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MarthGoomba
07/05/22 9:27:10 AM
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Polyester can't keep its shape so you're constantly fluffing and flipping it to get it just right but you never will (same with shredded foam), and it absorbs sweat a lot

Cotton gets moldly and becomes a haven for dust mites

Down and feather are unethical and not even comfortable

Latex is expensive, stinky, and feels like its always trying to push your head away

Memory foam is too hot and none of the millions of gimmicks, like the recent charcoal meme, do anything to fix that

Buckwheat is hard, heavy, and seems like a nice nesting place for bugs and spiders

It's 2022 and somehow pillows STILL suck ass

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gunplagirl
07/05/22 9:27:40 AM
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Needs to be shaped like a waifu

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EvilResident
07/05/22 9:28:08 AM
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What would you do?

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wackyteen
07/05/22 9:29:27 AM
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But have you heard of MyPillow? /s

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viewmaster_pi
07/05/22 9:32:27 AM
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pillow cube?

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DespondentDeity
07/05/22 9:37:40 AM
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Purple is the best pillow ever

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AloneIBreak
07/05/22 9:43:07 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Purple is the best pillow ever
Whats good about it? I go through pillows like you wouldnt believe. Purple is expensive as fuck. Im willing to pay if its worth it but Im skeptical because no pillow stays good for very long.

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Rathinor
07/05/22 9:44:11 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Purple is the best pillow ever
Does it stay cool? Like actually cool and not just some gel that ends up not really working?
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MarthGoomba
07/05/22 9:45:11 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
pillow cube?
Just another foam gimmick pillow

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Purple_Cheetah
07/05/22 9:50:25 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Needs to be shaped like a waifu
There's already a few shaped like a woman's lap with a skirt. Now I'm proud to announce I've learned there's one that's of a butt and thighs.
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DespondentDeity
07/05/22 9:55:02 AM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Whats good about it? I go through pillows like you wouldnt believe. Purple is expensive as fuck. Im willing to pay if its worth it but Im skeptical because no pillow stays good for very long.

Still feels like day one, Ive had mine for over 3 years. Its comfortable and supportive regardless of my sleeping position, although I most commonly sleep on my side. It feels like it will be too thin for that, but its not. I threw out all my other pillows after the first week. I pack it and take it with me when I travel. Ive also experienced less total headache days since I started using it than any of the years prior to buying one.

Rathinor posted...
Does it stay cool? Like actually cool and not just some gel that ends up not really working?

Yes, the design allows for maximum airflow, so it stays the same temperature all night without absorbing heat from your head, actually I think it helps move heat away from your head. Idk Im not a scientist or anything but Id never buy another pillow, and Im still under warranty for 7 years so its not like Ill ever need to.

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MabusIncarnate
07/05/22 9:58:05 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Still feels like day one, Ive had mine for over 3 years. Its comfortable and supportive regardless of my sleeping position, although I most commonly sleep on my side. It feels like it will be too thin for that, but its not. I threw out all my other pillows after the first week. I pack it and take it with me when I travel. Ive also experienced less total headache days since I started using it than any of the years prior to buying one.

Yes, the design allows for maximum airflow, so it stays the same temperature all night without absorbing heat from your head, actually I think it helps move heat away from your head. Idk Im not a scientist or anything but Id never buy another pillow, and Im still under warranty for 7 years so its not like Ill ever need to.
Well, this probably just sold me then. Been on the fence for a while, i'm with TC, I have never found an "ideal" pillow for me, for many of the reasons described. I settled on a bamboo/memory foam/polyester overstuffed one but it's still not great and it was $40.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/05/22 9:59:11 AM
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what about that crackhead with the stupid moustache?

i thought his pillows were supposed to be perfect or something...
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gunplagirl
07/05/22 9:59:12 AM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
There's already a few shaped like a woman's lap with a skirt. Now I'm proud to announce I've learned there's one that's of a butt and thighs.
Pics and possibly a website or brand name for the lap? @Purple_Cheetah

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EndOfDiscOne
07/05/22 10:02:47 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/8/AAO_BNAADasi.jpg

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Purple_Cheetah
07/05/22 10:07:52 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Pics and possibly a website or brand name for the lap? @Purple_Cheetah
'Hizamakura lap pillow' and 'the buttress pillow'

That's all I'm gonna say, shouldn't be too hard to pursue from there.
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AloneIBreak
07/05/22 10:15:52 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Still feels like day one, Ive had mine for over 3 years. Its comfortable and supportive regardless of my sleeping position, although I most commonly sleep on my side. It feels like it will be too thin for that, but its not. I threw out all my other pillows after the first week. I pack it and take it with me when I travel. Ive also experienced less total headache days since I started using it than any of the years prior to buying one.

Yes, the design allows for maximum airflow, so it stays the same temperature all night without absorbing heat from your head, actually I think it helps move heat away from your head. Idk Im not a scientist or anything but Id never buy another pillow, and Im still under warranty for 7 years so its not like Ill ever need to.
Damn you. Youre going to cost me $100+. If this pillow sucks Im sending you the bill.

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Kami_no_Kami
07/05/22 10:18:22 AM
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MarthGoomba
07/05/22 10:21:32 AM
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$200 CAD for Purple... geez

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Gooniebird
07/05/22 10:23:20 AM
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Why would buckwheat pillows invite spiders and other shit in? Keep it sealed up properly :\

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The_Korey
07/05/22 11:00:53 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
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Dakimakura
07/05/22 11:16:26 AM
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The perfect pillow doesn't exi...

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MarthGoomba
07/05/22 3:04:36 PM
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This latex pillow is really disappointing

Thought it would be good because my latex mattress is amazing

But man does it stink

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SSJPurple
07/05/22 3:14:23 PM
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Because people have different preferences

There cant be a perfect pillow

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berlyman101
07/05/22 3:16:53 PM
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maybe your head is too fat, ever thought of that?

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Agent_Stroud
07/05/22 3:22:14 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QqiaHof9fAk

Best pillow ever! Nerevarine approved as well!

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Kircheis
07/05/22 3:38:19 PM
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Serious question, do you people just not wash your pillows, ever? Every time I wash my sheets my polyester pillow gets washed with them and it comes out the dryer all fluffy, just like new. Haven't had to get a new pillow in over a year or two since I started washing it.

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MattcheteGuy
07/05/22 3:39:07 PM
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Mypillow is the best because it is made from conspiracy theories and crack cocaine.

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