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Tyranthraxus
07/25/22 7:59:12 PM
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https://www.salon.com/2022/07/22/ted-cruz-says-his-pronoun-is-kiss-my-ass/

Kiss my ass is probably going to regret this by tomorrow.

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thronedfire2
07/25/22 8:00:05 PM
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So now its proper to say hey, kiss my ass to him?

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Baha05
07/25/22 8:00:44 PM
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So Ted Kiss My Ass Cruz?

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Tyranthraxus
07/25/22 8:01:04 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
So now its proper to say hey, kiss my ass to kiss my ass?

*Fixed.

It's an adjustment but I'm sure we can work hard through it.

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Questionmarktarius
07/25/22 8:01:25 PM
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If that's what kiss-my-ass wants, that's what kiss-my-ass gets.
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Jagr_68
07/25/22 8:01:34 PM
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Expected cuck but whatever.

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Questionmarktarius
07/25/22 8:03:05 PM
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what's the object-form of "kiss my ass"... "kiss my arse"?
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TendoDRM
07/25/22 8:14:17 PM
#8:


Tyranthraxus posted...
*Fixed.

It's an adjustment but I'm sure we can work hard through it.

Thank you for respecting kiss my ass' preferred pronouns.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/25/22 8:15:08 PM
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He's suck a fuckup he can't even get their one joke right.

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Accolon
07/25/22 8:16:45 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
He's suck a fuckup he can't even get their one joke right.

Kiss my ass is such a fuckup

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DarkBuster22904
07/25/22 8:19:07 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
what's the object-form of "kiss my ass"... "kiss my arse"?
Kiss my fat ass

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CyricZ
07/25/22 8:21:10 PM
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Frankly I feel kiss my ass has dug kiss my ass own grave here.

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Kajagogo
07/25/22 8:23:45 PM
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So kiss my ass isn't a him anymore. Interesting.

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Tyranthraxus
07/25/22 8:27:09 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
So kiss my ass isn't a him anymore. Interesting.
In hindsight, it was pretty obvious after the 2016 election that kiss my ass always identified as a kiss my ass.

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FortuneCookie
07/25/22 8:27:29 PM
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From this point forward, I'm referring to him as KM Ass.
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DarkBuster22904
07/25/22 8:29:27 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
In hindsight, it was pretty obvious after the 2016 election that kiss my ass always identified as a kiss my ass.
I dunno. He was doing a lot to be a kiss ass, but there was very little kissing of his own ass. Mostly just Trump's ass.

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Tyranthraxus
07/25/22 8:31:09 PM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
I dunno. He was doing a lot to be a kiss ass, but there was very little kissing of his own ass. Mostly just Trump's ass.

Obviously kiss my ass doesn't mean Ted's ass. You wouldn't refer to yourself as him or her and the same applies to kiss my ass.

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Deutschenlied
07/25/22 8:34:24 PM
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If that is what they want, then their wish is my command.
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Valjackal
07/25/22 8:36:10 PM
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There's a whole lot of misgendering of kiss my ass in here. Let's knock it off.

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Imit8m3
07/25/22 8:43:03 PM
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Kiss my ass has kiss my arse own emojis already too.


Everyone should only refer to kiss my ass this way from now on.

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Heartomaton
07/25/22 8:46:53 PM
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Well, as much as I'd hate to be guilty of intentionally misgendering someone, I think I'm just going to continue calling him shit-for-brains.

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mybbqrules
07/25/22 8:47:16 PM
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Accolon posted...
Kiss my ass is such a fuckup
Vintage kiss my ass.

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FL81
07/26/22 2:10:03 AM
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Kiss My Cancun Ass Cruz

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Srk700
07/26/22 2:14:00 AM
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I like calling him cucklord more.
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008Zulu
07/26/22 3:15:36 AM
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I will respect his decision, and call him Ass.

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Deutschenlied
07/26/22 8:05:44 AM
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Remember that getting mad about pronouns is like hearing someone's first name and going "Fuck that stupid name. I'm going to call you something more fitting."

This is the kind of person Ted Cruz is.
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RchHomieQuanChi
07/26/22 8:06:20 AM
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I'm still gonna refer to him as "bitch"

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MedeaLysistrata
07/27/22 6:48:41 AM
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Trendsetter?

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g0ldie
07/27/22 7:46:52 AM
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the only person who deserves that as a pronoun is Stone Cold Steve Austin

he/him/kiss my ass

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