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wackyteen
07/24/22 8:07:54 AM
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https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/23/dad-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-since-he-ate-ham-roll-in-2017-sues-for-200000-17054567/

A father who says he has been plagued with wind since he ate a ham sandwich five years ago is now taking legal action.
Tyrone Prades, 46, claims that since he ate the roll at a Christmas market in 2017, his life has never been the same and he now suffers with flatulence so badly that it wakes him up at night.
Mr Prades, from Wiltshire, is suing the company who operated the stall for over 200,000.
He says that hours after eating the sandwich at the event in Birmingham, he felt unwell with a tummy ache.
This led to such a severe illness including fever and diarrhoea that he was laid up in bed for five weeks, his lawyers told the High Court.
Flooring company boss Mr Prades believes he contracted salmonella from the stall, and claims others who ate there were also infected.
His lawyer, Robert Parkin, said: The claimant continues to suffer from excessive flatulence, which causes him a great deal of embarrassment.
The symptoms are, primarily, fatigue and altered bowel function associated with churning within his abdomen and flatulence.

The claimants stomach continues to make frequent churning noises to the extent his sleep can become disrupted.
The extent of the symptoms has been life-changing.
He said that there was a Public Health England investigation leading to the stall being closed and deep cleaned.
A total of 16 people in three groups complained of similar symptoms after eating at the stall, he says.
He said that two cases of salmonellosis were confirmed as originating at the stall between 9 and 11 December 2017.
Mr Prades alleges the company was negligent in supplying a contaminated bap, having failed to have sufficient hygiene measures in place.
It is plain that a foodstuff which is contaminated in the manner the bap was was not one which was suitable for human consumption, he says.
Environmental health operators found e.coli on a knife at the stall but no evidence of salmonella.
But operator Frankfurt Christmas Market Ltd denies blame, with its barrister Philip Davy saying Mr Prades had not claimed to suffer from e.coli.
The allegation the bap was contaminated with salmonella bacteria is not admitted and must be proved, Mr Davy said.
The company is also disputing the size of the claim.
The case is now set to go for trial at a later date.

Think homes might have something more wrong than eating one bad ham sandwich <_<

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DeadBankerDream
07/24/22 8:11:22 AM
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Expected UK.

Got UK.

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Kim_Seong-a
07/24/22 8:25:40 AM
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wackyteen posted...


Think homes might have something more wrong than eating one bad ham sandwich <_<

You'd think so, but if medical dramas have taught me anything its that he probably ingested a rare parasite that burrowed into his asshole and the only reason nobody found out is because the symptoms were disguising themselves as gastritis, but then a rare interaction with a new preservative caused some other shit to happen and now the doctor is fucking his ex wife


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DeadBankerDream
07/24/22 8:26:34 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
You'd think so, but if medical dramas have taught me anything its that he probably ingested a rare parasite that burrowed into his asshole and the only reason nobody found out is because the symptoms were disguising themselves as gastritis, but then a rare interaction with a new preservative caused some other shit to happen and now the doctor is fucking his ex wife
Or it's lupus.

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Turtlebread
07/24/22 8:27:19 AM
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I think I have eaten this sandwich too, based on my night farts.

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Akagami_Shanks
07/24/22 8:28:51 AM
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def something more wrong with him than eating a bad sandwich and gettin salmonella

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Solar_Crimson
07/25/22 11:02:01 AM
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Yeah, there's no way a sandwich from 5 years ago is still affecting him like this.

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Hayame_Zero
07/25/22 11:03:35 AM
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I was expecting literal wind. Like every time there's a gust of wind, he shakes his fist and curses the sandwich makers

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Hop103
07/25/22 11:14:52 AM
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For 5 years? X to doubt.

Gladius_ posted...
He might have developed giardia but I am no doctor nor do I know all the tests he has done in order to find the root cause.


That doesn't last 5 years.

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Heartomaton
07/25/22 11:22:23 AM
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Something tells me he's just full of hot air.

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InTheEyesOfFire
07/25/22 11:27:42 AM
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https://youtu.be/EHFbddVBWgQ

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Unsuprised_Pika
07/25/22 11:30:34 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, there's no way a sandwich from 5 years ago is still affecting him like this.

Eh. I had food poisoning 3 years ago and my reflux has been worse since and my stomach more sensitive.

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JuanCarlos1
07/25/22 11:33:25 AM
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My non existent medical training tells me he needs a poop transplant


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Alteres
07/25/22 11:34:37 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Expected UK.

Got UK.


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dummy420
07/25/22 11:37:16 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Or it's lupus.
It's never lupus.

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