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cousinvini
07/12/22 3:32:01 PM
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The product seems to be unrelated to hamburgers

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HylianFox
07/12/22 3:32:49 PM
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Provides emotional support for hamburgers

Duh

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ToadallyAwesome
07/12/22 3:33:00 PM
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At its core it was a way to take cheaper worse tasting meat and make it better tasting by comparison. Its a hold over from the 60-70s era of food.

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Tyranthraxus
07/12/22 3:33:12 PM
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You saute whatever is in the box with ground beef and pretend you know how to cook.

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NoxObscuras
07/12/22 3:33:24 PM
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Well "Ground Beef Helper" doesn't sound as good.

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Tyranthraxus
07/12/22 3:35:01 PM
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Also my head canon is the Glover game was made because they couldn't secure the rights to a Hamburger Helper video game instead.

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HylianFox
07/12/22 3:35:49 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Also my head canon is the Glover game was made because they couldn't secure the rights to a Hamburger Helper video game instead.

But Glover stands on his fingers, the Hamburger Helper Hand stands on his wrist...

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Smashingpmkns
07/12/22 3:37:31 PM
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Beats meat

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A_Good_Boy
07/12/22 3:40:44 PM
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It makes otherwise garbage meat palatable without you needing to know how to prepare it into a real dish. It's perfect for when you're busy and can't make a meal that's more elaborate.

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Hambo
07/12/22 3:45:02 PM
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It does cooking, cleaning, and household repairs for senior hamburgers who are no longer able to do so much themselves anymore.

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31Veteran
07/12/22 3:50:37 PM
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But where is Hambo Helper?

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Vampire_Chicken
07/12/22 3:51:25 PM
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Hambo posted...
It does cooking, cleaning, and household repairs for senior hamburgers who are no longer able to do so much themselves anymore.
Thank you for raising that point. Too many people overlook the plight of our most vulnerable hamburgers.
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Hambo
07/12/22 3:52:41 PM
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31Veteran posted...
But where is Hambo Helper?
plz ;_;

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kingdrake2
07/12/22 3:58:19 PM
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i was too lazy to use my cheesy enchilada hamburger helper yesterday for burrito's. but i'm going to use it tonight

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Malcrasternus
07/12/22 4:21:12 PM
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It cheaply upsizes a meal, just like onion burgers did way back when. Really useful if you needed to stretch out food.

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Sariana21
07/12/22 4:24:55 PM
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Hamburger Helper, helps your hamburger,
Help her make a great meal.

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BuckVanHammer
07/12/22 4:25:42 PM
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fuck a helper. panburger partner is where its at

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/12/22 4:25:49 PM
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It helps the hamburger meat youre about to cook.

And its phenomenal

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MaxEffingBemis
07/12/22 4:30:07 PM
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it provides yummy in my tummy

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HylianFox
07/12/22 4:30:44 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
fuck a helper. panburger partner is where its at

Hamburger Significant Other

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Hambo
07/12/22 4:32:55 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Hamburger Significant Other
Hamburger Husband

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Questionmarktarius
07/12/22 4:41:56 PM
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Hambo posted...
Hamburger Husband
Hamburgler Husband was a thing, for awhile...
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Prestoff
07/12/22 4:43:02 PM
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Lets you draw 2 cards.

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kingdrake2
07/13/22 7:04:48 AM
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batch came out bland but edible.
i have some taco sauce that will balance it out for later when i use the leftovers for lunch with some refried beans and tortilla's.

the covid didn't impact my taste.

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Ricemills
07/13/22 7:08:48 AM
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Prestoff posted...
Lets you draw 2 cards.

that's OP as fuck, i hope they ban it in tournaments

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BurmesePenguin
07/13/22 7:11:19 AM
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It goes in milk and resista alphabetizing.
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