Current Events > Japan invites you to move there to help fix their declining population.

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Damn_Underscore
07/16/22 6:05:08 PM
#1:


Do you accept?


you get an average job in Japan, are provided a home and lessons in Japanese

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Big_Nabendu
07/16/22 6:05:45 PM
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Well. If I must, I must

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Heartomaton
07/16/22 6:06:00 PM
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No thanks.

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/22 6:08:47 PM
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I'd need like 10 million yen a month stipend for life to even consider this.

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HylianFox
07/16/22 6:09:19 PM
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They know I'm gay, right

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gunplagirl
07/16/22 6:09:46 PM
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Sterile transgender lesbian woman? Sure, I'll be bred sooooo much but not in a way that'll result in babies.

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Time
07/16/22 6:09:58 PM
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Nah japanese is too hard. Too many characters.

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g0ldie
07/16/22 6:10:29 PM
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tell them to send me a few body pillows, and I'll mail them back a few mason jars.

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kirbyy
07/16/22 6:10:41 PM
#10:


I mean, I can think of worse ways to spend a year. Rest of my life though, probably not.

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Lairen
07/16/22 6:13:05 PM
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Theyre a lot more open about racism. Look up videos of Americans that actually live there. They can just refuse you services or an apartment because youre foreign.

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/22 6:13:36 PM
#13:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Average job works less hours than Americans actually.

Things get wonky if you include commute time as part of working since many of them have to go through long train rides to get to their job.

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/22 6:15:51 PM
#14:


Lairen posted...
Theyre a lot more open about racism. Look up videos of Americans that actually live there. They can just refuse you services or an apartment because youre foreign.
That shit mostly happens only in rural areas. You know. Like the rest of the world.

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Homeless_Waifu
07/16/22 6:20:59 PM
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Sure, I'll move to Japan...
Though I doubt I'll make a dent to their population problem since I myself am terrible with women.

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Nukazie
07/16/22 6:21:54 PM
#17:


oh alright

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Trumpo
07/16/22 6:21:58 PM
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They will never be accepting of my gaijin ass

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Arcanine2009
07/16/22 6:21:59 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Average job works less hours than Americans actually.

Things get wonky if you include commute time as part of working since many of them have to go through long train rides to get to their job.
not unless you are a salary man... not to mention forced socialization after.

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Tyranthraxus
07/16/22 6:24:28 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
not unless you are a salary man... not to mention forced socialization after.

Just talking in a context of averages. Cherry picking the most extreme examples from either side isn't helpful to get an idea of what work culture is actually like.

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NeonOctopus
07/16/22 6:26:38 PM
#21:


YES!

Without hesitation!

I'll fuck as many Japanese chicks as it takes! I don't care if I have to live in a box under Shibuya. I'll do it and live that dream!

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Snip-N-Snails
07/16/22 6:30:11 PM
#22:


Lairen posted...
Theyre a lot more open about racism. Look up videos of Americans that actually live there. They can just refuse you services or an apartment because youre foreign.

Indeed. Also look up the videos of the Japanese mass shooters targeting minorities, the Neo-Nazi rallies, and Police officers beating and choking minorities, wait...

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CRON
07/16/22 6:31:12 PM
#23:


Japan is extremely bigoted, misogynist and technologically backwards so fuck no.
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pfh1001
07/16/22 6:33:42 PM
#24:


Even if I did accept, I strongly doubt there would be any Japanese ladies lining up to get pregnant.
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Axiom
07/16/22 6:39:00 PM
#25:


pfh1001 posted...
Even if I did accept, I strongly doubt there would be any Japanese ladies lining up to get pregnant.
Nah you'd definitely get some girls. Problem is what most imagine japanese girls look like is not the reality. You're not going to be getting jav models or pop idols and for some reason a lot of them don't take care of their teeth >_>
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KStateKing17
07/16/22 6:42:06 PM
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Bout to be a lot of afros in Japan after a few years.

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Jagr_68
07/16/22 6:49:15 PM
#28:


Keep the tentacles out of the bedroom or I'm going home!

