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UnfairRepresent
06/27/22 4:42:32 AM
#1:


Who do you save?


You're making your way downtown one day when suddenly you're enveloped in a bright light and start floating in the air. Before you could spell your name you're abducted by aliens and find yourself stuck inside a cage being pulled along the ceiling across huge rooms on some kind of conveyor inside a giant mysterious alien craft.

The rooms are like metalic warehouses full of tubes, it's clear your conveyor is pulling you towards a giant vat.

Ahead of you is a Ghanaian man who is also pounding at his cage but can't escape either. He makes eye contact with you but then the bottom of his cage opens up, causing him to fall helplessly into a vat a strange alien liquid ooze that immediately starts burning his flesh.

"Arrrrrrrrgh! Help me! IT burns! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Ruuflflegaahdigfuguglglefl....." the man shrieks before disappearing beneath the foamy liquid.

You're terrified as you realize you're next. You start trying to break out of the cage but it's useless. Until when all hope was lost you notice there's a small gap at the top of your cage and with immense difficulty you manage to widen it and forcefully squeeze yourself through it like some grotesque inverted birth. You manage to push yourself out of the cage and fall out the otherside. Landing hard on your back, right on the floor next to the vat moments before the cage opened above it and you would have died.

You look up and see two more cages approaching the vat from different directions on different conveyors. One contains a young Vietnamese girl, the other contains a tall muscular Canadian soldier. Both are frantically clawing helplessly at the top of their cages after seeing you but it seems only your cage was broken.

You see levers that would stop the conveyors but they are on opposite ends of the large room. You could easily reach one but there's no way you can reach both of them.

You have to act fast.

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You can only save one.
Who do you save?

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Ratchetrockon
06/27/22 4:45:25 AM
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Hmm I'd save the the girl for sure.

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Zikten
06/27/22 4:48:36 AM
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Sorry soldier but......your watch has ended
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Alteres
06/27/22 4:49:01 AM
#4:


The asian girl seems like she would be more useful on a hostile alien ship, you really need to make these choices more balanced.

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Hoodroar
06/27/22 4:57:02 AM
#5:


The guy is a Chad so I am slightly biased against his survival tbh.

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viewmaster_pi
06/27/22 5:02:15 AM
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bros before hos, we have to kick alien ass and get back home, not give the aliens tingles and do ASMR on them ffs

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The_Korey
06/27/22 5:11:07 AM
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Soldier's supposed to be prepared to die, plus given his nationality, he probably does not want to be a bother.

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Ricemills
06/27/22 5:28:50 AM
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gee, even in a topic like this, the black man is the first to die.

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UnfairRepresent
06/27/22 5:44:21 AM
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Ricemills posted...
gee, even in a topic like this, the black man is the first to die.
I didn't say black I said Ghanian

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008Zulu
06/27/22 6:30:05 AM
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Soldier School has undoubtedly trained the soldier for this kind of situation. It would be an insult to save him, and mock all the years he spent training. I save the girl.

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Vegy
06/27/22 7:00:44 AM
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I save da hot asian women den we'd fuck hard and marry after all dis is over

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Mistere Man
06/27/22 7:18:11 AM
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Sadly we all die as there is no way my fat ass can fit through a small hole even if made bigger. But to humor this I would go for whatever lever was closer as with such a strange design having pod handles on opposite sides of the room I have no idea which controls what.

If possible I would try to stop one enough then run for the other as I would have to try to save both even if it wasnt possible as I wouldnt know that I couldnt. If sadly they both die at least I tried.

Sadly knowing me I would mess up on the control and push it the wrong way speeding up the descent of the pod closest killing them both anyway. Or I may just freeze up or even run away as I have no idea how I would truly act in such a situation.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/27/22 7:20:05 AM
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Would solider boy fuck me if I save him?

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UnfairRepresent
06/27/22 2:54:08 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Soldier's supposed to be prepared to die
bruh

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NeonOctopus
06/27/22 2:55:52 PM
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Asian chick

I love Asian chicks >_>

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uwnim
06/27/22 2:57:06 PM
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Oh wow. Both are hot.

Id probably just run to whatever lever I saw first.

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ReaperCloud
06/27/22 2:59:08 PM
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Soldier has training, they shouldn't need my help.

Girl does not have soldier training, so she gets my help.

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LinkPizza
06/27/22 3:00:08 PM
#18:


The soldiers hot I wanna fuck him

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ellis123
06/27/22 3:02:18 PM
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Can I make it take less time for them to be dumped in the vat?

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Deku_Link
06/27/22 3:11:20 PM
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Muscular Canadian soldier, easily. :3

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The_Korey
06/27/22 3:50:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
bruh

What?

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Ving_Rhames
06/27/22 3:56:11 PM
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I'd save the Soldier if he was an American soldier, cuz as life tells us, Americans are the protagonists of the planet, so an American soldier would be able to fight his way out solo despite having been captured in the first place.

I save the hot asian girl as an easier food reserve than a ripped Chad McSoldierman after we crash land on an abandoned island for part 2.

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UnfairRepresent
06/29/22 6:36:33 AM
#23:


Ving_Rhames posted...
I'd save the Soldier if he was an American soldier, cuz as life tells us, Americans are the protagonists of the planet, so an American soldier would be able to fight his way out solo despite having been captured in the first place.


Well he's a North American soldier

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