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viewmaster_pi
07/14/22 10:34:25 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/8/AAOjRaAADdCY.jpg
here's a question: where the FUCK are the house centipedes and brown recluses and shit now???? attack this big piece of shit, you smaller pieces of shit!!!

oh well. out of sight, out of mind i guess because it got away and now it's skulking around in here

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Kombucha
07/14/22 10:34:56 PM
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Looks like some kind of cricket.

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Axiom
07/14/22 10:35:56 PM
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Kombucha posted...
Looks like some kind of cricket.
Camel crickets are pretty good at getting inside houses
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theAteam
07/14/22 10:37:00 PM
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Oh shit is that a spider cricket? Those bastards have a defense mechanism where they launch themselves AT the perceived threat. One time one of these hopped up onto our ottoman and then shot towards us and I did a backflip right over the couch with a bowl of cereal in my hand.

They are harmless but are also gigantic and quick as hell. I collected that one and threw him outside and the next morning we found his corpse outside the door like he was clawing at it all night trying to get back in.

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Ratchetrockon
07/14/22 10:37:15 PM
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There a lot of those in Maryland. They blended in so well with the bathroom floor of the old house I used to live in.

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viewmaster_pi
07/14/22 10:40:50 PM
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idk how it got away, it's not exactly subtle when its stupid fat body clumsily springheels a foot off the ground

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ViewtifulJoe
07/14/22 10:42:33 PM
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Is this the basis for the next character in the vampire topic?

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DespondentDeity
07/14/22 10:43:45 PM
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My huntsmen are getting so big offa these earwigs

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Poorly
07/14/22 10:43:54 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
idk how it got away, it's not exactly subtle when its stupid fat body clumsily springheels a foot off the ground
If u get bite by them, u get turn into cute anime girl

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viewmaster_pi
07/14/22 10:43:55 PM
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fuck no, the three armed roach girl is enough

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viewmaster_pi
07/14/22 10:44:46 PM
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Poorly posted...
If u get bite by them, u get turn into cute anime girl
if it bites itself, maybe we'll talk

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Kitt
07/14/22 10:49:51 PM
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I need to know where you live so that I know to never go there.

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Rharyx211
07/14/22 10:51:21 PM
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I get those all the time in my house. They're disgusting.

Just hit them with some bug spray and they'll go down.

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viewmaster_pi
07/14/22 11:13:07 PM
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if it's male (therefor no eggs) and he stays out of my bed, it'll be fine. EVERY damn thing has crawled into my bed except a woman, lol

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