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Lairen 07/13/22 3:08:07 PM #1: |
I actually never thought of this..... --- When it rains, it pours. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Piplup_Sniper 07/13/22 3:09:48 PM #2: |
Only with Pokmon. Humans don't naturally shrink so they're not Pokmon. --- Forbid it, Almighty God! U.S. Army. 13B. E-3 PFC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 07/13/22 3:10:20 PM #3: |
hawt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 07/13/22 3:11:43 PM #4: |
Sure, supposedly they're not as compatible as Vaporeons though --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 07/13/22 3:13:32 PM #5: |
You know that Team Rocket got an underground pokemon trafficking business. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 07/15/22 12:16:45 PM #6: |
WilliamPorygon posted... Sure, supposedly they're not as compatible as Vaporeons thoughI wish I never read that copy/pasta. --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 07/15/22 12:18:51 PM #7: |
Error1355 posted... I wish I never read that copy/pasta. Alright, so Ive seen the vaporeon copypasta too many times to count now and it kind of infuriates me. For one, the fact that you are all fine with people wanting to fuck what is clearly an animal is weird. But for another thing, you guys have chosen all wrong. Vaporeon isnt even the best Pokmon if you want to have sex with a Pokmon. Hariyama is clearly a better for reasons Im going to go into. First, its in the human-like egg group, meaning its in the group of Pokmon that would actually be best for having sex with. On top of that, Hariyama actually has a higher HP stat than Vaporeon. Vaporeons base HP stat is 130, while Hariyama has a base 144 HP stat. Second, it has access to the move bulk up. Similarly to the move acid armor, bulk up increases the users defense, but bulk up would be better for sex because it also increases attack. This means that if you wanted to switch who was topping, Hariyama would be a far better choice. Third, Hariyama actually has abilities that would be useful during sex. Hariyama can get the Thick Fat and Guts abilities. Both of these abilities allow Hariyama to still function well while getting hot. Fourth, even if Hariyama cant take the pressure during sex, it has access to a fall-back option in the move endure. This allows it to survive any attack with 1 HP left. Fifth, Hariyama has a more equal gender ratio compared to Vaporeon. Eevee and all of its evolutions have a gender ratio of 7 males to 1 female. Getting the right Vaporeon would be tougher than it would be with Hariyama. Hariyama has a gender ratio of 3 males to 1 female, which is still unequal, but its less unequal than Vaporeon. In conclusion, if you need a Pokmon to fuck, dont fuck Vaporeon. Fuck Hariyama instead. My Copypasta is better --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlCalavicci 07/15/22 12:29:47 PM #8: |
._. --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 07/15/22 12:35:32 PM #9: |
Tyranthraxus posted... My Copypasta is betterhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/3/AADAKwAADdKR.png --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kajagogo 07/15/22 12:37:31 PM #10: |
In Sun/Moon they could turn into humans. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 07/15/22 12:37:43 PM #11: |
That is how Gardevoir came to exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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