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UnfairRepresent 07/02/22 6:15:33 AM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (25 votes) Yes 72% (18 votes) 18 No 28% (7 votes) 7 Rita destroyed Alpha 5 and scattered its parts to the wind. Now there's no one around since Zordon is just a big fucking head. So they need someone to mop the floors, clean the toliets, wash/repair the ranger suits, alert the Power Rangers when things get real and generally act shocked to sell the danger of the day. Then watch as they do really cool shit while you get rid of the cobwebs Just to the day to day mundane shit that some fucker has to do so the Power Rangers can fight evil. https://i.imgur.com/yoUcV2Z.jpg It pays better than your current job and has dental Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:966277590] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (25 votes) Yes 72% (18 votes) 18 No 28% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80079553', message: '0', key: '07516ea1' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Rita destroyed Alpha 5 and scattered its parts to the wind. Now there's no one around since Zordon is just a big fucking head. So they need someone to mop the floors, clean the toliets, wash/repair the ranger suits, alert the Power Rangers when things get real and generally act shocked to sell the danger of the day. Then watch as they do really cool shit while you get rid of the cobwebs Just to the day to day mundane shit that some fucker has to do so the Power Rangers can fight evil. https://i.imgur.com/yoUcV2Z.jpg It pays better than your current job and has dental Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 07/02/22 6:16:44 AM #2:	Dental plan! --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:966277595] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Dental plan! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/02/22 6:31:10 AM #3:	No. I'm not working for a bunch of teenagers with attitude. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:966277704] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>No. I'm not working for a bunch of teenagers with attitude. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 07/02/22 7:33:00 AM #4:	Being a janitor doesn't usually require the skills of a seamstress. I hope they don't mind staples holding together the gussets of their onesies. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:966278253] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Being a janitor doesn't usually require the skills of a seamstress. I hope they don't mind staples holding together the gussets of their onesies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/02/22 7:34:47 AM #5:	I'd probably be fucking miserable if I had to listen to 5 teenagers with attitude talk about dumb shit all day. No thanks >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966278272] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably be fucking miserable if I had to listen to 5 teenagers with attitude talk about dumb shit all day. No thanks >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 07/02/22 7:35:44 AM #6:	Kurt_Russel posted... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:966278280] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Kurt_Russel posted... </cite> <quote>Dental plan!</quote> Lisa needs braces! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 07/02/22 7:42:49 AM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... It pays better than your current job and has dental Would you take it? hell yes. i already deals with teenagers on daily basis anyway. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:966278339] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>It pays better than your current job and has dental Would you take it?</quote> hell yes. i already deals with teenagers on daily basis anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/02/22 7:44:48 AM #8:	pegusus123456 posted... No. I'm not working for a bunch of teenagers with attitude. I mean technically you're working for Zordon you're working WITH teenagers with attitude They're just all superior to you in every way --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:966278364] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>No. I'm not working for a bunch of teenagers with attitude.</quote>I mean technically you're working for Zordon you're working WITH teenagers with attitude They're just all superior to you in every way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/02/22 7:45:53 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... I mean technically you're working for Zordon I'd forgotten about him. Imagine what a pain in the ass it would be to clean that fucking tank of his. Be like four gallons of Windex all on its own. Fuck that. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:966278376] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I mean technically you're working for Zordon</quote>I'd forgotten about him. Imagine what a pain in the ass it would be to clean that fucking tank of his. Be like four gallons of Windex all on its own. Fuck that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 07/02/22 7:47:59 AM #10:	Without a Healthcare one, that's a big fat NO! But aside from that I'd probably take up the offer. It's relatively safe until the turbo season finale, but we don't talk about turbo. Aside from the finale that was actually well done. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:966278398] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Without a Healthcare one, that's a big fat NO! But aside from that I'd probably take up the offer. It's relatively safe until the turbo season finale, but we don't talk about turbo. Aside from the finale that was actually well done. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 07/02/22 9:02:33 PM #11:	pegusus123456 posted... I'd forgotten about him. Imagine what a pain in the ass it would be to clean that fucking tank of his. Be like four gallons of Windex all on its own. Fuck that. Remember how his face was always so distorted? It's because no one cleaned the tank. Don't break tradition, it's bad luck. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:966292797] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd forgotten about him. Imagine what a pain in the ass it would be to clean that fucking tank of his. Be like four gallons of Windex all on its own. Fuck that.