Current Events > You'll never guess what Boris Johnson is doing instead of attending meetings

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UnholyMudcrab
07/16/22 6:10:58 PM
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-skips-emergency-heatwave-27498528

Planning a going-away party for himself instead of attending an emergency meeting on the heatwave that England will be going through next week.

Truly unprecedented behavior from Boris, let me tell ya.

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HylianFox
07/16/22 6:11:33 PM
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Not seeing a hair stylist, I know that much

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Funkydog
07/16/22 6:11:55 PM
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Given he never attended them in the first place, why did anyone expect him to when he's on his way out?

Scumbag regardless though.

HylianFox posted...
Not seeing a hair stylist, I know that much
You know he has his hair like that on purpose, right? Been reported numerous times he purposely messes it up whenever cameras are about.

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/22 6:12:00 PM
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Dude is like "I missed the part where that's my problem" flashing his resignation notice

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Arcanine2009
07/16/22 6:23:43 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-skips-emergency-heatwave-27498528

Planning a going-away party for himself instead of attending an emergency meeting on the heatwave that England will be going through next week.

Truly unprecedented behavior from Boris, let me tell ya.
So he is pulling a Ted Cruz?

how hot does it get in the UK anyway?

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/22 6:25:37 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
So he is pulling a Ted Cruz?

how hot does it get in the UK anyway?
They are anticipating 40c heatwave.

In freedom units, this is very hot.

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Axiom
07/16/22 6:26:02 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
So he is pulling a Ted Cruz?

how hot does it get in the UK anyway?
If only Ted Cruz would resign
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Medussa
07/16/22 6:26:28 PM
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i guessed golf, but i suppose that's more american bojo's thing.

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TendoDRM
07/16/22 6:26:58 PM
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I would imagine they're glad he's not there.

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kingdrake2
07/16/22 6:28:36 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
they're glad he's not there.


true.

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ToadallyAwesome
07/16/22 6:30:44 PM
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BoJo gunna BoJo? Im shocked. Well not that shocked.


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Funkydog
07/16/22 6:39:59 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
how hot does it get in the UK anyway?
Usually about half the expected temperature.

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SauI_Goodman
07/16/22 6:47:53 PM
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Is anyone really shocked considering hes on his way out for misconduct

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kuwab0
07/16/22 7:00:36 PM
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Tending to the baby birds in his hair

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Smackems
07/16/22 7:02:22 PM
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Do British people really call heat waves hotty peps

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MedeaLysistrata
07/16/22 7:02:46 PM
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Smackems posted...
Do British people really call heat waves hotty peps
Hahahahahaha

I hope no one dies

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mustachedmystic
07/16/22 7:04:51 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Given he never attended them in the first place, why did anyone expect him to when he's on his way out?

Scumbag regardless though.

You know he has his hair like that on purpose, right? Been reported numerous times he purposely messes it up whenever cameras are about.
What purpose would that be?

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HylianFox
07/16/22 7:08:37 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
What purpose would that be?

To make Trump's hair look better on comparison?

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UnholyMudcrab
07/16/22 7:56:24 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Is anyone really shocked considering hes on his way out for misconduct
He's on his way out because the Tories lost two by-elections by huge margins and view him as a liability. The Pincher scandal was just a convenient excuse to flee a sinking ship.

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Funkydog
07/17/22 5:52:26 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
What purpose would that be?
To make him look like a harmless buffoon. That is what much of what he did was built around.

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mustachedmystic
07/17/22 10:42:52 AM
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Funkydog posted...
To make him look like a harmless buffoon. That is what much of what he did was built around.
Ok, that makes sense.

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