Current Events > Your friend: "Dude I've been asleep the last 3 years. What I miss?"

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Blue_Inigo
07/26/22 2:31:32 AM
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Well? What would you say to em?

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bknight
07/26/22 2:32:40 AM
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palpatine is back somehow
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Ratchetrockon
07/26/22 2:36:26 AM
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Idk who you are you must have the wrong person

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GuerrillaSoldier
07/26/22 2:38:56 AM
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idk i havent been paying attention

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TheUmbersun
07/26/22 2:43:17 AM
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Go back to sleep
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Naysaspace
07/26/22 2:48:15 AM
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Trump isn't president anymore

Leafs haven't won the cup yet, but the Habs DID make the finals somehow

Shit is way more expensive than you probably expect it to be

Otherwise, more or less business as usual
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pfh1001
07/26/22 2:49:51 AM
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TheUmbersun posted...
Go back to sleep
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ToadallyAwesome
07/26/22 2:50:41 AM
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Theres this thing called Covid and it broke thingsa lot

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gunplagirl
07/26/22 2:52:19 AM
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Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

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inTaCtfuL
07/26/22 3:02:54 AM
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Ha, jokes on you as I don't have any friends

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/22 3:05:29 AM
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There's a new rule where everyone gives me $20 everytime they see me. It's this weird Joe Biden guy that made the law. You'll see how weird he is later. It's also why gas and chicken costs more or something, I don't know do you have my $20 or not?

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OpenlyGator
07/26/22 3:12:38 AM
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Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, some people actually have been comatose for nearly that long.

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Ryven
07/26/22 3:17:34 AM
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We landed on the moon!

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Trumble
07/26/22 3:20:17 AM
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"Kanye won the election in 2020."

I know he'll find out soon enough that it's not actually true, but imagine his reaction.

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Thompson
07/26/22 3:20:32 AM
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"Well, scientists have been studying your body intensely to learn how you can sleep for years and not die of hunger, dehydration, or have your muscles atrophy."

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