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Heartomaton
06/13/22 10:34:45 AM
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And there's no in-flight movie.

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RealityDose
06/13/22 10:36:01 AM
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So I get drunk on whiskey and rye?

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OudeGeuze
06/13/22 10:36:33 AM
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Heartomaton
06/13/22 10:40:05 AM
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RealityDose posted...
So I get drunk on whiskey and rye?

Something tells me an alcoholic creeper isn't that picky.

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bigblu89
06/13/22 10:46:52 AM
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I put my headphones on and fall asleep.

Just like I do on every flight I take.

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shironinja
06/13/22 10:48:33 AM
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Same.. I like to put silicone earplugs in and then closed-can noise cancelling headphones on blast. Goodbye world.

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Scorsese2002
06/13/22 10:49:40 AM
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RealityDose posted...
So I get drunk on whiskey and rye?

Drove your Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry?

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RealityDose
06/13/22 10:51:00 AM
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Scorsese2002 posted...

Drove your Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry?

It is not levey?
Anyway what the fuck is a lef ay vee?

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Oderus Urungus
06/13/22 10:52:09 AM
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Babies as in goo goo gaa gaa or non mask wearers?
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MC_BatCommander
06/13/22 11:02:41 AM
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Lol who needs in flight movies anymore. I'll just watch whatever I downloaded from Netflix prior to the flight

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Laura_Hughes
06/13/22 11:03:37 AM
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You mean like, lefties, or ?

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Nasty_Nitro
06/13/22 11:03:54 AM
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OudeGeuze posted...
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FAM chill lmfao


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Heartomaton
06/13/22 11:12:14 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
I put my headphones on and fall asleep.

Just like I do on every flight I take.
shironinja posted...
Same.. I like to put silicone earplugs in and then closed-can noise cancelling headphones on blast. Goodbye world.

Did you guys have those things on your persons when I magically transported you to this situation with my topic title?

Oderus Urungus posted...
Babies as in goo goo gaa gaa or non mask wearers?

Both.

MC_BatCommander posted...
Lol who needs in flight movies anymore. I'll just watch whatever I downloaded from Netflix prior to the flight

On what?

Laura_Hughes posted...
You mean like, lefties, or ?

And righties.

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PatrickMahomes
06/13/22 11:15:49 AM
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Oderus Urungus posted...
Babies as in goo goo gaa gaa or non mask wearers?
Imagine being this obsessed with covid to post like that in a topic like this.

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shironinja
06/13/22 12:24:35 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Did you guys have those things on your persons when I magically transported you to this situation with my topic title?

Unless Im asleep or they are charging I always keep them on my neck for these type of situations.

wonder who ITT got portaled in their underwear (or less) .. TSA may have a bone to pick with them.


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MedeaLysistrata
06/13/22 12:30:55 PM
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I play PS4 with my noise cancelling headphones.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/13/22 12:31:10 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
I put my headphones on and fall asleep.

Just like I do on every flight I take.

All your music is magically turned into audio of babies crying. So, now your listening to babies crying while hearing babies crying faintly in the background.

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TheGoldenEel
06/13/22 12:32:27 PM
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Whose alt

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/1/AAW8UqAADVfT.jpg

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DespondentDeity
06/13/22 12:32:32 PM
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https://youtu.be/HkOguZfNJUo

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OudeGeuze
06/13/22 2:26:42 PM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
FAM chill lmfao
no
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Nemu
06/13/22 2:31:50 PM
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I've luckily never had a nightmare flight, but I usually have headphones on the whole time.
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bigblu89
06/13/22 3:13:10 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Did you guys have those things on your persons when I magically transported you to this situation with my topic title?

Honestly, yes.

I never leave my house without my headphones on my person any fully charged. They're attached to my keys.

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bigblu89
06/13/22 3:14:39 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
All your music is magically turned into audio of babies crying. So, now your listening to babies crying while hearing babies crying faintly in the background.
That wasn't part of the original scenario.

I'd still get though it. Once you're a parent twice over, you'd be surprised how easily you can tune out a baby crying.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/13/22 5:56:26 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
That wasn't part of the original scenario.

I'd still get though it. Once you're a parent twice over, you'd be surprised how easily you can tune out a baby crying.

Is a "parent twice over" when you are so good at parenting you dominate your own parents and become their parents by forcing them to allow you to legally adopt them?

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faizan_faizan
06/13/22 10:45:02 PM
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Op forgot to put how much money i was supposed to get

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SaltyWet
06/13/22 10:57:55 PM
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retreat to the cockpit.

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pfh1001
06/13/22 11:03:03 PM
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I'm good with kids. I try to help the parents calm down those babies.
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Vicious_Dios
06/13/22 11:03:22 PM
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Laura_Hughes posted...
You mean like, lefties, or ?



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AirFresh
06/13/22 11:06:24 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvYjWgPh-k

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