Current Events > K. So you got your weiner stuck in a beer bottle. Now what?

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Smackems 07/16/22 7:10:51 PM #1:	Butter? It is erect btw --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966625155] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Butter? It is erect btw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToadallyAwesome 07/16/22 7:11:53 PM #2:	This is throwback CE weird. --- http://imgur.com/QKdxwuI <cite>ToadallyAwesome posted [p:966625170] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>This is throwback CE weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 07/16/22 7:11:55 PM #3:	Hmm, maybe score the glass and then break it? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:966625173] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Hmm, maybe score the glass and then break it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 07/16/22 7:12:01 PM #4:	Look at a picture of your mom to go soft faster than the speed of light --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:966625175] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Look at a picture of your mom to go soft faster than the speed of light </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 07/16/22 7:15:54 PM #5:	The trick to getting out weiner out of a beer bottle is peanut butter. Maybe it needs a little mayonnaise to get going. Then go sit in the sun and let it melt there. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:966625250] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>The trick to getting out weiner out of a beer bottle is peanut butter. Maybe it needs a little mayonnaise to get going. Then go sit in the sun and let it melt there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 07/16/22 7:20:21 PM #6:	Aressar posted... The trick to getting out weiner out of a beer bottle is peanut butter. Maybe it needs a little mayonnaise to get going. Then go sit in the sun and let it melt there. I have a word of advice: don't try to dig a weiner out with a bone. It just makes things worse. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:966625343] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>The trick to getting out weiner out of a beer bottle is peanut butter. Maybe it needs a little mayonnaise to get going. Then go sit in the sun and let it melt there.</quote> I have a word of advice: don't try to dig a weiner out with a bone. It just makes things worse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/16/22 7:29:34 PM #7:	I call the cops --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:966625536] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>I call the cops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 07/16/22 7:32:40 PM #9:	Ask a random lady to pull it out --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:966625594] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Ask a random lady to pull it out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/16/22 7:34:06 PM #10:	I rebrand it as a weiner bottle and make fun of you fucking rubes for not having one. Just $50 and you too can stop having your dick touch public air like a goddamn peasant. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:966625615] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>I rebrand it as a weiner bottle and make fun of you fucking rubes for not having one. Just $50 and you too can stop having your dick touch public air like a goddamn peasant. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/16/22 7:35:17 PM #11:	I can't even fit my wiener into a toilet paper tube How'd it get so small? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:966625638] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>I can't even fit my wiener into a toilet paper tube How'd it get so small? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Homeless_Waifu 07/16/22 7:40:06 PM #14:	HylianFox posted... I can't even fit my wiener into a toilet paper tube How'd it get so small? Damn mine fits, now I know I has a small pp --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:966625725] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>I can't even fit my wiener into a toilet paper tube How'd it get so small?</quote>Damn mine fits, now I know I has a small pp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 07/16/22 7:42:40 PM #16:	smashburger --- gamefaqs.gamespot.gamestop.com <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:966625772] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>smashburger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/16/22 7:46:34 PM #17:	ANort175 posted... Look at a picture of your mom to go soft faster than the speed of light Nah, you've got the "after 4 hours erection" thing goin on --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966625848] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>ANort175 posted... </cite> <quote>Look at a picture of your mom to go soft faster than the speed of light</quote>Nah, you've got the "after 4 hours erection" thing goin on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/16/22 7:47:12 PM #18:	HylianFox posted... I can't even fit my wiener into a toilet paper tube How'd it get so small? You gotta fandangle it in there ya know. Squish it around --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966625858] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>I can't even fit my wiener into a toilet paper tube How'd it get so small?</quote>You gotta fandangle it in there ya know. Squish it around </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/16/22 7:48:25 PM #19:	@Johnny_Nutcase --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966625876] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>@Johnny_Nutcase </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/16/22 7:49:02 PM #20:	Smackems posted... You gotta fandangle it in there ya know. Squish it around Normally I do like to fandangle it, but I think I'll pass this time --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:966625889] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>You gotta fandangle it in there ya know. Squish it around</quote> Normally I do like to fandangle it, but I think I'll pass this time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 07/16/22 7:49:39 PM #21:	Glass helicopter it is --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:966625901] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Glass helicopter it is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 07/16/22 7:49:55 PM #22:	I'd PM Smackems for advice since he's been in this predicament so often... <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:966625906] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>I'd PM Smackems for advice since he's been in this predicament so often... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 07/16/22 8:19:02 PM #24:	I'd be highly upset for a few reasons. Number one is the bottle empty? Cuz if it's not I'm upset because now I can't drink it. Number two, I'd be upset because if my weiner fit in a beer bottle I have a serious size problem. Overall no good can come from it. --- By the time I get to Phoenix, you're gonna be there. - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:966626436] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>I'd be highly upset for a few reasons. Number one is the bottle empty? Cuz if it's not I'm upset because now I can't drink it. Number two, I'd be upset because if my weiner fit in a beer bottle I have a serious size problem. Overall no good can come from it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 07/16/22 8:29:31 PM #25:	Flex leg muscles to increase blood flow into those major muscle groups. <cite>bknight posted [p:966626631] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Flex leg muscles to increase blood flow into those major muscle groups. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/16/22 8:31:07 PM #26:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I'd be highly upset for a few reasons. Number one is the bottle empty? Cuz if it's not I'm upset because now I can't drink it. Number two, I'd be upset because if my weiner fit in a beer bottle I have a serious size problem. Overall no good can come from it. You can pee in it. For a while --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966626664] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be highly upset for a few reasons. Number one is the bottle empty? Cuz if it's not I'm upset because now I can't drink it. Number two, I'd be upset because if my weiner fit in a beer bottle I have a serious size problem. Overall no good can come from it.</quote>You can pee in it. For a while </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 07/16/22 8:57:10 PM #28:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You don't shove it, you squish it in --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966627145] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> You don't shove it, you squish it in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/16/22 9:02:50 PM #29:	Just find loose women and accept the bottle as an extension of your weiner from here on out. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:966627248] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Just find loose women and accept the bottle as an extension of your weiner from here on out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 07/16/22 9:09:58 PM #30:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Just find loose women and accept the bottle as an extension of your weiner from here on out. Well at least we wouldn't need to worry about condoms! --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:966627374] in K. So you ... [t:80096720]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Just find loose women and accept the bottle as an extension of your weiner from here on out.</quote>Well at least we wouldn't need to worry about condoms! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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