</quote>Remember how his face was always so distorted? It's because no one cleaned the tank. Don't break tradition, it's bad luck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 07/02/22 9:07:14 PM #12:	I forgot that Zordon was basically in a giant pony jar! --- All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:966292897] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>I forgot that Zordon was basically in a giant pony jar! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mehmeh1 07/02/22 9:15:35 PM #13:	Prismsblade posted... Without a Healthcare one, that's a big fat NO! But aside from that I'd probably take up the offer. It's relatively safe until the turbo season finale, but we don't talk about turbo. Aside from the finale that was actually well done. isn't the base destroyed in MMPR's finale? --- FC: 3840-6927-7945, have OR/Y/SM4SH/PSMD/S/US I'm a youtuber, here is my link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRj1lj8EWzRtw3jp3HUXCxQ? .I play games <cite>mehmeh1 posted [p:966293107] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Prismsblade posted... </cite> <quote>Without a Healthcare one, that's a big fat NO! But aside from that I'd probably take up the offer. It's relatively safe until the turbo season finale, but we don't talk about turbo. Aside from the finale that was actually well done.</quote>isn't the base destroyed in MMPR's finale? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 07/02/22 9:21:22 PM #14:	The Power Chamber is like five square feet of Party City supplies. Even after the Green Ranger trashed it, that looked like about an hour cleanup at most. So get paid a bunch of money to sit on my ass and watch the viewing globe? Sure. >_> --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:966293243] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>The Power Chamber is like five square feet of Party City supplies. Even after the Green Ranger trashed it, that looked like about an hour cleanup at most. So get paid a bunch of money to sit on my ass and watch the viewing globe? Sure. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/02/22 9:23:34 PM #15:	Will they get mad if they catch me sniffing the Pink Ranger suit while Im supposed to be cleaning it? --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:966293307] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Will they get mad if they catch me sniffing the Pink Ranger suit while Im supposed to be cleaning it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/02/22 9:24:59 PM #16:	Returning_CEmen posted... Will they get mad if they catch me sniffing the Pink Ranger suit while Im supposed to be cleaning it? Was gonna make a licking the toilet seat after her comment but this works too. --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:966293342] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>Will they get mad if they catch me sniffing the Pink Ranger suit while Im supposed to be cleaning it?</quote>Was gonna make a licking the toilet seat after her comment but this works too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 07/02/22 9:30:19 PM #17:	I never thought their costumes were real. They morph. Their suits are pure energy that comes and goes. Every time they take a bad hit, it sends sparks. So I think we are off the hook for laundry. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:966293489] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>I never thought their costumes were real. They morph. Their suits are pure energy that comes and goes. Every time they take a bad hit, it sends sparks. So I think we are off the hook for laundry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/03/22 12:49:09 AM #18:	Just_a_loser posted... I never thought their costumes were real. They morph. Their suits are pure energy that comes and goes. Every time they take a bad hit, it sends sparks. So I think we are off the hook for laundry. Literally zero perks of the job then besides dental --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:966298039] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Just_a_loser posted... </cite> <quote>I never thought their costumes were real. They morph. Their suits are pure energy that comes and goes. Every time they take a bad hit, it sends sparks. So I think we are off the hook for laundry.</quote>Literally zero perks of the job then besides dental </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 07/03/22 12:50:21 AM #19:	Someone get Viscera Cleanup Detail on the phone. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:966298054] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>Someone get Viscera Cleanup Detail on the phone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 07/03/22 1:00:26 AM #20:	mehmeh1 posted... isn't the base destroyed in MMPR's finale? Yes, and from there leads into the 'in space' series. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:966298209] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>mehmeh1 posted... </cite> <quote>isn't the base destroyed in MMPR's finale?</quote>Yes, and from there leads into the 'in space' series. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 07/03/22 1:09:56 AM #21:	You're both right, but at different points. The original base is nuked, which is when they reveal an emergency base that was being developed in secret. This just so happens to use the same surface building, but now they have a secret entrance, and a fancy energy portal that might be a dimensional gateway? Idunno. That persists through to the end of Turbo, and then they go to Space. But they make sure to keep going to high school for the first few episodes, somehow. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:966298356] in Hypothetic... [t:80079553]...</cite> <quote>You're both right, but at different points. The original base is nuked, which is when they reveal an emergency base that was being developed in secret. This just so happens to use the same surface building, but now they have a secret entrance, and a fancy energy portal that might be a dimensional gateway? Idunno. That persists through to the end of Turbo, and then they go to Space. But they make sure to keep going to high school for the first few episodes, somehow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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