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Intro2Logic
07/24/22 6:26:03 PM
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I've found that I'm typically hesitant to make the first physical move in a relationship, and when things have gotten sexual it's been with the woman leading the way. But I wanna change that, so I'm asking the experts on this subject

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Have you tried thinking rationally?
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MedeaLysistrata
07/24/22 6:26:44 PM
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You can lean back

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Tyranthraxus
07/24/22 6:26:45 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
so I'm asking the experts on this subject
So why are you asking here?

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gunplagirl
07/24/22 6:28:56 PM
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Make her laugh then close your eyes, tilt your head a little, and lean forward. If she's feeling it, you'll be making out soon. If not, play it off then run off and trip on a chair or something on your way out so she knows you're just a big goofball.

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Homeless_Waifu
07/24/22 6:30:08 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Make her laugh then close your eyes, tilt your head a little, and lean forward. If she's feeling it, you'll be making out soon. If not, play it off then run off and trip on a chair or something on your way out so she knows you're just a big goofball.
Girls actually like that?

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gunplagirl
07/24/22 6:35:14 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Girls actually like that?
The kind of girl who'll put a collar on him and peg him, yes. Aka the best straight guys can ever hope for. <3

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berlyman101
07/24/22 6:36:47 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
The kind of girl who'll put a collar on him and peg him, yes. Aka the best straight guys can ever hope for. <3

This explains so much of my life

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Irony
07/24/22 6:38:43 PM
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Tell them to calm down

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Intro2Logic
07/24/22 6:39:51 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
The kind of girl who'll put a collar on him and peg him, yes. Aka the best straight guys can ever hope for. <3
That's not what I'm looking for, though

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Have you tried thinking rationally?
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Axiom
07/24/22 6:41:03 PM
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Let her go first then step on after. You'll be at the top in no time
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NeonOctopus
07/24/22 6:41:25 PM
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Flop your dick on the counter while you're cooking a homemade meal. Then she's know what's up and the ball is in her court from there.

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Homeless_Waifu
07/24/22 6:41:26 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
The kind of girl who'll put a collar on him and peg him, yes. Aka the best straight guys can ever hope for. <3
Well I'm a little clumsy.

So maybe one day Ill get lucky

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nfearurspecimn
07/24/22 6:48:46 PM
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trip them into your arms

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nfearurspecimn
07/24/22 7:08:08 PM
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have you tried nonsexual petting? as in like their head or shoulders?

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NeonOctopus
07/24/22 7:13:40 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
have you tried nonsexual petting? as in like their head or shoulders?
Who's a good girl!? WHO'S A GOOD GIRL!? You are!!

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nfearurspecimn
07/24/22 7:13:57 PM
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it works lmao

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ManaYuka
07/24/22 7:15:24 PM
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Ever had a situation where your dry humping someone and she says its funner with the clothes off?

a girl said that to me once caus me I just didnt make moves atall lol. She started the dry humping

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Hoodroar
07/24/22 7:18:05 PM
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gunplagirl posted...

The kind of girl who'll put a collar on him and peg him, yes. Aka the best straight guys can ever hope for. <3

If TC wanted that he'd accept his passive role of only going for anything physical upon direct request. >_>

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Homeless_Waifu
07/24/22 9:20:29 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
it works lmao
I've always wanted to try it...
But I'm never certain when to do it...

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Smackems
07/24/22 9:23:10 PM
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Touch the side of their face, or put their face in your palm and just brush them with your hand lightly

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B18Champ
07/24/22 9:32:13 PM
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Be handsome
Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

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Smiffwilm
07/24/22 9:33:20 PM
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Whip it out, and I guarantee you things will escalate, one way or another.....

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nfearurspecimn
07/24/22 10:39:17 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
I've always wanted to try it...
But I'm never certain when to do it...
just get touchy feely but listen to feedback. don't over do it

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Pepys_Monster
07/25/22 2:58:17 AM
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It would go something like this.
1) Say "Hi!"
2) Talk to her and keep her talking
3) Eye contact
4) Flirting (tell her she's pretty, etc)
5) Hold her hand
6) Go for a kiss if she hasn't pumped the brakes at any point
7) Ask if she wants to come back to your place

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VigorouslySwish
07/25/22 3:02:37 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
It would go something like this.
1) Say "Hi!"
2) Talk to her and keep her talking
3) Eye contact
4) Flirting (tell her she's pretty, etc)
5) Hold her hand
6) Go for a kiss if she hasn't pumped the brakes at any point
7) Ask if she wants to come back to your place

this but skip the holding hand step

holding hands comes after sex in 2022 imo

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TheAttackTitan
07/25/22 3:20:54 AM
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Take her to a mall. Lots of escalators there.
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berlyman101
07/25/22 3:28:37 AM
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ask to speak to her manager

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TentacleDemon
07/25/22 3:41:57 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
The kind of girl who'll put a collar on him and peg him, yes.
What a coincidence. The new woman thay I've been talking to just changed her nickname in messenger last night to "will peg you" She wants to make sure I don't forget that she wants to get all up in my guts.


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VigorouslySwish
07/25/22 3:48:58 AM
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agreed


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viewmaster_pi
07/25/22 4:05:47 AM
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ask if she's played sonic adventure

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