Current Events > Military recruitment at its lowest in decades. You fuckers ready for a draft?

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MarcoRubio
07/22/22 3:18:50 PM
#101:


Hell yeah.

Conscript EVERYONE

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wackyteen
07/22/22 3:19:48 PM
#102:


Esrac posted...
The new system is the Blended Retirement System. Which is calculated based on the average of your 3 highest earning years, multiplied by 2% for every year you served. So, an E7 retiring after 20 would probably make about $2000 or so a month in retirement. (If my napkin math isn't completely dumb).

However, that doesn't include the other part of the BRS, your Thrift Savings Plan. That's basically equivalent to an IRA or Roth IRA that you can contribute a percentage of your salary to every month. The military will match your contributions up to 5% and they contribute 1%, even if you don't contribute anything at all yourself. So, if you contribute 5%, the military will contribute 6%. It is then invested based on whichever investment plan you choose.

The idea behind the change was that servicemembers who don't serve a full 20 years for the retirement, but opted to contribute to their TSP, could still take away something from their time in.
I know, I opted for it

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Deutschenlied
07/22/22 3:20:14 PM
#103:


Ah so this is why the GOP is crying about women being drafted.

When women are dying in childbirth because of their policies, they don't want them dying in war as well.
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Will_VIIII
07/22/22 3:22:06 PM
#104:


Deutschenlied posted...
Ah so this is why the GOP is crying about women being drafted.

When women are dying in childbirth because of their policies, they don't want them dying in war as well.
Oh wait a minute....

Abortion effectively banned in half the country will likely result in desperate people enlisting

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Esrac
07/22/22 3:23:15 PM
#105:


wackyteen posted...
I know, I opted for it

My apologies then for making presumptions.
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RenescoStCewl
07/22/22 4:43:37 PM
#106:


Smackems posted...
It continues
Are you really convinced the Vietnam war was a worthy cause? That shit was a pointless waste of life.

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Number090684
07/22/22 4:50:45 PM
#107:


They can call on me but I probably ain't worth a damn on the field so I'll end up being tech support.
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Ratchetrockon
07/22/22 4:56:26 PM
#108:


I'll be clear of any draft in a couple months (I'll be out of that inactive ready reserve crap)

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FigureOfSpeech
07/22/22 4:57:07 PM
#109:


Mensis posted...
Im too old


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IfGodCouldDie
07/22/22 5:52:46 PM
#110:


MrAndersonWb posted...
I am not gonna do your homework for you.

prove me that silver is harder than platinum.
Do it. Now.
Thats not how arguments work. If you make a claim it is on you to provide proof of your claim.

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NeonOctopus
07/22/22 9:59:27 PM
#111:


bump

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rexcrk
07/22/22 10:00:46 PM
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I mean if they want me, fine, but I think it would do more harm than good


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Kloe_Rinz
07/22/22 10:05:00 PM
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Why doesn't the military make their jobs attractive enough so that they dont need a draft? Make people want to fight for you, don't force them to.
Maybe triple the pay for a start and stop treating people like subhumans.
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TerraSeeker
07/22/22 11:49:13 PM
#114:


I really wouldn't mind joining and getting some kind of training. I would enjoy the exercise, learning different techniques, and being challenged. I don't see why they have to have all that stupid paperwork. It's like they want to shove in your face everything did wrong.

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DemonBuffet
07/22/22 11:53:04 PM
#115:


Payzmaykr posted...
If they try to draft me, I will laugh in their face and go back to my daily life. Im not being ordered to get my legs blown off and Im not moving to Canada, either. This is my country and if I disagree with a war, Im not fighting in it.

The draft worked during Vietnam because they still had patriotism as a nation and because the people who got drafted knew they were coming home to million dollar salaries and affordable property and medical care. Look what the government has done to us over the course of a few years and ask yourself how many people would report in and how many would do the smart thing and ignore it.

You can get locked up for neglecting a draft.

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Esrac
07/22/22 11:53:56 PM
#116:


Kloe_Rinz posted...
Why doesn't the military make their jobs attractive enough so that they dont need a draft? Make people want to fight for you, don't force them to.
Maybe triple the pay for a start and stop treating people like subhumans.

So, you're saying you want to increase the military budget?
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Zikten
07/22/22 11:55:25 PM
#117:


I'm 41 and legally classified as disabled

I'll only get drafted if we are all about to die
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Jiek_Fafn
07/22/22 11:57:01 PM
#118:


But then who will work at Amazon?

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Despised
07/23/22 12:07:54 AM
#119:


I would just dodge fuck that lol


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Crazyman93
07/23/22 12:09:21 AM
#120:


ZMythos posted...
So what do we need a bigger military for?
To fly more drones and drink more coffee.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/23/22 12:44:35 AM
#121:


Esrac posted...
So, you're saying you want to increase the military budget?
Don't need to increase it, just rebalance the budget.

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Tyranthraxus
07/23/22 12:58:36 AM
#122:


RenescoStCewl posted...
Are you really convinced the Vietnam war was a worthy cause? That shit was a pointless waste of life.

We had no way of knowing that at the time. Vietnam could have ended up like North Korea.

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Lonestar2000
07/23/22 1:28:55 AM
#123:


Tyranthraxus posted...
We had no way of knowing that at the time. Vietnam could have ended up like North Korea.
The war was started based on made-up evidence, just like Iraq.

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TwoBit_Samurai
07/23/22 1:31:58 AM
#124:


I tried joining the military back when I was 18, buy was disqualified for having asthma. Doubt they will want me over 20 years later

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Arcanine2009
07/23/22 1:33:28 AM
#125:


Mensis posted...
Im too old, suck it zoomers
Ok, Xoomer

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BaphometFlux
07/23/22 1:55:21 AM
#126:


already served and have VA disability so Im safe.

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Gwynevere
07/23/22 2:16:41 AM
#127:


Despised posted...
I would just dodge fuck that lol
For real, after the bullshit they've been pulling trying to erase LGBT people, they ain't getting shit out of me

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MrWingnut
07/23/22 2:50:14 AM
#128:


Sure. If they are willing to take a near 40 year old with shitty vision, high anxiety, a busted rotator cuff and prior circulation issues, then we're completely fucked anyway.
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Kloe_Rinz
07/23/22 4:09:57 AM
#129:


Esrac posted...
So, you're saying you want to increase the military budget?
and decrease the research budget by a comparable amount or more theres never an acceptable excuse to underpay employees, not even the military
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Questionmarktarius
07/23/22 4:10:53 AM
#130:


Kloe_Rinz posted...
and decrease the research budget by a comparable amount or more
if NASA had the pentagon's budget, we'd be fucking around alpha centauri by now,
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Kloe_Rinz
07/23/22 4:11:49 AM
#131:


Questionmarktarius posted...
if NASA had the pentagon's budget, we'd be fucking around alpha centauri by now,
true. i hope you guys dont class nasa as military >.>
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Vyrulisse
07/23/22 4:12:27 AM
#132:


Questionmarktarius posted...
if NASA had the pentagon's budget, we'd be fucking around alpha centauri by now,
We don't wanna go there, it's full of Techno-Necromancers

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Questionmarktarius
07/23/22 4:13:17 AM
#133:


Vyrulisse posted...
it's full of Techno-Necromancers
So is Kansas City, somehow.
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