11:14:43 PM #30:	The next line is "And God said "You are now Israel, because I just whipped your ass! And that's the bottom line, because Yahweh said so!" --- SUMIN SUMIN <cite>Mezcla posted [p:966862724] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>The next line is "And God said "You are now Israel, because I just whipped your ass! And that's the bottom line, because Yahweh said so!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 07/26/22 11:20:48 PM #31:	Its Yahweh or the highway! --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:966862830] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Its Yahweh or the highway! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/26/22 11:29:23 PM #32:	Mezcla posted... The next line is "And God said "You are now Israel, because I just whipped your ass! And that's the bottom line, because Yahweh said so!" God: Everyone Keeps talking about John 3:16, well Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass. Jacob: Who's John? And what's 3:16? God: (stunner) --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:966862964] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Mezcla posted... </cite> <quote>The next line is "And God said "You are now Israel, because I just whipped your ass! And that's the bottom line, because Yahweh said so!"</quote> God: Everyone Keeps talking about John 3:16, well Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass. Jacob: Who's John? And what's 3:16? God: (stunner) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrKapowski 07/26/22 11:38:36 PM #33:	I don't have anything funny to add. I'd just like to say thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The rare topic when CE makes makes comedy gold out of shitposts is --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? <cite>MrKapowski posted [p:966863108] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>I don't have anything funny to add. I'd just like to say thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The rare topic when CE makes makes comedy gold out of shitposts is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
White_Eagle 07/26/22 11:49:51 PM #34:	he touched the socket of Jacobs hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man The original finger poke of doom. --- Detroit Red Wings http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/108545331.jpg <cite>White_Eagle posted [p:966863273] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote><quote>he touched the socket of Jacobs hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man</quote> The original finger poke of doom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 07/26/22 11:51:26 PM #35:	God was just being a heel and didn't wanna break kayfabe --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:966863294] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>God was just being a heel and didn't wanna break kayfabe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 07/26/22 11:53:56 PM #36:	Lol, Peniel. <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:966863324] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Lol, Peniel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 07/26/22 11:58:03 PM #37:	Mearcstapa posted... The whole set-up for the story is so weird. Like, some rando approaches him in the night and they just start wrestling with each other for hours until daybreak, apropos of nothing? Is that something that people just did back then? Then the awkward twist at the end where the rando gives him a People's Elbow to the hip or something in order to demonstrate his divinity? How strange. It's a strange set up for sure. Like my Sunday teacher used to tell me when I was a kid, don't think about the bible too hard. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:966863368] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>Mearcstapa posted... </cite> <quote>The whole set-up for the story is so weird. Like, some rando approaches him in the night and they just start wrestling with each other for hours until daybreak, apropos of nothing? Is that something that people just did back then? Then the awkward twist at the end where the rando gives him a People's Elbow to the hip or something in order to demonstrate his divinity? How strange.</quote> It's a strange set up for sure. Like my Sunday teacher used to tell me when I was a kid, don't think about the bible too hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 07/27/22 1:02:29 AM #38:	What was Gods motivation here? Sounds like he was out on a drunken mortal binder then fucked around and found out. <cite>HudGard posted [p:966864140] in Did God...... [t:80107984]...</cite> <quote>What was Gods motivation here? Sounds like he was out on a drunken mortal binder then fucked around and found out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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