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Antifar
07/10/22 11:29:08 AM
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https://news.yahoo.com/2-men-hospitalized-explosion-gwyneth-170049836.html

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NeonOctopus
07/10/22 11:29:42 AM
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Vagina candles are hyper-flammable? >_>

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CE_gonna_CE
07/10/22 11:29:50 AM
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Well have to say I wasnt expecting this to be literal before clicking in here.

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Turbam
07/10/22 11:30:48 AM
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the rubbing alcohol had been added to the candles to melt marshmallows for s'mores after a store employee had seen the technique on social media

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AAYofGAAAKDz.png

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Raikuro
07/10/22 11:30:55 AM
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Harnessing the power of Gwyneth's vagina proved too overwhelming for mere mortals
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__aCEr__
07/10/22 11:31:07 AM
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When vagina steaming goes wrong.

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modena
07/10/22 11:31:07 AM
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Lmao

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BakonBitz
07/10/22 11:32:22 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Well have to say I wasnt expecting this to be literal before clicking in here.
Yeah...

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Lunar_Savage
07/10/22 11:35:10 AM
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modena posted...
Lmao


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Perksurx
07/10/22 12:09:24 PM
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Should I convert to Islam, Judaism, Christianity? I now know there's a God, but not which one...He has a sense of humour though.

Do you think those Guidestones had some c**t candles haphazardly placed?

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PokemonExpert44
07/10/22 12:17:15 PM
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Lol goop

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Hop103
07/10/22 12:21:01 PM
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While the lifehack didn't play a part in the explosion. The lifehack to melt smores is insanely dangerous and goes to show how bad the lifehack community has fallen in the whole lifestyle sphere.

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kingdrake2
07/10/22 12:21:07 PM
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hopefully no one was hurt.
other than the building obviously.

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gunplagirl
07/10/22 12:23:49 PM
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The doctors are like "these men will never get the smell of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina out"

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Prestoff
07/10/22 12:25:28 PM
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Wow, I would have never guessed literally.

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Perksurx
07/11/22 4:26:53 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
hopefully no one was hurt.
other than the building obviously.

There was about $20,000 damage to the building, but three candles were destroyed taking the total up over a million.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/11/22 4:29:10 PM
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The child in me wants to find one these stores and graffiti it to "The Poop Store"

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pegusus123456
07/13/22 8:42:12 AM
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Entirety of Long Island finna smell like high tide.

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Tyranthraxus
07/13/22 9:54:46 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
hopefully no one was hurt.
other than the building obviously.

2 people were hospitalized but they'll live.

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Tyranthraxus
07/13/22 9:56:38 AM
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Turbam posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AAYofGAAAKDz.png

This didn't happen according to the goop store.

It was just an accidental fire and nobody was using any candles.

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