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wackyteen 07/24/22 8:07:54 AM #1: |
https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/23/dad-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-since-he-ate-ham-roll-in-2017-sues-for-200000-17054567/ A father who says he has been plagued with wind since he ate a ham sandwich five years ago is now taking legal action. Think homes might have something more wrong than eating one bad ham sandwich <_< --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 07/24/22 8:11:22 AM #2: |
Expected UK. Got UK. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 07/24/22 8:25:40 AM #3: |
wackyteen posted...
You'd think so, but if medical dramas have taught me anything its that he probably ingested a rare parasite that burrowed into his asshole and the only reason nobody found out is because the symptoms were disguising themselves as gastritis, but then a rare interaction with a new preservative caused some other shit to happen and now the doctor is fucking his ex wife --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 07/24/22 8:26:34 AM #4: |
Kim_Seong-a posted... You'd think so, but if medical dramas have taught me anything its that he probably ingested a rare parasite that burrowed into his asshole and the only reason nobody found out is because the symptoms were disguising themselves as gastritis, but then a rare interaction with a new preservative caused some other shit to happen and now the doctor is fucking his ex wifeOr it's lupus. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 07/24/22 8:27:19 AM #5: |
I think I have eaten this sandwich too, based on my night farts. --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Akagami_Shanks 07/24/22 8:28:51 AM #6: |
def something more wrong with him than eating a bad sandwich and gettin salmonella --- yes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 07/25/22 11:02:01 AM #7: |
Yeah, there's no way a sandwich from 5 years ago is still affecting him like this. --- "To Republicans, life begins at conception and ends in elementary school." - GranolaPanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame_Zero 07/25/22 11:03:35 AM #8: |
I was expecting literal wind. Like every time there's a gust of wind, he shakes his fist and curses the sandwich makers --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hop103 07/25/22 11:14:52 AM #10: |
For 5 years? X to doubt. Gladius_ posted... He might have developed giardia but I am no doctor nor do I know all the tests he has done in order to find the root cause. That doesn't last 5 years. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 07/25/22 11:22:23 AM #11: |
Something tells me he's just full of hot air. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 07/25/22 11:27:42 AM #12: |
https://youtu.be/EHFbddVBWgQ --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 07/25/22 11:30:34 AM #13: |
Solar_Crimson posted... Yeah, there's no way a sandwich from 5 years ago is still affecting him like this. Eh. I had food poisoning 3 years ago and my reflux has been worse since and my stomach more sensitive. --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JuanCarlos1 07/25/22 11:33:25 AM #14: |
My non existent medical training tells me he needs a poop transplant --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 07/25/22 11:34:37 AM #15: |
DeadBankerDream posted... Expected UK. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 07/25/22 11:37:16 AM #16: |
DeadBankerDream posted... Or it's lupus.It's never lupus. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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