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Garioshi
06/21/22 3:08:52 PM
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nt

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Turbam
06/21/22 3:09:07 PM
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Who?

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Choco
06/21/22 3:12:13 PM
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Turbam posted...
Who?


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teep_
06/21/22 3:18:41 PM
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but he did never smash though

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Funkydog
06/21/22 3:26:40 PM
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Leaving henchmen permanently crippled and disfigured isn't killing, so it's okay.

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hockeybub89
06/21/22 3:27:16 PM
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Those were non-lethal RPG rounds

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Trumpo
06/21/22 3:27:33 PM
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That highway scene in Y0 means it is a lie

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Baha05
06/21/22 3:28:52 PM
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I dun speak a lot of weeb to know how that is

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CyricZ
06/21/22 3:29:01 PM
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No you.

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DipDipDiver
06/21/22 3:37:16 PM
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Could Kiryu beat Batman?
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Funkydog
06/21/22 3:52:47 PM
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Trumpo posted...
That highway scene in Y0 means it is a lie
He shot them with negative thoughts.

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Murphiroth
06/21/22 3:54:27 PM
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Everyone in Yakuza, including all the generic NPCs, is just stronger and more durable and heals better than actual humans.

That's my headcanon, it's a world full of low level superhumans.
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Ricemills
06/21/22 3:58:28 PM
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when asked about the possibility of Kiryu as guest character in Tekken, the director said that Kiryu would never hurt a woman so he won't be in it.

the Project X Zone cheat this out by using alternate universe Kiryu from that Yakuza Zombie game, tho.

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Jagr_68
06/21/22 4:01:57 PM
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He's Japanese Batman.

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Thekiller37
06/21/22 4:18:33 PM
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Who is he gonna kill, Kuroki?

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Garioshi
06/21/22 4:45:23 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Leaving henchmen permanently crippled and disfigured isn't killing, so it's okay.
He shot several people who were driving cars and motorcycles at 50+ mph with other people inside and also threw dozens of henchmen off of the top of a truck, ALSO moving at 50+ mph.

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TheFuriousInch
06/21/22 4:53:49 PM
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Garioshi posted...
He shot several people who were driving cars and motorcycles at 50+ mph with other people inside and also threw dozens of henchmen off of the top of a truck, ALSO moving at 50+ mph.
He didnt kill them, the impact did.

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Murphiroth
06/21/22 5:13:43 PM
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Garioshi posted...
He shot several people who were driving cars and motorcycles at 50+ mph with other people inside and also threw dozens of henchmen off of the top of a truck, ALSO moving at 50+ mph.

Nah they're all fine, the Man in Black in YK2 straight up gets his head run over by said truck and still comes back for another fight.

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Beveren_Rabbit
06/21/22 5:18:05 PM
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none of his moves are lethal and he never killed anyone in a cutscene. Sure the moves in real life would seriously injure a person, but none of them have any lethal intent.

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Legato-and-Vash
06/21/22 5:20:08 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
none of his moves are lethal and he never killed anyone in a cutscene. Sure the moves in real life would seriously injure a person, but none of them have any lethal intent.
Doesn't he have a heat action where he stabs someone with a katana?

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CyricZ
06/21/22 5:27:27 PM
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Never ever.

https://youtu.be/Ky9R8eZ3JZ8?t=352

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Boombam99
06/21/22 5:29:35 PM
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What about the heat moves where he's stabbing guys with knives in the stomach and kneeing it into them
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FunkyCat
06/21/22 5:29:59 PM
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Legato-and-Vash posted...
Doesn't he have a heat action where he stabs someone with a katana?
He's mastered the blade so he can stab you in a vital organ without killing someone.

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OrangeCrush980
06/21/22 5:34:31 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
none of his moves are lethal and he never killed anyone in a cutscene. Sure the moves in real life would seriously injure a person, but none of them have any lethal intent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUnGk21cTfc

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NoxObscuras
06/21/22 5:35:36 PM
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I'd also count the people that have died because Kiryu leaves the fucking villain alive and turns his back on them.

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DespondentDeity
06/21/22 5:36:31 PM
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TheFuriousInch posted...
He didnt kill them, the impact did.

I didnt kill him, I shot him, bullets and the fall killed him.

Ahhh I kinda love that movie ngl

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Legato-and-Vash
06/21/22 5:38:44 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I'd also count the people that have died because Kiryu leaves the fucking villain alive and turns his back on them.
With a gun on the ground and within reach no less.

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NeonOctopus
06/21/22 5:39:29 PM
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Literally grabbed a waiter as a human shield to block gun fire
Literally shoots an RPG at a helicopter on 6

Literally

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Legato-and-Vash
06/21/22 5:40:44 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Literally grabbed a waiter as a human shield to block gun fire
To be fair, that's still on the shooter for shooting. >_>

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Beveren_Rabbit
06/21/22 5:54:21 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Literally grabbed a waiter as a human shield to block gun fire
Literally shoots an RPG at a helicopter on 6

Literally


you see them parachute

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NeonOctopus
06/21/22 6:47:36 PM
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He also blows up a helicopter in 0 and 1 I think >_>

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Funkydog
06/21/22 6:49:15 PM
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That's just how good Kiryu is.

His explosions don't kill.

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Kircheis
06/21/22 6:55:19 PM
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He was also completely ready to straight up ice both Shibusawa and Iwami. It isn't so much that he doesn't kill people as it is that he simply doesn't like killing people he doesn't have to kill (like people who are clearly beaten and can't fight back anymore), but if there's an imminent threat to either him or someone he loves, or if you just piss him off enough, then he's willing to kill if he feels like he absolutely has to.

Also didn't he literally kill Ryuji because he wanted to give him one last good fight? Like sure, Ryuji already was convinced that he was fading away after being shot, but Kiryu definitely played a part in finishing him off, right?

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CinderLock
06/21/22 7:00:33 PM
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Remember in LAD when he refused to help Ichiban because he "went to far" like Kiryu hasn't beat hundreds of people half to death

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Freddie_Mercury
06/21/22 7:24:36 PM
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he should have killed shindo and iwami tbh

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