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Aressar
07/16/22 7:07:57 PM
#29:


Sounds fascinating. I'd love to go sometime. Few problems though:

- I have several large tattoos. I've heard that's pretty taboo over there.

- Although I'm generally polite and don't cause trouble, I tend to flat-out ignore some rules that I think don't need to followed in such a moment, like jaywalking when it looks safe enough. There are probably tons of etiquette things too that I wouldn't have the patience for.

- I had a vasectomy, so I can't actually any people add to the population, no matter how many Japanese women I'd bang.


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uwnim
07/16/22 7:11:11 PM
#30:


Dunno if I'd be a good choice for this. Like I cannot like initiate conversations with like anyone. <_<

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CRON
07/16/22 7:14:57 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I live in a blue state, but in poor conditions. Thanks for making fun of my pain, though.
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HANGtheDJ_86
07/16/22 7:16:59 PM
#32:


Needs more bong rips & dong tips for me to consider

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NeonOctopus
07/16/22 7:19:28 PM
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Axiom posted...
Nah you'd definitely get some girls. Problem is what most imagine japanese girls look like is not the reality. You're not going to be getting jav models or pop idols and for some reason a lot of them don't take care of their teeth >_>
Don't care lol. Still would <_<

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DarkBuster22904
07/16/22 7:19:48 PM
#34:


Absolutely not. As much as I love Japan (I've studied abroad there, and lived/worked there for a while), I absolutely could not live there. The workplace culture, authority hierarchies, emphasis on conformity. Their approach to criminal justice makes ours in the US look tame, in a lot of ways. And no amount of money on Earth would ever convince me to subject my child to the Japanese educational/testing track.

I love Japan for a lot of reasons. But... just visiting.

Aressar posted...
I have several large tattoos. I've heard that's pretty taboo over there

Oh yeah, and this. Saw how some of my tattoo'd friends got treated, there. Now that I have several myself, yeah, wouldn't look forward to that.

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NoxObscuras
07/16/22 7:24:39 PM
#36:


I mean, hey if they're specifically inviting a black guy to help make babies, that's progress... But nah pass lol.

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whitelytning
07/16/22 7:26:46 PM
#37:


No way.

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CRON
07/16/22 7:34:12 PM
#38:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yes, you're better than me. Japan is better than me. I'm not as good as Japan.
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Murphiroth
07/16/22 7:35:38 PM
#39:


CRON posted...
Thanks for making fun of my pain, though.

I feel like you don't really get to play this card anymore given how much you make fun of and judge literally everyone else. Like all your posts and topics here are either you being incredibly judgmental towards other people, or whining about your situation.
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Panthera
07/16/22 7:36:07 PM
#40:


I'm pretty sure no amount of declining population will ever make them invite me over to help

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CRON
07/16/22 7:38:39 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
I feel like you don't really get to play this card anymore given how much you make fun of and judge literally everyone else. Like all your posts and topics here are either you being incredibly judgmental towards other people, or whining about your situation.
It's a huge flaw of mine, and the result of a literal lifetime of constantly being made fun of, shamed, belittled and being mocked for having the interests I do. It's something I'm trying to work on.
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Turbam
07/16/22 7:40:00 PM
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Sure, I could educate the youth of Japan on how to procreate

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CRON
07/16/22 7:42:06 PM
#43:


Turbam posted...
Sure, I could educate the youth of Japan on how to procreate
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Master_Bass
07/16/22 7:42:27 PM
#44:


No way. Their work culture is even more hellish than American work culture. Also, foreigners can be legally discriminated against.

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Turbam
07/16/22 7:45:25 PM
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CRON posted...
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I don't mean those youths!!

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KogaSteelfang
07/16/22 8:15:27 PM
#47:


I wouldn't do any better over there.

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Background_Guy
07/16/22 8:18:38 PM
#48:


Eh I'd stay for a year or two. See the sights, experience the culture, impregnate the minimum amount of women required for my visa. I'd go back eventually.
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Steelix500
07/16/22 8:19:31 PM
#49:


Yes yes yes yes!
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NocturneD85
07/16/22 8:23:32 PM
#50:


sure.

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